Mushu gossips 'toasted
marshmallow *looks at timmons and drools*'
Timmons gossips
'ill take that as a compliment'
Timmons gossips
'thank you'
Archon invokes the
mighty powers of a little imp.
Archon invokes the
mighty powers of Timmons.
Mush invokes the
mighty powers of Pennywise.
Mush gossips '"pray
pennywise why doesn't anyone pray to you, bringer of pain and suffering?"'
Alicat rambles 'i wish there weren't so many child labor laws....i want my inner child to do the dishes'
You beam a smile
at him.
Ganesha beams a
chicken at you.
Mush rambles 'harken,
on mountain high, is it not...yes it is....my liver begs for another beer...can
you not hear it's call, or am I the only one to answer it's sorrow?'
Starwalker rambles
'hmm, i thought that was MY liver'
Mush rambles 'christ...add
some more middle age english, and that could have been IC worthy.'
Mush rambles 'very
very bad IC channel dialogue.'
Rossarian rambles
'is there any other kind?'
Rossarian gossips 'You may now call me Superfly Johnson'
### Darkon has entered
the game.
Poledra gossips
'dark on what?'
Darkon gossips 'you'
Sarien gossips 'I
think my marrying days are over'
Sarien gossips 'Five
is my limit, I should think.'
Sarien gossips 'hehe'
Alicat gossips 'yeah,
that salt marsh behind your house is getting rather full'
Nugget gossips 'this
conversation reminds me of post rectal excreations'
Sarien gossips 'I
bet you say that to all the girls.'
Show of hands: who says we flush Nugget?
Sarien gossips 'Don't get me wrong.. you should be proud of your scottish Heritage, and your connection to the catholic church... just like the Irishmen should be proud of their kilts and bagpipes.'
ReiZu gossips ''ei
everybody who made this gam?''
Sarien gossips 'Well
you see youngster.. a gam is early 20th century slang for legs, specifically
the leg of a female.'
ReiZu gossips 'oww
thats imformative!'
Sarien gossips 'An
example of its proper use, would be: Alicat said 'Hey, Nice
Gams, Mushu! right
before Mushu caved in his skull with a pick axe.'
Sarien gossips 'A
variant could also be: Alicat is very proud of his gams when he tapes his
penis to his tight and wears a mini skirt, for a night at the bars.'
Alicat gossips 'it's
a kilt, ya tart git'
Sarien gossip 'still
doesn't explain the taping'
A battalion of overfed pigeons readies for a bombing run.
Deathkitten answers
'You can bot plague if you plague yourself?'
Mushu answers 'id
kill myself'
Deathkitten answers
'Well, sheeshola, some people are just never happy.'
Pulse gossips 'sometimes i just don't feel right being hammered by the cast of gilligan's island'
Astarte gossips 'Hey
Big Ro little ossarian'
Astarte gossips
'mmm extra o in that'
Astarte gossips
'excuse me, i'm really tired'
Rossarian gossips
'Hello Big Ass, little Tart'
Astarte gossips
'You forgot the E'
Rossarian gossips
'Fair's fair'
Kajiote gossips 'what's
a way to get some really cheap xp? like 30xp and stuff?'
Someone gossips
'sleep with Amiga'
Tolina's Red Light Special *wink wink nudge nudge* after the auction, at the Woodsman Inn.
Ganesha rambles 'Will I get pregnant if a guy came into my mouth then I kissed him then he gives me an oral? '
Grygazol rambles
'But do you eat a cow live? :P'
Macrowave rambles
'if it looks at me the wrong way'
Jokey Smurf gossips 'hey, Kaji...wanna...yanno..wanna...smurf?'
### Sadly, Alicat was killed by Kajiote when she exploded during a hug.
A Theran white tiger jests 'Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper who sold his soul to Santa ? :)'
Seamer rambles 'next time a guy only goes 2-3 minutes, thank him for being a successful just-in-case-a-sabre-tooth-tiger-comes-along-partner type :P'
Ganesha gossips 'see Kajoe.!? The miscofigured bots that don't check for pluage in the void deserive to die'
Seamer gossips 'being guided by the crotch is a good thing...theres something holdable to be led by'
You have become worse at meditation!
Stultus rambles 'WTF YUO TLAK BOUT??!? MADCOX IS AN L33RT HAX09R!!!!111'
Seamer gossips 'i excel at being socially shallow while maintaining a mystical aura of "friggin cool" via tells and secret channels'
Pheylin gossips 'they say dragons are big, but orcs got it where it counts'
Alicat gossips 'sounds
like mormons'
Icesong gossips
'Hey now Alicat..'
Icesong gossips
'That is Totally not even sort of close to right.'
Alicat gossips 'yer
right, Icesong...i had one too many m's in there'
### Pheylin was killed by killed by Solar System Man.
Legato gossips 'Restore
at recall in 5'
Legato gossips '2'
Legato gossips '1'
Stultus gossips
'5 2 1?'
Alicat gossips 'it's
the 'new math' don't ask'
Seamer gossips 'my house cant afford them there fancy eye-ron-ing burns, we can only afford sun burns, and we have to SHARE the skin that peels off'
You have been cuddled
by Vic<tm>
Pheylin gossips
'thanks vik'
Vic gossips 'spell
it right or I'll get Mattz to pimpslap you'
Deirdre gossips 'reality? I've played that game, the plot sucks but the graphics are AWESOME'
Everyone leaves to
get the book Fight Club.
Kajiote gossips
'(now they will never know my secret plans to take over the mud by getting
them all totally engrossed in fight club for a few hours..)'
Kajiote gossips
'(I hope I didn't just type that outloud.. .... .. *peer* )'
Pheylin gossips
'someone else has that plan?!?'
Kajiote gossips 'but
love'
Kajiote gossips
'OH HAPPY CUP!'
Kajiote gossips
'*cue Pheylin*'
Pheylin gossips
'THIS IS THY SHEETH!'
Sheath even
Pheylin gossips
'by yonder blessed virgin...'
Stultus gossips
'*cough*Fetish virgin III*cough*'
MadROM, home of
the classics!
Kajiote gossips 'is
there anyone that's like.. lurking?'
No, nobody lurking.
Bastion gossips 'if your lost and confused, always Talk to Kaji, that way you can at least find someone more lost and confused than yourself, helps you feel better'
### Kaji has entered
the game.
### Sadly, Kajiote
has lost half her name.
Daikomyo gossips
'I'm active, just never visible'
Someone gossips
'good logic :)'
Rossarian says 'if you got a log of someone's phone calls, could you count the rings and find out how poplar they are?'
Kajiote says 'cuz
I'm lagging'
Rossarian blinks
innocently.
Kajiote says 'like
a race horse'
Rossarian says 'better
than being hung up ... like a horse.'
Mattz gossips 'i also asked what was yoda's race.. and no one knew.. (its officialy unknown).. so i named his race Lawrence'
Tolina gossips 'anyone
feel like spelling up a poor dwarf, down on her luck?'
Alicat gossips 'dwarf.
down. good one! bwaahahahahahhaaa *cackles and falls over*'
Butkis the grand
demon MUSIC: 'i like dead butts and you cannot lie, you other demons can't
deny'
Butkis the grand
demon MUSIC: 'when a corpse comes in with a boney rotting waist and a dead
thing in your face, i get sprung'
Rossarian rambles
'sarien's sister: http://writeaprisoner.com/template.asp?i=z-373167'
Sarien rambles 'sister
or not.. I'd do her.'
Kajiote jests 'So
two vampires walk into a bar, the first vampire orders a hot cup of blood
and the second orders a hot cup of water'
Kajiote jests 'the
bartender asks the second vampire, "Hey why'd you order water and not blood
like your friend here?"'
Kajiote jests 'the
second vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "Tea."'
Kajiote tells you 'Want to talk dirty to me?'
Someone gossips 'or it's an active mud, and a dead chat room.'
Rossarian gossips 'so you day job to support your writing will be .. looking for a job. This is a nutty scheme, I like it.'
Mushu jests 'my dick is on fire!
The midgaard of days past circuit is closed.
BEWARE! It's a giant mutant space hampster with PinkPolkaDots... IN SPACE!!! Whoooo...
### Sadly, Hornswoggle
was killed by the giant, purple sand worm.
Kajiote gossips
'bull shit!'
### Sadly, Kajiote has ignored Kajiote.
Lsb gossips 'A Nymph hits you and steals your virginity!'
Welcome To Toronto - Please ensure that your dead are placeed on the curb on Tuesday and Thursday only.
With the wave, Ganesha
cross step in on huge empty Coster '
and goes.
### Sadly, Ganesha
was killed my Girlie. :(
TYPE
Moonwind shouts
'GOTTA LOVE THEM TYPOS!'
Ganesha gossips
'only 2 keys off'
Moonwind gossips
'no no, we know you wouldn't do such a thing.. you'd fry'm first...'
### Happily, Girlie
coulda killed him if she wanted.
Macrowave gives you
a blue.
Macrowave gossips
'eat that.. for the sake of the world.'
Jesus tells you 'Gee I wish I could be as cool as Mattz'
God Bless Green eggs and ham.
God Bless Ronald Reagan.
Beware the power
of the Oreo!
Kajiote gossips
'fuck the oreo'
Macrowave jests 'Lighting Director: Individual who, from the only vantage point offering a full view of the stage, gives the stage manager a heart attack by announcing a play-by-play of everything that's going wrong'
Macrowave jests 'Strike: The time immediately following the last performance while all cast and crew members are required to stay and dismantle, or watch the two people who own Makita screw drivers dismantle, the set.'
Rossarian says 'what
did you put in it?'
Mim says 'honey'
Mim happily grins.
Rossarian says 'thanks
luv, but what did you put in it?'
AliKat gossips 'We
love you Spitzka'
Alicat gossips 'die,
bastards!'
Mim rambles 'Can
you hear me now?'
Spitzka rambles
'speak up'
Alicat rambles 'whut?'
Mush rambles 'good!'
Kajiote gossips 'I
need a massage'
Daikomyo gives you
a massage.
A weary messenger
strides up to you and hands you a note.
[ 10] Alicat: massage
Sun May 11 13:15:14
2003
To: kajiote
Oh, I thought you
meant MESSAGE!
Kajiote rambles 'the
mole lizard is the most disgusting looking creature'
Alicat rambles 'guess
you didn't see me after Vic's Vet'
Vote Peregrin - He doesn't suck! (unless you ask nicely)
Rossarian says 'don't
make me make FUN of you, sexpants'
Froggy gossips 'I
looked at cthulhu once'
Rossarian gossips
'And thought there was a mirror there! *rimshot*'
Macrowave gossips
'but that comparison was like a soda can with a third leg.'
Macrowave gossips
'it just.. doesn't make sense..'
Mim gossips 'if
you were famILIAR with bras you wulda got it'
Macrowave gossips
'oh woe is me, I don't have breasts'
Mim gossips 'not
the fun type :)'
Rossarian gossips
'Girls do macro. Say hi to one some day. :)'
Mim nods happily
at Rossarian.
Macrowave gossips
'pft. girls are just a drain on the bank account.'
Mim gossips 'haha
you're thnking of hookers'
Rossarian gossips
'Those are professional girls, I'm sure you can meet some amateurs'
Macrowave gossips
'same difference. *grin*'
Kajiote says 'I
think MAcro's say -girls- are a drain on the bank account.. .... but -guys-
aren't...'
Mim nods happily
at you in agreement.
Kajiote gossips
'*epoke!*'
Kajiote gossips
'I think MAcro's say -girls- are a drain on the bank account.. .... but
-guys- aren't...'
Macrowave gossips
'haha'
Macrowave gossips
'I was wondering what was taking you so long :P'
Kajiote gossips
'I mischanned it as a say'
Macrowave gossips
'ahhh'
Mim gossips 'I can
vouch for that'
Rossarian gossips 'Balance in the tribe as a whole you fucknose, not in individual members'
Rossarian says 'YES.
I have enough quarters to do two loads of laundry'
Mim says 'Bush was
gonna sponsor your laundry'
Mim says 'but if
you'll clean up the mess all on yer own'
Mim happily shrugs
helplessly.
Mim says 'who is
Teal'
Rossarian says 'sounds
like a colourful character.'
Kajiote says 'oh
yeah... Rossi, do you insult your girlfriend?'
Rossarian says 'don't
have one'
Mim says 'do you
insult your right hand'
Macrowave grAtZes 'I MEANT... "waiter? I think I Gordred the soup du jour, not soup du roach."'
Macrowave grAtZes 'and with those last words from the priest, the groom krysta bride right on the lips.'
Alicat rambles '*drool*
hebrew national hotdogs. kosher, big, and very good'
Kajiote rambles
'alicat likes big meat..'
Alicat rambles 'ain't
even gonna say anything about the buns.....DOH'
Macrowave rambles
'*tells the old riddle about buns and hotdogs and packaging ratios*'
Macrowave gossips 'if you've got Girlfriend 4.0... never, ever take the upgrade to Wife XP.'
Kajiote gossips 'I
think you're just plain wrong for each other!'
Jormungandr gossips
'I think your brothers and friends wronged him by beating him up, and smashing
his car in. '
Jormungandr gossips
'I further think that if you do something that you know your brothers and
friend do not want you to do, then you will be doing a wrong to them, too.'
Lifeblood gossips
'but when she wrongs me it feels oh soo good....'
Alicat gossips 'get a new ass while yer at it. that's one's all ate up'
Rosalyn gossips 'how my back is arched has a lot to do with my butt hurting too'
[ 38] Zarathustra:
Another intelligent note :)
Mon Apr 14 06:11:31
2003
To: Sarien Toben
Nugget all
Rabble! RAbble!
Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble! Rabble!
Rabble! Rabble!
Rabble! Sarien
is useful! Rabble!
Blah! Blah! Blah!
Sarien cant spell!
Blah! Blah! Blah!
Blah! Blah! Blah!
Blah! BLah! BLah! Blah! Blah! Blah!
Argle! Argle! Argle!
Argle! Argle! Argle! Argle! Argle!
Argle! Toben
and Nugget are
happy good time friends! Argle!
Grrr! Grrr! Grrr!
Grrr! Grrr! Grrr! Grrr! Grrr! Grrr!
Grrr! Grrr! Grrr!
Sarien is joining
the EA! Grrr! Grrr!
Eep! Opp! Orp! Eep!
Opp! Orp! Eep! Opp! Orp! Eep! Opp! Orp!
Eep! Opp! Orp! Nugget
is alwasys consistent! Eep! Opp! Orp!
Lala! Lala! Lala!
Lala! Lala! Lala! Lala! Lala! Lala! Lala!
Lala! Lala! Lala!
Lala! Toben is
level-headed! Lala! Lala!
Zarathustra ... Master Mage!
20,000 penguins carrying deck shoes run by screaming about pickles
TheShadow gossips 'I'm a chick'
Toadie gossips 'this
is sargon, i took over her character'
Toadie gossips 'toadie
stopped playing months ago'
Rexy gossips 'No
you're not!'
Toadie gossips 'YES
I AM, want to see my picture rexy???'
Toadie gossips '"if
you meet me it will turn you gay i am so hot"'
Timmons gossips 'I
would consult a magic 8 ball'
Kajiote gossips
'okay'
Kajiote gossips
'*grabs magic 8 ball*'
Kajiote gossips
'what do i ask?'
Rexy gossips 'Will
i ever get laid again?'
Magic 8 ball says
'50 bucks same as in town'
God says 'Don't look at me, Democracy is your invention.'
Ganesha gossips 'Feel
my chicken'
Kaji gossips 'GANE!!'
Kaji gossips 'PERVERT'
A Gaint Chicken
hits you.
Ganesha says 'Congress
can only appeal to the cheif justice of the supreme court'
Ganesha says 'and
I doubt that will happen'
Ganesha says 'cause
it would create a consitutonal crisis again'
Ganesha says 'and
that would only look good if republicans do it'
Rossarian says 'all's fair in love and war, they say. Not counting the geneva convention.'
Poledra gossips 'is
it a legless lizard?'
Kajiote gossips
'....'
Poledra gossips
'(aka. a snake)'
Kajiote gossips
'...'
Nugget gossips '*begins
to weep*'
Poledra gossips
'*sigh*'
Kajiote gossips
'a TROUSER SNAKE'
Poledra gossips
'there ya go!'
Poledra gossips
'*clap*kaji'
Rossarian gossips 'raindrops keep fallin' on ma head. And that doesn't mean that Kaji isn't in her boyfriends bed! la dee dee de daaaa'
Nugget gossips 'rexy, you made poly cry. now its time to introduce Mr. Mop to Captain Colon.'
Moadie is in charge of Mexican Munchkins.
A weary messenger
crawls up to you and dies.
Mush rambles 'i don't mind baggy pants all that much, I just don't like to see the moon rise.'
Toadie tells you 'Want to cuddle when it gets cold out tonight?'
>> Fate << Mim calls 'cocaine, it makes a Kaji smile'
Red Hot Porno Videos
of Shalana and Mush on Ebay, get em while they're hot
Mush's new nickname
however is "Hung like a hamster!"
Kajiote auctions 'your momma'
Kajiote gossips '*cough*
*cough* *covers the mud in phlegm* .. .and you thought it was dirty
enough'
Ironcloud gossips
'Nah, can never be dirty enough'
Ironcloud tells
you 'hehe, I covered it in blood the other day from my missing tooth, whats
a little phlegm amoungst friends?'
Mim rambles 'guys don't have as many nerves in their organ'
Macrowave gossips
'cue sarien's gecho of "### Sadly, Macrowave was killed by UnderDark."'
Someone gossips
'It would be ### Sadly, UnderDark says Macrowave is an ineffectual lover.'
Mushu gossips 'UD
hates everyone'
Someone gossips
'it liked me..'
Someone gossips
'that's not true Underdark tells you 'God I hate that Macrowave,
he's no snyde''
Someone gossips
'Underdark tells you 'Don't listen to him, I was drunk that night.''
Macrowave gossips
'and I was the drunken one.. that damn dirty liar.'
Someone gossips
'I am merely reporting the things that the Area says to me.'
Macrowave gossips
'wait.. no.. we were both wasted.. that's right, Solace was the one that
messed us up. UD could never get over that one.'
Someone gossips
'Underdark tells you 'I was into it and all, until he started talking about
how he needed to feel scared to enjoy it. After a while I just wanted to
go home and masturbate.''
Macrowave gossips
'alright, now he's just full of shit.'
Drakor gossips 'packed
shit at that'
Mattz gossips 'WHATEVER.. im so sick of you.. its all about you and your collection of lint..look at my lint you say.. its so big and fluffy.. I DONT CARE!'
Spitzka gossips 'the rufus, the rufus, the rufus is on fire, we dont' like that sucker, let the mother fucker burn'
A statue of Amiga
tells you 'I seeeeeeee yooooou!'
Mushu gossips '*SCREAM*
Froggy gossips 'allright,
who's raping mushu again?'
A staue of Amiga
gossips 'twitching of the finger is good'
Mushu gossips '*PEER!!!*
A staue of Amiga
gossips 'I love it when you look at me like that *flutter*'
The statue of Doom,
Lord of the Pit gossips 'hey! no stealing my woman!'
Mushu gossips 'argle
bargle?'
Foreman Floyd gossips 'Boots? I want boots. Take off your pants.'
I WASTE IT WITH MY CROSSBOW!
Someone gossips '*wave*
time for sleepies
>> Fate <<
Mushu calls 'night?'
>> Fate <<
someone calls 'am i leaving?'
Sith says 'cigarette'
Sith says 'smoke'
Sith says 'puff'
Sith says 'give
me'
Rossarian MUSIC:
Joy to the world'
Rossarian MUSIC:
'the mud is clean'
Rossarian MUSIC:
'and mooooshooo iiiiiis not heeeeeeere'
Mushu gossips 'ive
got to get offline so i can call my friend and talk girlie talk with her
about this guy i like..'
Mushu gossips 'which
will make me get off the mud'
Mushu gossips 'and
im sure all of you will be sooooo sad'
Timmons gossips
'talk to the guy'
Timmons gossips
'why talk to your friend'
Mushu gossips 'i
do, but i dont have his number'
Timmons gossips
'411'
Timmons gossips
'just say hey you want to go to bakers square and get some pie'
Mushu gossips 'that
might actually work'
Timmons gossips
'im telling you what guy is gonna say no to that'
Mushu gossips 'or
i could just say "hey, i like you, date me now or i castrate you"'
Timmons gossips
'stick with pie mushu'
Timmons gossips
'threats of physical violence normally don't work in your favor'
>> Fate <<
Mushu calls '428 tnl!'
>> Fate <<
Rossarian calls 'only 3 day to go!! woot'
Sith tells the group 'Im out to kill myself tonight'
Mushu tells the group
'isnt a blade better than a pencil?'
Sith tells the group
'probably'
Sith tells the group
'but I am stabbing him with a pencil!'
>> Fate <<
Mushu calls '200 tnl'
>> Fate <<
Rossarian calls 'egad!'
>> Fate <<
Mushu calls 'neeheehee'
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'go go girl with grill gills!'
>> Fate <<
Rossarian calls 'since when did you learn to gain xp!'
>> Fate <<
Mushu calls 'thanks ross, for your support'
>> Fate <<
Mushu calls 'remind me to thank you at my awards speech'
>> Fate <<
Mushu calls ':)'
>> Fate <<
Rossarian calls '"And for giving me adversity to struggle though, when
it would have been too easy, my heartfelt thanks to YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE BEEN NICE! UP YOURS!"'
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'with a 2(multiplysigninsertherekaj)4'
Aphex rambles 'if
that cricket doesn't shut up, I'm going to make it cry'
Rexy rambles 'That'df
be a damn feat seeing as how i don't think crickets -can- cry'
Rossarian rambles
'I'm sure he can make liquid stream from its eyes if he squeezes hard enough'
>> Fate <<
Rossarian calls 'You're as blind as a deaf bat!'
>> Fate <<
Mushu calls 'um, a DEAF bat ross?'
>> Fate <<
Rossarian calls 'I stand by what i said'
Kajiote gossips 'I love you gossip, I'll never say you're bad again'
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'sO many ways to say 'i looooove yew''
>> Fate <<
Rossarian calls 'I prefer aspen!'
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'MISCHANNEL'
Mim happily bats
her eyelashes innocently at Rossarian.
>> Fate <<
Kajiote 'GASP.. MIM LOVES ANOTHER'
Waaaaah..
You faint.
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'no'
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'ONLY ONE'
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'who?'
>> Fate <<
Kajiote '.. ... *CRY*'
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'er, only one YOU *lurvs Kaji*'
Kaevin gossips 'woof
teeny, *emasculate daiko*'
Someone gossips
'You can't emasculate me when you can't see me :P'
Kaevin gossips 'oh
yeah?'
Someone gossips
'ya buddy'
Kaevin gossips 'You
put a 1" Daikomyo brand dildo in a bag.'
Someone gossips
'sigh'
Kaevin gossips 'man
i love that'
Someone gossips
'set obj dildo timer 15'
Someone gossips
'oops'
Kaevin gossips 'fuck!'
### Kaevin has left
the game.
Macrowave rambles '"So... you're one of those 'don't call me a chick,' chicks, huh?"'
Nugget gossips 'holy
crap, valjean werent you level 2 a minute ago?'
Rexy gossips 'Nugget
ye see what happens when you blink?'
>> Fate <<
Mushu calls 'you want me to be sad and miserable!'
>> Fate <<
someone calls 'yup, if i am, you should be too'
Mushu gossips 'food
is a-calling'
Mushu gossips 'afk'
>> Fate <<
Mushu calls 'brb!'
>> Fate <<
someone calls 'if your food is calling, you didnt cook it enough'
>> Fate <<
Mushu calls 'so... whats his quest?'
>> Fate <<
Rossarian calls 'To cut down the mightiest tree in the forest
with a HERRING!'
>> Fate <<
Rossarian calls 'I can see you want a new boytoy!'
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'bcs the old one is broken? *peer Ross*'
Rossarian gossips
'dittohead'
Mushu gossips '*peer*'
Mushu gossips 'i
feel sorry for you and this is the thanks i get?!'
Mim gossips 'try
feeling UNDER the shirt'
Rossarian gossips
'blink'
Mim gossips 'I feel
sorry for having said that'
### Plethora has
entered the game.
Peeps gossips 'Pinyata?'
Plethora gossips
'Marshmellow bunny?'
Icesong gossips 'Well
everyone loves sex, and it is a great way to burn calories.'
Shayde gossips 'I
hear that banging your head against a wall is good for burning calories
too.'
Shayde gossips 'No,
seriously. You can burn about 150 calories per hour for just slamming your
head against something.'
Kajiote gossips 'RANDOMLY
TYPED SWEAR WORD CUZ IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO TYPE IT INTO THE MUD AND SHOW
EVERYONE MY ANGER RATHER THAN SCREAM IT TO MYSELF BECAUSE AT LEAST IF I
DO IT HERE I WON'T LOOK SO INSANE, NO..THEY'LL NEVER KNOW! NEVER!!!!!'
Rossarian gossips
'right on sister'
Silax rambles '*egrin*'
Shayde rambles 'Rather
arrogant for a walking chunk of veal, aren't you.'
Mushu gossips 'should
i log this morbidness?'
Icesong gossips
'Yes mushu, yes'
Someone gossips
'but only those bits that make sarien look bad'
Someone gossips
'i like those log entries the best'
Someone gossips
'plus take me out of context'
Someone gossips
'and then'
Someone gossips
'remember that you're not supposed to log me'
Someone gossips
'what happens if she logs you? you become unpleasant and a jackass?'
Kajiote gossips 'Litho,
Maarek! : )'
Maarek gossips 'why
the long face? *grin*'
Thengel gives you
a stooky gland.
Kajiote gossips
'THENGEL JUST MADE ME TOUCH HIS STOOKY GLAND'
Nugget gossips 'but
you liked it'
Nugget gossips 'it
only does you any good if you eat it, tho'
Froggy gossips 'so
are you preggers now?'
Silax gossips 'first
comes the staring, then Rexy starts humping legs like there's no tomorrow'
>> Fate <<
Mushu calls 'MOOP'
>> Fate <<
Mim calls '*heart*
>> Fate <<
Rossarian calls '*liver*'
>> Fate <<
Mushu calls '*stomach*
>> Fate <<
Mim calls '*toenails*
>> Fate <<
Rossarian calls 'now that's just going too far mim!'
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'all the way'
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'my dog eats toenail clippings'
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'for no apparent reason'
>> Fate <<
Rossarian calls '...'
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'he likes 'em a lot'
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'woof'
Froggy gossips 'Oop!
Ack!! Phttpht!!'
Alicat gosisps 'don't
mind the frog.....his meds wore off'
Toadie gossips 'what
is SC430?'
Froggy gossips 'Lexus?'
Timmons gossips
'My dream'
Toadie gossips 'my
dream is a volvo :) i'm a simple gal'
Mim gossips 'my
dream is a mini, I'm a sicko'
Rossarian gossips
'My dream is a nice bicycle, and a billion dead asshole motorists.'
Froggy gossips 'I'm going to keep my NIssan Sentra until it dies or kills me'
###Sol has left the
game.
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'i kinda like him too Mushu'
>> Fate <<
Rossarian calls 'fine fine, member him, I'll just harrass and insult him
until he drops that lame ass "oh lookit me, I'm a giant fusing ball of
hydrogen" bs'
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'you'll just be adding fuel to his fire?'
>> Fate <<
Rossarian calls 'hah, that's funny, but no, he can't use the elements in
my body until later stages of stellar evolutions.'
>> Fate << Mim calls 'Ross is gonna love him like a dog loves another dog'
Munshun gossips 'fruggy
do juu have any brozers or seezter?'
Froggy gossips 'a
few'
Munshun gossips
'oh?'
Munshun gossips
'are ze yung childrenz?'
Froggy gossips 'oh
yes, definitely'
Skeletor gossips
'yez he haz'
Munshun gossips
'do you like yur brozers and seezters?'
Skeletor gossips
'yez i like zem medizum rare'
Someone gossips 'If
I assist anyone named something like the "Crimson King" I don't think I
could live with the humiliation. =)'
Munshun gossips
'ze keeng will enjuy eating zur flesh'
Someone gossips 'Sarien takes Dagger (Object A).. and with it.. he rakes it across the neck.. (Location B).. Blood Begins to flow (Life Force C), and he begins to die.. (Objective D)'
Munshun gossips 'zarien
i onyl anzwer to ze keeng!'
Maarek gossips 'Elvis?'
Munshun gossips 'if
ze have no talentz he jezt makez zem work tl zer footzies bleed and their
screamz sooth him...'
Maarek gossips 'wait,
that sounds like my boss'
Jinx gossips 'who
Barney?'
Jinx rambles 'go to hell... I am :)'
Mushu rambles 'jinx...
i like your sense of humor... youre hired'
Mushu rambles '*duck
someone*'
Someone rambles
'What the hell.. you think you can go around hiring people on company time
behind my back and I won't find out about it?'
Someone rambles
'YOU'RE FIRED!'
Mushu rambles '*sob*'
Someone grATzES
'mushu!'
Someone gossips
'Crying... I like that... You're hired.'
Someone grATzES
'mushu!'
Alicat gossips 'lemme
get this straight. it's not your client, but it's setting off triggers
on that client'
Toadie gossips 'right'
Alicat gossips 'that
makes even less sense than usual, Toadie'
Toadie gossips 'I'm
confused. Stop confusing me!'
Alicat gossips 'i'm
an ass, and always demand unsalted fries at fast food joints'
Timmons gossips
'okay im never eating with you dude'
Mush grAtZes 'whiiir clank *SMOKE* autogratz failure....i hope you die.'
Kahlan gossips 'this
is carcass'
Froggy gossips 'it's
too alive to be a carcass'
Maarek gossips 'mud
school is probably your best bet till lvl 5'
Froggy gossips 'I
stayed in mud school until level 6'
Alicat gossips 'Froggy
has always been a bit.....slow'
Froggy gossips 'I
was held back
Maarek gossips 'he
flunked'
Froggy gossips 'I
took every course they had'
Maarek gossips 'got
a 0 on all his exams'
Maarek gossips 'maybe
it was the hopping, or the fact that his tongue kept getting "stuck" to
the teacher'
Froggy gossips 'I
think it was all the cocaine I was snorting'
Maarek gossips 'could
be'
Froggy gossips 'perhaps'
### ArdRianna just
made a level!.
Leoncour grAtZes
'I'm 197 away =)
Leoncour grAtZes
'She's smarter, so she gets more xp =)'
ArdRianna grAtZes
'he's got more hp and is hotter ;)
Mim grAtzes 'this
is gonna be gross, isn't it'
Kaevin tells you 'nice title jailbait ;)'
Mushu gossips 'rofl,
freech speech?'
Boadicea gossips
'*giggle* probably combo of free and french, those silly canadians'
Kaevin tells you
'so... how'd you like to help a dawg out?'
You tell Kaevin
'hrm... will i die?'
Kaevin tell you
'oh, but you have to fight in the nude'
Kaevin tells you
'... im not kidding'
Boadicea rambles 'Your boobyslap *** EVISCERATES *** a huge hairy beast's head! *snicker*'
Someone gossips 'Everytime
Froggy goes away.. the part about him that I miss the most goes with him..
:/
Someone gossips
'Bye Froggy's Mom.. *waves*'
Mushu gossips 'the
hobbits are multipling faster than rabbits... damn halflings'
Djm gossips 'it's
that mim I bet...'
Djm gossips 'she
seems very....fertile'
[ 2] Crash:
Me on American Idol, this week
Sat Feb 8
19:34:00 2003
To: all
Hey Folks, guess what? Girlie isnt the only one who can sing and perform. Thats right, I am doing some professional singing. Make sure you catch me this week on American Idol (thank goodness for that shinny new American citizenship), where I will be performing that Stompin Tom Connor Classic: Bud the Spud.
So dont forget to watch me this Tuesday at 8pm on American Idol. Make sure you vote for me!!!
Cwash, Lord of the Dwagons.
Nugget gossips 'oh,
btw froggy why are we mud-talking to your mom?'
Nugget gossips 'and
is it your real mom, or that blow up doll again?'
Froggy gossips 'my
blow up doll resents that statement'
Nugget gossips 'see
someone your such a caring guy, always looking out for moms.'
Someone gossips
'naturally.. it's in the bible'
Someone gossips
'Honor thy Froggy's Mother'
Froggy gossips 'it's
right in there with *thou shalt not eat thine own boogers*'
Nugget gossips 'dont
convet froggys moms monkey, i think thats in there too'
Someone gossips
'And Lo, Froggy's Mother baked, and yonder brownies were done.. and they
were good. Amen.'
Someone rambles 'ramble
ramble ramble ramble'
Someone rambles
'### Sadly, the world is full of frustrated pk'ers who can't understand
why nobody loves them.'
Froggy gossips 'true friends stab you in the front'
Come to Recall. Drink and Rejoice.
### Sadly, Rexy was
killed by WoodLord.
Icesong gossips
'What the hell were you doing with woodlord Rexy?'
Someone gossips
'trying to power level, of course'
Mim gossips 'He's
not even an Etrnl'
Sith gossips '*eye*
Mim'
Mim gossips 'It
is a history you should be PROUD of *eye Sith*'
Toadie gossips 'Oh
ROACHES'
Reighne gossips
'SCREAM'
Reighne gossips
'i HATE roaches'
Reighne gossips
'NOT in my KITCHEN'
Toadie gossips 'and
they EAT SOAP
Toadie gossips 'I
HATE THEM'
Silax gossips 'try
the flying mexican roaches. you hit them, they look at you, you run'
### Sarien has entered
the game.
Spitzka gossips
'Hey everyone it is Mr. Positive'
Mushu gossips 'YAY,
done with botting create food'
Spitzka gossips
'now bot create flower'
Mushu gossips '*peer
spitzka*'
Mushu gossips 'its
create ROSE nitwit'
Silax gossips 'can
i have Mushu's shoes?'
Reighne forces you
'listen to Shania'
You listen to Shania
you ears start to
bleed and **SPLAT**
there goes your brains.
Sarien gossips 'just
type note remove # Arsist =)'
Arsist gossips 'no
you fat bastard'
Set Wimpy to Max,
Mr. Sulu.
Fight, Flee, Lather,
Rinse, Repeat.
Wimpy set to 140000
hit points.
Come on PoG lets
get it on!
Arsist questions
'what is lurking'
Macrowave answers
'well, you know what you do outside the men's bathroom? yeah, that's lurking.'
Someone rambles '"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than all my guns."'
Shadowcat gossips '*question from wife* Does this dress make me look fat? *answer from wise husband* I love you.'
Mush gossips 'if
you listen hard enough, just off in the distance, you can almost hear Mushu's
butt self destruct on such a night as this'
Mush gossips '*tiny
boom*'
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'You n Macadoodle are the only Elves on!'
Mim gossips 'What
if he was the last Elf in Thera!'
>> Fate <<
Mushu calls '*GAG*'
Mushu gossips 'then
id kill myself'
Mim gossips 'seems
slightly not quite intuitive per se'
Mushu gossips 'i
hate children?'
Rossarian gossips
'A sensbile attitude which I share, I applaud your taste'
Mim gossips 'I hate
them w/o salt'
Mim gossips 'mebe
you just need to spice a little'
Rossarian gossips
'I only like children when they're not children anymore.'
Mim gossips 'you
mean legally?'
Rossarian gossips
'I mean in my eyes'
Mim gossips 'sooooo
like 12?'
TheShadow gossips 'my name and I' a gay fuck'
>> Fate <<
Mushu calls 'why isnt control weather getting any better?'
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'yer only Elven?'
Kaevin tells you 'jump! jump little elf'
Someone gosisps 'Quick!
Kill Shalana!'
Someone gossips
'Are there any aggressive smurfs I can summon her to?'
Alicat gossips 'he changes versions faster than AOL....wait a sec....*peer Sith*'
Silax answers 'i'm a busy hobbit and don't have time for that. there's whole villages to burn down, plow up, and salt'
Looking back about 3 miles, Spitzka sees the line that he crossed.
Belgarian rambles
'I'm on top of Kalana!!!'
Kalana rambles '-wriggles-
You'd better move your elbow, it's poking me in the -censored-'
Belgarian rambles
'well yeah....but if you'd just move a little bit to the left, things'll
go much easier and pleasurable....'
Mim gossips 'You
should listen to your mother more often!'
Seamer gossips 'real
mudders swear at their mother'
Mush gossips '4 monkey asses + ross's 10 thumbs = someone is gonna have a fun night.'
Mim gossips 'your mom was a pomeranian but your dad was a tree ent :P'
Now Playing: Whore
of The Rings: The Two Tities.
Mim gossips 'see,
told you Mac was a girl'
Mim gossips 'er,
mischan'
Thengel chuckles
at a tarnished halo's joke.
Spitzka forces you
to 'help sable'
SABLE
Has a really *PHAT
BUTT* !!
Icesong gossips '"The Sun never sets on the british empire, because god doesn't trust the english in the dark."'
The Leather Goddess of Phobos creeps by you on the wind.
Mushu restores you.
WizLog Mushu flees like a lily-livered coward from room 9871.
Mushu gossips '*chants*
restore, restore, restore...'
restore
Select a saved game
to restore.
Game 1
Game One Restored
Mushu gossips '*throws
a can of sour cream and onion pringles at the mud*'
The mud throws a
dozen kinzu(tm) steak knived at Mushu.
Gale gossips 'hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah run little lettuce wrapped pork thingie'
Spitzka forces you to say 'fight the power'
Spitzka wakes you.
Spitzka gives you
a Penguin Mint.
Spitzka forces you
to 'eat mint'.
You eat a Penguin
Mint.
Your rancid breath
is quelled.
Spitzkas forces
you to 'sleep'.
You go to sleep.
Mushu gossips '*runs
through the mud naked*'
SLUT
Someone gossips 'I
hear that, dude. even though you're out to get me.'
Mim gossips 'out
to get you sold into slavery!'
Rossarian gossips
'I have mine powers. They've very deep.'
Jinx gossips 'better
than mime powers'
Rossarian gossips
'Never heard of mime powers'
Froggy gossips 'they
can't talk about them'
Toben gossips 'i
sucked a frogger, but i always made sure he got the lady frogs'
Froggy gossips '*shrug*
he's a masochistic narcoleptic apocalyptic schizo'
Froggy gossips 'but
he's family'
Alicat gossips '31) Amiga's Wicked Assed Condom...thrust it baby!! THRUST!!! is carried by Toben. I bet there is'
Mush gossips 'what good is a jackatorium is you've got a spectator?'
Someone gossips 'All you need to know about Mush, is that he's slimy, gooey, a terrible lover, a money leech, a soul leech, and a fun leech... oh.. and my ex-wife.'
Epsilon is here,
because he really isn't here.
Epsilon says 'Anybody
REALLY want my Black Hole?'
Ninja questions 'what
sword should i be using?'
Izus answers 'a
sharp one.'
Mim gossips '*offers a bag of poop to Vic's porch with a lit match* :P'
Mushu says 'you satanic
mim?'
Rossarien says 'like
that's a surprise'
Mushu jests 'if you
try to succeed at failing, and you do it, which is it?'
Froggy jests 'trying
is the first step towards failute'
Froggy gossips 'a bowl of blood's blood spills from its body and pools on the ground!'
Dodes gossips 'hey mushu my spicy tuna roll of sexual delight'
Timmons's hormones rage: }} Fuck Me Gently With A Chainsaw {{
Jadesaber's hormones
rage: }} mim, mushu, I demand that you stop talking to him so that he'll
go away. {{
Mim's hormones rage:
}} that never worked with Eloko {{
Dodes gossips 'but
mim and fate are like sarien and the shadow
Dodes gossips 'they
just seem to go together'
Mush gossips 'kinda
like dodes and quit'
Jadesaber gossips
'bog of hades is dangerous for lvl 66?'
Someone gossips
'when that 66 is mushu?'
Someone gossips
'yah'
Alicat gossips 'Sarien, i mean this in the best possible way, but there just isn't enough room for both of your egos'
Toadie yells 'I DONT
WANT YOUR FUCKING SOUP'
Toadie yells 'WOAH'
Toadie yells 'where's
my pottymout??'
Alicat yells 'it'll
be back'
Toadie gossips '*$@*'
Alicat gossips 'i know, i know...i was missed like the intestinal flu'
I Think I better
Dance.
Spitzka forces you
to 'dance'
Feels silly, doesen't
it?
Macrowave froths
and foams 'Your backstab --> CRITICALLY STRIKES <-- a Beastly Water
Buffalo's midriff!'
Macrowave froths
and foams 'ahhh. better.'
Mushu froths and
foams 'now that was pathetic'
Macrowave MUSIC: 'I'm going going, back to back to Kali, Kali *rap thugga-G*'
Mushu gossips '*cheer*
everyone should sing depressing songs like i do all the time! woo! and
now i run to the loo!'
Mushu gossips 'afk'
Mim gossips 'she
never skips :/'
Macrowave rambles 'Your backstab *** PESTERS *** the Shade of Predator! [rofl]'
Maarek rambles '"You kiss her." "The Gigantasaurus kisses you."'
You kiss her.
The Bearded Lady
slaps you.
Dolndarien gossips
'*offers to soap Kaji's back, now that she's legal'
Mushu gossips 'shes
one year away from being legal'
Ganesha gossips
'Depends on the state'
Alicat gossips 'depends
on the country'
Harken gossips 'yeah
depends'
Dolndarien gossips
'<--- Feels like Pete Townsend'
Kajiote gossips
'depends on how creeped out she is when she hasn't left yet!'
Kajiote gossips
'AAAAAH'
Ganesha gossips
'She's been legal in South Carolina for years'
Kajiote gossips
'YOU CREEPY PERVERTS!! *runs away screaming, lighting her hair on fire*'
Someone gossips
'*chases Kaji*'
Lancelot shouts 'someone
to spell me pls'
Belgarion shouts
'L-A-N-C-E-L-O-T'
Rexy gossips 's *Throws
kaji asurprise b-day party in abox*'
Belgarion gossips
'thats not the box with the inflatible sheep, is it rezy?'
Kajiote gossips 'unless
my friends want to make a surprise party for me.... *HINT HINT HINT HINTITTY
HINT*'
Belgarion gossips
'you have friends?!?!?!?'
Toadie gossips 'i'm
so jealous'
Belgarion gossips 'hey, i just wanted a piece of Kaj.....'s b-day cake!'
Mush gossips 'bend
over for a rod, it's gonna be a strap on though'
Kaldar gossips 'Why
yours cant do the job?'
Kajiote tells Mushu
'damnit your momma'
Mushu tells Kajiote
'FIRE TRUCK *glare*'
### Mush has entered
the game.
Kajiote gossips
'Reply fire truck your MUSH'
Toben gossips 'sugarbear:
tv sucks'
Toben gossips 'toben:
i know, but so do i'
Toben gossips 'sugarbear:
but you suck in a good way'
Toben gossips 'toben:
true but tv doesn't have any teeth'
Kajiote gossips 'my
dog attacked a little rat dog today'
Kajiote gossips
'and made it bleed'
Ganesha gossips
'MEAN dog'
Ganesha gossips
'BAD OWNDER'
Toben gossips 'awwwwwww
thats soooo sweet'
Ganesha gossips
'BAD'
Kajiote gossips
'if the old lady who owned the rat dog reports us, he's going to be taken
away'
Kajiote gossips
'I'm so much in anger and pain right now'
Kajiote gossips
'grrrr'
Alicat gossips 'well,
rat dogs don't deserve the name dog.....they's just mutated rats'
Kajiote gossips
'*nod* Alicat'
Kajiote gossips
'I hate those little shits'
Kajiote gossips
'so I'm a bit torn'
Ganesha gossips
'Kill the rat dogs ownder then.'
Kajiote gossips
'it was an old lady'
Rexy gossips 'and
the problem?'
Alicat gossips 'how
old?'
Kajiote gossips
'real old'
Ganesha gossips
'Which means an unexpected death, will not look unexpected'
Toben gossips 'why
was the rat near your dog?'
Toben gossips 'buy
her a new rat'
Rexy gossips 'trip
her down the stairs'
Kajiote gossips
'I was walking my dog and she was walking her little shit rat'
Kajiote gossips
'picking up its shit and putting it in a plastic bag, how cute'
Rexy gossips 'That's
why walking shit should be outlawed'
Toben gossips 'well
who the fuck in there right mind walks a rat'
Toben gossips 'get
a wheel'
Toben gossips 'i've become redundant'
Boadicea gossips 'The pimp is DEAD!! R.I.P. hrm...too much giant luvin
Dolndarien jests '### HoosierDaddy just made a level!.'
Dolndarien rambles
'.
### Yomomma has entered the game.
.'
Froggy gossips '*whacks
mim on the nose with a rolled up newspaper*'
Mim gossips '*stuffs
a rolled up gerbil up Froggy's new spaper*'
Froggy froths and foams 'this place has become even more disgusting than I could have ever imagined'
Ganesha says 'Ossam
is my MAmA'
Kaji gossips '*throws
herself on Macro*'
Alicat gossips 'ok
Kaji...say this line outloud 'i am not obsessive' repeat until you feel
better'
Mushu gossips '*throws
herself on legolas*'
Legolas gossips
'Can you promise to do that every night? =)'
Alicat gossips 'can
we get a log?'
Rossarian's hormones rage: }} I wub you, skuzzo {{
Kaji gossips 'Hey
ross, if your Uncle Jack got suck on a roof, would you help your Uncle
Jack off?'
Rossarian gossips
'My uncle Jack can go suck himself'
Rossarian gossips 'Hey Alicat, if someone were to give you catnip, but you knew it to be poisoned, could you resist it?'
Rossarian gossips '*dog alicat*'
WizLog Mushuski turns herself into line noise
NecroDude questions 'Why is it Rexy's level never changes? Ever?'
Alicat rambles 'the moment has passed, Kaji..that ship called Mudocrity has done slipped port'
You get the boots
of the chosen one.
You feel a tingle
in your loins.
Rossarian says 'my nuts are floating in my hot chocolate!'
TheShadow gossips
'Sarien watch the line you cross'
Mim gossips 'heh
hehe bcs he spent a long time drawing it and wants you to appreciate
it this time'
______________________________________
Kajiote jests '185 fortune cookies walk into a bar, the bar tender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve fortune cookies here." So the 185 fortune cookies say, "...in bed."'
Dolndarien wraps
his tongue around you, moving it happily across your young, nubile flesh...
Dolndarien says
'Tastes better than she smells, folks!'
You have become better
at breathing!
Macrowave gossips
'*wheeze*'
Fruity gossips 'hey
where's the exp bonus?'
Mattz gossips 'still
at 2% macro?'
Alicat gossips 'man,
i need that...this cane was getting heavy'
Ganesha answers 'Should
I mention how ofen Kajiote checks the photo gallery?'
Ganesha answers
'her socket is the #1 visitor!'
Toadie answers 'you
need to update it more gane!!'
Ganesha answers
'people need to give me stuff to up date it with'
Poledra answers
'if i had a scanner, i'd send you one'
Toadie answers 'if
i had a lobotomy, i'd send you one too!'
Rossarian says 'maybe YOU question my orientation, but you're a loon. :)'
Toben gossips 'Poledra did Nugget in the Conservatory (bent over the piano) with the strap-on'
Toben gossips 'if your gonna lose your virginity, go to a pro'
Toben gossips 'poeldra thats what i called the last guy i #&@#ed, fruit on a stick'
Nugget gossips '*promotes toben to golden shower fountain master*'
Toben answers 'if
your driving your canoe down the highway and a wheel fell off, how many
cows are standing in the field?'
Toben answers 'none,
cuz they forgot to put on their socks'
Boadicea gossips
'sounds like me losing feelings for Sarien....'
Boadicea gossips
'the beer wouldn't stay on his pointy head'
Vic gossips 'hit
his head with a hammer until its flat'
Poledra gossips
'or use sand paper'
Boadicea gossips
'i tried my fist..but the knot was worse than the point'
Kajiote gossips '*cries
all over Poledra*'
Mushu gossips '*boggle*'
Poledra gossips
'*blink*'
Kajiote gossips
'*drool*'
Poledra gossips
'too many of kaji's body fluids ar eon me'
Mushu gossips '*cough**spit*spasm**die* brb want water'
Macrowave gossips
'ack. actually, I am intimidated. this freakin .. cyan sandwich I'm in..'
Vic gossips 'fear
the cyan sandwich'
Raise you hand if you want to see real IMMy power abuse?
Sanity is over-rated.
Pounce saliva rains down from the sky onto your head!
Kajiote rambles 'Attention:
Ganesha is now cool!'
Ganesha rambles
'I think I've been insulted.'
Vic rambles 'it
takes Gan a bit to realize such things'
Vic rambles 'tomorrow
he'll be pissed and wrath you'
Rossarian says 'Your momma so fat, she has her own petty dictator and swarms of starving children surrounding her?'
### Skeletor has
entered the game.
Kajiote gossips
'holy shit'
Ganesha says 'if
physics was right then we would know everything about phyiscs'
Ganesha says 'but
we don;t'
Ganesha says 'so
its wrong'
Rossarian says 'that isn't efficiency, you're a raving pms witch, be silent.'
Mushu rambles '*peer
poledra* what are you? canadian?'
Poledra rambles
'*wgrin*'
Haurk rambles 'hey
pol... the river's frozen now. i can ride my dog sled to your place!'
A shadowy cloud of
mist questions 'Why are IMM names blue? Why arent they red or yellow?'
TheShadow answers
'actually they are Cyan in color'
A shadowy cloud
of mist answers 'Blue cyan.... same smell.'
TheShadow answers
'different pile eh?'
Kajiote answers
'I think it's because they're nazis and blue is like... the color of the
perfect aryan eyes?'
Macrowave gossips 'Mushu also happens to put the manatee in humanity. but I suppose that's beside the point.'
Someone's something does UNSPEAKABLE things to your something.
Mim happily pats
Mim the kick ass cold hearted ruler of madrom. on his head.
Mim the kick ass
cold hearted ruler of madrom. gives you a long and passionate kiss, it
seems to last forever...
(Alia) QWEST: * thank
you all for playing, and please tip your wait staff *
(Maarek) QWEST:
* *tips his wait staff, and it falls over* *
Toadie gossips 'i wanna see you google it, just a little bit'
(Alia) QWEST: * what
is the capital of: the Solomon Islands? *
(Poledra) QWEST:
* david *
(Alia) QWEST: * what
is the capital of: Romania? *
(Kajiote) QWEST:
* ... ... rome! *
(Mushu) QWEST: *
SPIMPLICITY? *
(Mushu) QWEST: *
rofl that says pimp *
Elvra rambles 'speaking of mouth breaders..... '
Kajiote MUSIC: 'mr.
sandman, bring me a dream, make him the cutest that I've ever seen, give
him two lips like roses and clover, and tell him that his lonesome nights
are over'
Kajiote MUSIC: 'sandman,
I'm so alone, don't have nobody to call my own, please turn on your magic
beam, mr. sandman bring me a dream'
Mushu MUSIC: 'me...
ta.... llica?'
Alicat rambles 'see through coffee is simply tea with delusions of grandeur'
A Pink Elephant gossips 'goodness gracious! I did NOT see that one coming!'
Toadie gossips 'i'm
not in the log saying snarf!!!'
Toadie gossips 'how
the hell did you miss that???'
Toadie gossips 'I
made it into the log this update, that's my cue that I'm spending too much
time on here!!'
Ganesha gossips
'but do you do chicken right'
Alicat gossips 'oh
kaji...your title makes me eyes water something r4l'
Kajiote gossips
'.... v3n3r473 m3'
Toadie gossips 'what the world needs is more evictions'
Arsist gossips 'anyone
want to practice thier equipment enchant on my equipment?'
Arsist gossips 'I
will even take free lvl 12 or 13 equipment that you need to get rid of
but can't sell'
Arsist gossips 'or
armor that you just want to give to a cute cleric:)'
Arsist gossips 'shoot,
just for ya'll i will even let you try and spell me up'
Arsist gossips 'i
am such in a good mood tonite I will even take large amounts of gold.'
Arsist gossips 'i
am here for your benefical spelling pleasure.'
Sal grAtZes 'time
to smoke!'
Mushu grAtZes 'nicoten
patch anyone? *eye sal*'
Sal grAtZes 'only
when my arms and legs get cut off'
Sal grAtZes 'or
i have two or more beers to drink at once'
Mr. Garrison sings 'Hey there Mister Theran, Merry F***ing Christmas!'
>> Fate << someone calls 'nod. good. now go kill goodness'
Esperath gossips 'The leprechaun tells me to burn things...'
Sal gossips 'i saw cops smoking weed in BC'
Esperath gossips 'I need to move to "Not America".'
Maarek gossips 'i
know a Disney animator'
Sal gossips 'is
he undead?'
Maarek gossips 'rofl,
no he's quite living'
Sal gossips 'you're
one of them aren't you?'
Sal gossips 'did
they get to you??? NNNNOOOO!!!!
Rossarian says 'whyfore are you upset, dear mushu of the mushroom people?'
Rossarian says 'hunt them down, kill them, eat their skin'
Mushu gossips 'sooo...
what we talking about down here?'
Mushu gossips 'just
started paying attention'
Someone gossips
'How sweet and wonderful Mushu is.'
Someone gossips
'Err'
Someone gossips
'How much we hate Mushu.'
Mushu gossips '*EYE*'
Someone gossips
'damnit.'
Someone gossips
'Video Games.'
Someone gossips
'Yeah.. Video Games.'
Kaevin gossips 'i see london, i see france, i see daiko lurky pants!'
Alicat gossips 'wow..you must really like Mushu to use your best wok, and not the one in the garage'
Kaevin gossips 'must.. restrain.. from.. gahhhhhh'
Alicat gossips 'she's
russian'
Kaevin gossips 'shes
a test-tube crack gerbil'
Alicat gossips 'always
russian'
Kaevin gossips 'alicat!
bad pun!'
Kaevin gossips 'so what if life in arizona is relaxed? its cali!!! get outta my waY!!!!!!'
Nugget gossips 'i always thought a dark lord should cavort with goody-two shoes '
Rossarian gossips 'You may now call me Superfly Johnson'
### Darkon has entered
the game.
Poledra gossips
'dark on what?'
Darkon gossips 'you'
Someone gossips '*polish Polish person* nice and shiny now.'
Macrowave gossips
'and.. I've got a handful of Monistat 7 for some reason..'
Macrowave gossips
'*ponder*'
Poledra gossips
'i fear you'
Starwalker gossips
'hey Nugget. now, i wanna know. a nugget of what?'
Nugget gossips 'love'
You beam a smile
at him.
Ganesha beams a
chicken at you.
Esperath says 'Mmmmm....mushrooms.'
Sith says 'I only
like the good kind'
Sith says 'like
the ones that make me hallucinate.'
### Someone has entered
the game.
Someone gossips 'plus'
Someone gossips 'I'd
like to see poe get in a fight'
Nugget gossips 'this
conversation reminds me of post rectal excreations'
Show of hands: who
says we flush Nugget?
Someone gossips 'I
married a bird once'
Alicat gossips 'i'm
scottish, ya damn sassenach!'
Someone gossips 'Don't
get me wrong.. you should be proud of your scottish Heritage, and your
connection to the cathlolic church... just like the Irishmen should be
proud of their kilts and bagpipes.'
ReiZu gossips 'ei
everybody who made this gam?'
ReiZu gossips 'do
you know each other personally?'
Arsist gossips 'I
will always be a smart human'
Arsist gossips 'Archon
is a wanna-be IMM in the body of a stupid lvl11 orc body'
Mushu gossips 'afk'
Kaevin gossips 'maar,
arent i a well behaved young pup?'
Alicat questions
'Mushu, a kak djela?'
Kaevin tells you
'okay. i gotta ask. why are you squishy?'
Alicat answers 'nyez,
ya nyez gabiryoo pa'ruskia'
Alicat rambles 'i
think the jukebox should have more 'period' tunes in it'
A little ducky bites
your tooshie
Macrowave gossips
'I tried to drown a fish once.. he cheated though >:|'
TheShadow gossips
'Froggy you lame ass bitch wake up'
Mushu gossips 'its
called a tell TS'
Alicat rambles 'i
wish there weren't so many child labor laws....i want my inner child to
do the dishes'
Froggy answers 'I
warn you, frogs drink water all day just in case you pick em up'
Mushu questions 'ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE'
Someone answers 'I'll
go pee while Froggy is thinking up something better than .. "Oh Yeah??"'
Timmons answers 'yor
mommas so fat she broke half the branches on the family tree'
>> Fate <<
Sith calls 'well, looks like the fates have saved the day, time to go home.'
Slayer says 'spell
up?'
Mushu tells you 'he
went to see "signs"... *jealous aura* what if he went there on a date?!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs to the mountains, digs a cave,
and lives there for the rest of her life*'
Pochy gossips 'vicy
vicy , is that you are getting marry ??'
Pochy gossips '*poke*
vicy'
Alicat gossips '*hands
Mushu a Vicodin* take this...it'll make us feel better'
Alicat gossips 'talk
about mental diarrhea'
Maarek gossips 'Happy
Saturnalia, Bruntalia, and have a Happy Janus Day!'
Sarien gossips 'Merry
Christmas, Icesong.'
Vic gossips 'shit,
there goes the mud, Gane logged in'
Suddenly the clouds
gather and it begins to rain cashew nuts!
Magnum XL, for the
larger than normal man.
Alicat answers 'if
in doubt, wear one of each....sure you'll look silly and unaccessorized,
but that's ok...you're a guy'
Vic answers 'I turn
27 in just over a day'
Alicat answers 'i'll...*pant
pant wheeze* wrap this cane right around *wheeze* yer gawddamn head'
Someone answers 'If
it weren't illegal, I'd shoot myself in the head.'
Rossarian says 'hey
you're funny. SHUT UP.'
Mim flirts happily
with Rossarian, fluttering her eyelashes at him.
Macrowave gossips
'and.. I've got a handful of Monistat 7 for some reason..'
Alicat gossips '*pops
a champange cork and plugs Kaji squarely in the forehead* whoops...up the
fiddle, Mr. Bosun'
Nugget jests 'what
you drinkin over there baby... you wanna try a penis colosus?'
Mushu gossips 'ooooh
cast create spring! what would i do without thee!'
Alicat gossips 'i'm
am ambisexual walnut, especially after last night'
Kaevin gossips 'You
give prenuptial agreement to Alicat.'
Froggy gossips 'this
is exactly what I'm talking about.. dogs and cats living together, the
whole world going nutso!'
Mushu gossips 'we
elves have no hormones... really! >.>'
Kaevin gossips 'god,
im a dick.'
Someone rambles 'anyone
think that its worth going someplace where you have to start in san francisco,
stop at new york, stop at vienna, and end up in karkow? then coming back
form warsaw, stop at vienna, stop at washington dc, and end up at san fransisco?
Froggy gossips 'why
am I in this field? and where are my clothes?'
Froggy gossips 'big
ol fly in here, anyone got a flyswatter?'
Froggy gossips 'where
am I???'
Someone gossips 'I've
known EA members that were older than you.'
Someone gossips 'Icesong..
We've formed a council, and sadly.. I've been elected as the one.. to inform
you that you make little to no sense.. and henceforth.. we wish to dub
you.. Non-Sequitor.'
Alicat gossips 'i
think he wants more attention...a cattle prod should suffice'
Someone says 'People
are going to be up shit creek, if it turns out that the real head of this
stuff is Zeus.'
Alicat gossips '*streaking
nekkid kitten aura*'
Kaevin gossips 'ima
mostly harmless'
Kaevin tells you
'you got expelled. i was fingerin yer durty laundry ;)'
Mushu gossips '"mushu!
grow your penis safely and naturally!" .. i didnt know i had a penis'
Froggy gossips 'I
gotta pee like a racehorse on crack'
Alicat gossips 'had
an iv bag too, but it popped when i forced too much coffee through'
Alicat gossips 'for
my birthday, i want a stomach shunt, funnel and 5 gallons of dark coffee'
Froggy gossips 'I
lost mine, I think it froze off'
Macrowave gossips
'oh, btw.. along the sins thing.. I'd tell you my favorite, but it seems
like just too much work for me.'
Kaevin gossips 'are
you logging this, mushu?'
Alicat gossips 'a
guy remembered something a female said?'
Alicat gossips 'kinda
reminds me of an albino catfish i once owned'
Seamer gossips 'koalas
and kangaroos are dangerous'
Palatino gossips
'I have a calc test thats going to rape me tomorrow'
Flatscan rambles
'you know what else is a rush? Drowning.'
Palatino rambles
'if you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to
the library'
The world hates you!
Spitzka gossips 'i
laugh at people all the time, if you laugh at people, they dont laugh at
you cause they think you are insane and you are safe'
Rossarian says 'i'm
alive, just not moving'
Rossarian says 'tried
my super tofu and dip yet?'
### Sadly, BladeII
was killed by ()
Mushu says 'whee,
enviornmental sites are fun to read'
Rossarian says 'FLYING
TACKLE LUNGE DEATH LEAP THING'
Poledra gossips 'a
giant theif...aren't giants a little conspicious to be thieves?'
Mushu gossips 'back'
Wynomina gossips
'Uhm.. Fur doesn't fly..'
### Sadly, Mush has
been killed by a bolt of lightning. Godlike lightning. BIG Godlike lightning.
Gee, he must have annoyed someone...
Seamer answers '"have
mudsex with me" "no" "cast 'change mind' sexychick"'
### Sadly, Tardling
turns into a duck
### No Depressy music
allowed.
Spank gossips 'who
needs batteries when you have a lubbable monkey'
Eloko gossips '*flash
Vic* more scared?'
Kajiote gossips 'that's
... aaah aaaaaaaaah *gouges out her eyes* *stabs a burning q-tip in her
ear*
Kajiote says 'speaking
of -sex- I'm going to go burn my vagina out'
Someone gossips 'sorry..
it can't be beat.. she's becoming my mistress or something.. I'm not really
clear on the particulars.... I'm almost sure that "Give them to me or I'll
punch you in the nose" is wolf for "I'll be your mistress gladly"'
Alicat gossips 'after
mom detonated a turkey when i was a kid, dad always did thanksgiving dinner'
### Tragedy has left
the game.
ATTN No good mortals,
please type help multiassist. if you don't know what's in there.
Thengel blinks innocently
at Mushu.
Palatino gossips
'so is this place still run by those canadians?'
Rossarian shouts
'still the geekiest! Go me!'
Mushu says 'back'
Maarek shouts 'how
would you explain voltages to a person from the 15th century?'
Rossarian says 'indeed,
much like the dinosaurs, I have a 2nd brain in my buttocks.'
Rossarian says 'awoo!
The love of my mud life!'
Rexy gossips '*Munches
on Luxemburg*'
Mushu gossips 'it
got all quiet'
Someone gossips 'I'm
on it'
Seamer gossips 'mooshoe
must be feeling sick...i saw a "seamer"
Rexy gossips 'Huray
i just Shot a Condom on one of those Pop up banners....'
Spank gossips 'man'
Poledra gossips 'greetings
new comers'
Spank gossips 'die
nomad! die!'
Someone gossips 'poledra
are you vomiting for my sake, or for mush's?'
Abbalion gossips
'"I'm going to put my evil inside of you."'
Someone rambles 'This
place is a veritable gay grand central station'
Nichole, the sultan's
favorite rambles '*goose* Shomushoooit'
Kajiote tells you
'okay.... (note to self: keep Mushu in porta-puppy kennel...release when
threatened)
Rossarian gossips
'oooOOOoOoo a spooky scary not-alive shaaaadowwww'
>> Fate <<
Rossarian calls 'don't feel bad, asian alleged pork product!'
Rossarian gossips
'Hey, I heard once that if you eat a poppyseed bun, you can test positive
for opium'
Spitzka says 'i mean
i heard you were easy, not as easy as kaji, but still easy'
MushEw gossips 'Hey
mister, got any drugs? I am willing to trade *wink* for it'
Mim gossips 'if you
love somebody why not set them on fire'
Spitzka tells you
'night mushu, i tell you i saw a license plate with mushu on it the other
day and thought of you?
Mushu shouts 'he
just wants to see the girls "dance" on the poles *tsk ross*'
Alia shouts 'I swear
on the soul of my father, Inigo Montoya, that if I ever get a DVD player,
that will be the first movie that I buy'
Rossarian shouts
'computers are not magic boxes! They are just devices for manipulating
voltages!'
Kajiote gossips '*swoon*
I'm gonna be afk again, but this time for -reals- because I need to go
choose something sexy-looking for when I see the most perfect person in
the UNIVERSE again... *runs off dancing and singing*'
Mim rambles 'What's
yer trash smell like, Nugget?'
Mush rambles 'nothing
like telling the girl scouts that come to your door "you're having a pot
party, ask your parents if you can stay."'
Nugget rambles 'children
are the ultimate evil, unless specificly bred for sale.'
Alicat gossips 'although
the drool aspect could counteract the flammability of the average person'
Maarek gossips 'ive
held my finer to a lighter for around a minute'
[ 12] Toben: ...birthday...
Kajiote questions
'Are or aren't monkies equipped to sing?'
Ironcloud gossips
'I always wish I could be that funny. what did I miss?'
### Sadly, Mushu
was killed by Summer Fun Cthulhu
Seamer answers '"have
mudsex with me" "no" "cast 'change mind' sexychick"'
### Sadly, Tardling
turns into a duck
### Sadly, Mush has
been killed by a bolt of lightning. Godlike lightning. BIG Godlike lightning.
Gee, he must have annoyed someone...
Mim MUSIC: 'big mouth,
lalala big mouth, and the flames rose, to her roman nose and her hearing
aid started to melt'
Kaevin gossips 'start
walkin on the streets people, the sidewalks arent safe'
Rossarian rambles
'"Can someone please tell me why she is famous when she's by all objective
measures a disgusting, pigeon-throated gutter slut? " -- The Filthy
Critic, on Madonna'
Someone gossips 'she
plays rincewind, got the beard for it and everything. Kaji, the bearded
lady of cali'
Nugget gossips 'oh,
btw herpe b-day mushu'
Nugget gossips '*TuRnSmUsHu'SvOlUmEdIaLdOwNaLiTtLeBiTcUzSoMePeOpLeGoTsEnSiTiVeEaRs*'
Mushu gossips 'ill
give you a snake'
Mushu gossips '*SUPERDOOPERLOVERSBITCHSLAPNUGGETHOPESYOUDIEYOUBITCHKINGFUKICK*'
Kajiote *EXPLODES*
all over you.
Eloko gossips 'Kajiote
wields your FACE.'
Mushu gossips '*boggle
kaji*'
Mushu gossips '*flashes
vic again just to see what he will do this time*'
Seamer gossips 'there
was a vegan strongman competition last week, entrants had to tear their
way out of a wet paper bag...the inaugural event was cancelled after 75%
of participants failed'
Kajiote gossips '*monkey*
Spank'
Eloko gossips 'ROFL!
"Virgin mobile is spankingly proud to sponser..."'
Mushu shouts 'SARIEN
IS ROBBING THE CRADDLE!'
Seamer gossips '"who
are you?" "saint nicholas" "saint dickless? ahuh!"'
Nugget gossips 'haurk....
that sunds like they noise my cat makes sometime'
Kajiote gossips 'and
then the open mic and I was talkin' to the biggest hippie I ever met, because
as we all know hippies are a rare and endangered species now
Kajiote rambles 'My
nipples could cut diamonds!'
Nugget gossips 'knock
knock'
Someone gossips '"I
SPECIFICALLY SAID... I WANTED THE GREEN ONES!!" *slaps m&m's*'
### Damina has entered
the game.
You hear the distinct
sound of Mariachi music coming from your ass.
Pita answers 'I will
say absolutely nothing involving the words "sloppy" and "seconds".
<font size = "7"
color = "yellow"> BOO! </font>
Kaevin gossips 'yeah,
I'm tryin to say I cant type to save my life"
Someone gossips 'You
FOUL FIEND!... I failed!... how DARE you keep nosummon on!... That's ok
though I will hunt you down the hard way and spell you up to DEATH.
Soapbox gossips 'I
would never let MY bitch monkey set criteria'
Kajiote gossips 'I
want sarilings'
Soapbox gossips 'I
miss eloko!'
Someone gossips 'woo,
shoot people, eat donuts, give pretty girls a break on speeding tix!
Mushu says '"holy
shit! my virgin ears"'
NecroDude gossips
'Backies!!!
Scooby gossips 'what
the?'
NecroDude tells you
'I'm so sorry for killing stanley I didnt see you there because I'm blind
and stupid and accidently woke up all the sleepy pirates and almost got
killed and PLEASE DONT HOLD IT AGAINST ME!!!!'
Scooby gossips '*licks
his 'nads*
Someone gossips 'im
a dog so i can only do dogs or wolves'
Someone tells you
'ignore it.. so if you took over the world, you would declare the world
a single country named poland... big deal.. at least it wouldn't be like
45000 small countries named like "Clownsylvania!" and "Happy Shiney Place..
WITH GOL
Ganesha gossips 'gecho
&shout& Regan shouts 'We've just outlawed bad movies. The boming
of Hollywood starts in 5 minutes.''
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'three out of four M's chose Fate (whois M)'
### Psycho has entered
the game.
Rossarian jests '"Doctor,
I have a strawberry stuck up my bum."'
Jokey Smurf jests
'Rexy is just SMURFY!'
Mim says 'VOTE'
Neuromancer gossips
'hrmmm.'
Mim says 'my dog
got a credt card the other day'
Hemoglobin gossips
'someone come heal me, I'm on the street of the gods, garion, in UD ...
... :) you can't live without your hemoglobin'
Kajiote gossips 'I'm
cold and naked... *shiver*'
Someone gossips '*gasp*
A Celebrity Sighting!.. Mushu just flew by me!'
Someone gossips '*flash
forward to later that evening* *sarien sits in the shower rocking
back and forth muttering how the filth won't come off*'
Someone gossips 'He's
just mad because I cut his balls off yesterday.'
ATTENTION
Wynomina gossips
'I have a philosophy question for everyone.'
Mush jests '"noone
in thier right mind would attack iraq....oh shit son of Bush is in offi.....*booooooom*"'
Someone jests 'this
guy walks into Svennson's Laundrey to get his shirts pressed... and an
elderly Chinese gentleman waited on him.'
Kajiote rambles 'Flesh-eating
plants don't scare the Thundercats!'
### Etan has left
the game.
Someone orders you
to '. Pass me the bonbons damnit'
Vic gossips 'which
one is wearing the leather?'
Eloko gossips 'if
I get too high, I'll just delete'
### Connection closed
by foreign cheese sandwich.
Dolndarien gossips
'I'll play with my own enchant, thank you.'
>> Fate <<
Dolndarien calls '*strokes his log*'
(A MadRom(tm) Bug)
QWEST: * The city is ours!! *
>> Shadw <<
Someone calls 'you two try to behave eh?.. I'm gonna go shoot some people.'
Kajiote gossips 'so
Vamps are Shadows bitchez?'
Kajiote gossips 'you
were *almost* married once to an insane stalker whore!'
MarsPoet rambles
'Nothin' in the bakery world more dangerous than a three day old bagel.
*nod*'
Vic gossips 'I'm
the king of cuddle'
Yamato gossips 'later
everyone, gotta go, the wolverines are attacking the house again'
Someone gossips 'who
are you, the shomooit praise patrol?'
Vic gossips 'Coulter,
Shomoo smokes, weighs 350 lbs and likes to wear moomoo's and spandex'
Kajiote gossips 'I
can't drink my milk!!!'
Shomooit gossips
'i moo-ed?'
Rexy gossips 'shomooit
youre logging this Right?'
Rosalyn gossips 'please
leave a message and he'll get back to you after he is not naked anymore.
Rossarian gossips
'One day some little kid is going to get eaten by a monster, and it'll
be ALL YOUR FAULT'
Rossarian gossips
'No, don't destroy the pin Shomoo! How will angels dance on it now!?
Chronepsis gossips
'Plus I'm a zombie dragon I figure none of you really want to be drinking
out of a fountain and find one of my eyes or something floating there'
Bits of Kaji rain
down on your head as she explodes all over the mud.
Remember to use protection.
You have mudsex with every person they have mudsex with.
Rossarian gossips
'You do know that Shomooit is a crack whore, and muds from the public library,
right? That she weights about 90 pounds, and most of that is swelling in
her feet?'
### Sadly, Sarien
was pkilled by Spitzka.
Mush gossips 'I'm
a battering battered wife/mush'
Someone gossips 'That's
why Shomooit lives with me.. and Mush is in his Night halfway house over
there'
Spitzka gossips 'when
sarien is the good parent, you know things are fucked up'
Dodes gossips 'mushu
my sexy prawn cocktail of love'
Shomooit gossips
'i have no children... i have no husband... heck! im not even 17!'
Spitzka answers 'isnt
big breasted elf an oxymoron?'
Nanny Shortbread
gossips 'poor poor little shmooit.'
Mush answers 'I'll
switch to plastic coathangers when you make me mad, I promise.'
### Sadly, Shomooit
was killed by Pressure.
Mush gossips 'Shalana
Behind the scenes! "too hot for the MadRom" lets see what she does behind
the prying eyes of the mud. EVILLLLL'
Shayde answers 'looks
like her arm, hand, and the better half of her skull chose Sarien'
Mush answers 'paternity
test?!?! is the another mush in your life, AND the big breasted elves?!'
Mush gossips 'Sarien
I want a divorce, it's just not working out.'
{IC} Alicat: 'The
crowd has started fighting and it looks like, yes..a hockey game has commenced
in the bleachers. Oh the humanity!'
Mush answers 'sharp
as a marble Rexy is.'
Kajiote rambles 'VIC'S
THE MUD WHORE!'
Mush gossips 'drugs,
gay sex, trash cans as homes, what kinda message is that sending?'
Mush gossips 'this
leather doesn't breathe well, good thing I've got gimp insurance.'
Mushu rambles '"you
want soup?" "no" "why not" "because im not hungry" "why arent you hungry?"
AAAAAAH!"
Rossarian gossips
'those months should be updated too. i want to see "Month of the graceless
camel" or "Month of the receding hairline"
Pixie questions 'what
else do I get at this level?'
Rexy gossips 'Mush
everyone knows Israeli taxi drivers are insane'
Toben gossips '*blows
honker*'
Toben gossips 'oh
great, another night of dress the straight woman'
Thisnthat auctions
'sex change isnt a spell, its a way of life'
Mushu creeps up on
you and covers you in a floofy tortilla!!!
Rossarian shouts
'god is such a cop-out!'
Rossarian says 'the
viruses will kill us all first'
Someone gossips 'Sarien,
you make rexy look cool'
Who da man?! Yoda
man!
Yamato gossips 'c
acid run, run acid run.'
Mush jests 'what's
the definition of confusion?'
Kajiote jests '185
mules walk into a bar, the bar tender says "sorry we don't serve mules
here" and the 185 mules say "man, you just tryin' to make us look like
a buncha jackasses, huh?"'
Kajiote jests '185
houses walk into a bar, the bar tender says "sorry we don't serve houses
here" and the 185 houses say "hey, donchoo reco'nize us, homes?"'
Kajiote jests '185
shoes walk into a bar, the bar tender says "sorry we don't serve shoes
here" so the 185 shoes say "man you just don't see us for our true soles"'
Kajiote rambles 'the
weird thing about it is I -have- done more dangerous stuff, but when I
know I'm willingly getting myself into that situation it's scarier'
Mush jests 'a baby
seal walks into a club *rimshot*'
Mush jests 'testes....one,
two....testes testes, one two...three?*feedback*'
Mim rambles 'cold
beaches are cool if yer not washing up on 'em'
Darryl orders you
to '. Sorry, I get confused some time... it's the opium.'
Darryl orders you
to '. err... I want a pet billy-goat for dirty purposes.'
>> Fate <<
Rossarian calls 'I fear your life-locating powers! *worship*'
Kajiote gossips 'pudding?!
PUDDING?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON, MAN?!
Kajiote tells you
'... so ... he's submissive and I'm dominant? i smell money >:)
Kajiote gossips 'anyway
I only actually wait outside Shomoo's window every other night...'
JadeSaber gossips
'who shot who in the what now?'
Someone gossips 'I
just HAD to report the bug where I could kill people, didn't I?'
Eloko gossips 'FateROM'
Eloko gossips 'I
have a penis!'
Dolndarien jests
'Eloko's code puts out... Pass it on!'
[ 30] Dolndarien:
My statement...
I am NOT hungover.
That is all.
### NOW IS THE TIME
ON MADROM WHEN WE TALK ABOUT DURLAN!
Mattz gossips 'if
ive said it once, ive said it a million times...kill wynomina'
Rossarian gossips
'... I thought you said you are all rubber. I was so disappointed to see
it was uber. :('
Mushu rambles 'california
should be its own state, man'
Mattz rambles 'what
did the walrus have in commone with the Ziploc Bag'
Kajiote gossips 'okay...but
for real, I have cow tits to get milk, don't need no dirty humans...afk'
Someone rambles 'woah..
when did Neuro get so big?'
Mush gossips 'I've
still got my first paycheck stub at home...from mcD's back in 1990.'
(the cityguard) QWEST:
* Midgaard is under attack!! *
Mushu gossips 'MADMAN!'
Ganesha gossips 'Or
you can vote for the candidates you think will screw the economy even more,
more people out of jobs = less traffic'
Real Men Eat Wheat.
Shapeshifter gossips
'Did you eat the "funny" tuna?'
Rossarian says 'alas,
a compliment gone astray is like a hug that turns into a cracked rib, the
worst kind of tragedy'
Toadie gossips 'lets
not tie up gossip, Sarien needs it right now'
Esperath gossips
'I am not a computer. You are a computer. An armadillo is a
device that returns to your hand when thrown.'
NecroDude questions
'Think I could take universe man?'
Spitzka says 'you
are out of my league zoot, breathing and not blind'
Zoot says 'don't
worry Kaji, just means spitz won't steal him from you.'
Kajiote gossips 'I'm
sexy'
Nyk jests 'Madman
isn't wearing any pants! Look at his third leg!'
Macrowave gossips
'*cough*'
Thank you PacMan,
but the princess is in another castle.
Poly gossips 'KUNG-FU
GRIP BACK FLIP FLYING TONGUE SLOBBERING!'
Mushu MUSIC: 'DEF
LEPPARD!!!!!'
Mush gossips 'Hobbes
would smack the crap outta him for pissing on a chevy.'
The sea hag gossips
'Blah Blah Blah, This is my Kajiote impression. I'm just a loudmouth.
I butt in where I'm not wanted, because nobody wants me almost anywhere.
Blah Blah Blah, I'm smart and clever. Look at me, because if you
don't, I become a larger moron u'
### Yous has entered
the game.
Icesong gossips 'ah
the joy of being a slacker underachiver and just going to a junior college
out of highschool..'
Ganesha says 'Number
one search string used to find my site'
### Sadly, You are
all gonna be zombies. Food for worms.
Ganesha gossips 'spitzka
is here'
You grovel in the
fuckin dirt before Kajiote.
Mushu gossips '*gets
her bracelet caught in her laptop*'
Rexy gossips 'damn
computer crashed and ate my lab report'
Mushu gossips' are
you a swede battlehammer?'
### Sadly, Crash
is fuckin scared stiff. And he means that in the literal sense.
### Sadly, Toadie
has no brain.
Shit
usually hits the fan
when crashy is around eh
### Sadly, Mim does
have more evil power than even I. *bow* *shiver* *cower* before the mighty
MIM!
It begins to rain.
Arioch's Blood.
Toadie tells you
'want to feed me?'
This hour has 22
minutes.
Anders gossips 'no
swedes here either I guess?'
Frodo gossips '*meow*'
Eloko gossips 'Hey
Vickles'
Alicat gossips 'Vic's
is the only cough drop that actually _gives_ you a chest cold'
Mushu gossips 'IM
HYPER! *BEEP BEEP BEEP* *WARNING WARNING*'
Kajiote says 'Madman..
he's so dreamy'
A rainbow samari
show you its 'O' Face. Ohhhhhh, OhHhHH!
Happily Kajiote has
given birth to septuplets. So much for virginity. Maybe she should change
her name to Mary.
### Sadly, Gallahad
was fuckin vaped, by Gallahad.
Crash gossips 'heh
well there are limits, i am after all lev 99, not 100'
A deluded prankster
gossips 'what does a nun say after sex?'
Gallahad humps your
leg like a little puppy with two peckers.
Kajiote gossips 'no
no not before marriage... *virginity aura*'
You fall onto your
knees and worship Kajiote in a most profane manner.
Someone says" Mind
if i tag along?
You are horny.
WongFeiHong gossips
'it isn't the wimpy problem...and yes my wimpy has been set since i made
level 2...the tick rate on this mud doesn't like me...but that's okay i'm
use to it. *smile*
Neuromancer says
'statues don't get high'
Mushu gossips 'i
have leveled 3 times today WITHOUT one death!
Vic gives you a lollipop
and says "You are pitiful, you just suck"
Vic gossips '*finds
a crackpipe in Rexy's inventory*'
Mushu gossips 'im
from poland. poland, ohio ^_-'
Rossarian gossips
'Thinking dark thoughts is generally a quiet activity.'
Soapbox gossips 'I
am not saying you are lonely I am just saying stop crying with the lights
off when you are here'
Macrowave gossips
'ahh double vision aint that bad'
Macrowave gossips
'so, in conclusion, double vision makes doublemint gum four times as good.'
Ganesha says 'we're
just wiring the kids to fly the latest planes'
Kajiote rambles 'why
why why!!? What, dear lord, did I do to deserve this?'
Yamato gossip 'I
blame the Rainforest'
Rossarian says 'Online
is a necessity, not a luxury'
Mim gossips 'Rossi's
eyes bug out if you hit him really hard on the head'
Icesong gossips 'i
wish i had a beard i could braid into my eyebrows..'
Alicat gossips 'i
was so bored after taking _no_ tests in over 10 years that monkeys flew
out of my butt and composed Shakespeare on old typewriters'
Mushu gossips 'hrm,
now! to level away!'
Mushu gossips 'my
ass is BEAUTIFUL'
Mushu gossips 'why
is my brother trying to eat my arm?'
Alicat gossips 'poor
Macro....getting old and decripit...almost time to trade you in for a new
model'
Vaultage gossips
'i'm illegitimate, i cant read..'
Alicat gossips 'skip
the waffle and just snort the syrup'
Alicat gossips 'waffle
irons work great for getting wrinkles out of plaid shirts'
Yamato gossips 'did
you hear there is an election in Iraq comming up, there is only 1 name
on the ballot, Sadam (of course) Bush is planning to win the election,
and thus remove Saddam from power, by sending his brother Jeb there to
help count the ballots, hey, it worked before'
Timmons gossips 'dont
say that about mim! Mim is wholesome'
Timmons gossips 'aND
nOTiCE MY JUDICIOU USE OF THE z ON sKILLz'
Rossarian gossips
'but fish don't.. oh never mind.'
Spitzka gossips 'if
it wasnt for pity sex, sarien would still have to pay for it.........'
Rossarian gossips
'Jigglypuff sounds like something Bill Cosby would endorse.'
Kasyx gossips 'my
favorite " ruh ro raggy, reer rucked"'
OK... Attention WallMart
Shoppers.
Mushu gossips '*GLARE
kaji*'
Mushu rambles 'my
ears bleed when my mother sings'
Mushu gossips 'SOMEONE
MAKE ME A TITLE!'
Esperath MUSIC: '"Rubber
Ducky, Rubber Ducky, come in. Have yiou secured the goods?" "No, was too
busy taking a martini bath - shaken, not stirred."'
Esperath MUSIC: Thermocyclers
taste like chicken when you lick them.
Rossarian says 'Achtung!
Ve are hearink you!'
Mushu are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
Ganesha says 'don't
mess with that'
Ganesha says 'I'm
going to go hunt'
A Title gossips 'I
will come after you all with the vengance fo a suicidal Wynomina squirrel!'
Ganesha says 'I was
going to make a typo, but I got high...'
Smurfette gossips
'Ooo, Neromancer! You can smurf me any day'
Rossarian jests 'So
have you heard the one about the two gay irishmen? You know, Gerald
Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald?'
Mush gossips 'that's
second to getting to pulling a melted candy OFF a carpet, with no carpet
attached.'
Deathkitten gossips
'The favorite of all smokers, Flemland'
Mush gossips 'flemish
hrm...damn you and your sudden brain teaser types.'
Maarek gossips 'a
wounded flag is when a flag get hurt!'
Timmons gossips 'you
people scare me.....you folk have managed to go from Primetime Glick to
Gay Fireman porn in a matter of minutes'
Daik gossips 'unfortunately
the best part of you ran down yer mom's leg :('
Alicat gossips 'i
studied dietetics and nutrition'
Mim rambles 'want
to see my pointy hat trick?'
Mushu gossips 'what's
this... internet... thing youre talking about? is it some sort of new dog
or what?'
Seamer gossips 'i
cant use a cdrom...apparently i broke it when i broke my cupholder'
Mush rambles 'snap
crackle and pop are trying to get commision every time I bend over.'
Kajiote rambles 'haha
my diseases are better than your diseases'
Mushu rambles 'im
not an angry child'
Rossarian rambles
'To be pretty, all you need is vaseline, duct tape, and spandex.'
The green fuckin
carebear from hell's ashes decays into dust.
There's an old saying
in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that
says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get
fooled again.
The fuckin carebear
from hell gossips 'girl ies on her way home from band practice so i may
have to help her, being a care bear its the right fiuckin thing to do'
You slice your wrist
with a rusted spoon, offering your arm skyward in the hopes that Mim accepts
your sacrafice.
Someone makes mim
say ''My hole is better then any hole that's not my hole''.
He's Back From The
Dead, He's Leaving the Shire and He's looking for revenge
Mushu gossips 'okay
im going to go, my chem lab isnt even started and its due tomorrow, and
all that other wonderful glorious homework is sitting on my desk and quietly
screaming "fill us out, answer our questions, before we meeeeeelt"'
Mush gossips 'I believe,
you believe in what you're saying.'
Fannon gossips 'anyone
know somewhere I could get good xp without getting smoked like a cheap
joint?'
Toadie rambles 'sometimes
i do it, i get paid though'
Thisnthat gossips
'eat your kibble and like it'
Daikomyo gossips
'he's all cold and lonely backed up somewhere on Amiga's hard drive, for
the "Daik" I'm testing with gets deleted'
Mush gossips 'I keep
trying to burn my mental notes, i keep scorching my ears.'
MarsPoet gossips
'I like peroxymorons. *nod* Bleach Blonde Bimboettes. Yummy!'
Madcap rambles 'Mmmm....
Mono and Poly Refined Hydrogenated Diglycerides...'
Madcap questions
'I'm know as the 'Suedish Chef'... Due to the propensity for my food to
taaste like leather'
Madcap answers 'Thats
what Stereroids are for. Sure, I lost the ability to control the
less developed of my emotions, but its a fair trade off!'
Madcap questions
'MarsPoet is the Magellan of Madrom... Except he doesn't make us eat Rats
and stew our Boots'
Cronax gossips 'that
like Roman football? Christians vs the Lions?'
Mush gossips 'I just
heard they have the internet on computers too....'
Macrowave rambles
'stupid indians should take their teepees back to india!'
Mushu gossips 'okay,
it double clicks on my delete button, but not on my back button'
Kajiote MUSIC: 'Mushu
and Mush .. -u, sittin' in a TREE.. E A T I N G!!'
(White Aura)
A Union Member is here celebrating Labour
Day. Mudders of the World Unite, All You have to lose is your restrings!
Mim rambles 'You
can't tempt fate like that your whole life and live or maybe
you can, but you only live to be 29'
### IHaveAnAnnoyingGreetingProgramAndReallyIDontCareWhoLogsOn
has entered the game.
A slimy pile of goo
questions 'what does the evil brain do to you?'
### Sadly, NecroDude
was killed by a virgin sacrifice.
Dolndarien invokes
the mighty powers of Ganesha
Kajiote gossips 'I
don't like getting other people's saliva or sweat on me unless it has something
to do with orgasms'
Ganesha says 'dude
if it cost a slave $50 to make a pair of nikes, think how much they would
cost if a miniume wage working made em'
Ganesha says 'pets
cost more then a boat load of chinese slaves'
Bastion gossips 'I
don't level, its bad for my digestion'
Mim says 'I like
you for your brains'
Alicat gossips ''sides,
everyone know the third consecutive sneeze is an orgasm'
### Sadly, A weary
messenger was mistaken for burgler and shot to death.
Spitzka says 'reality
is a crutch for people who cant handle science fiction'
Rossarian says 'it's
not the east or the west side.. it's not the north or the south side..
it's the Dark Side'
Macrowave gossips
'"KrazY" isn't the full name for KY, man'
Daik gossips 'Amiga,
why don't you just come clean and say "Bend over, Daikie. No lube
for you."'
Amiga says, "I'm
hooked on Ebonics!"
A Robot gossips 'where
does the bread go when the toast appears?'
Macrowave gossips
'uh huh.. so how come toast always lands butter side down?'
A Robot gossips 'I
like my toast breaded'
Kajiote's Mom rambles
'At least she isn't on the Wacky Weed'
### Sadly, Kajiote
has been killed by Dr. Dos.
{IC} Mush: 'so what
if I lay eggs in primitive brains, and dissolve flesh?'
MarsPoet grAtZes
'Yes, me too. Thank the gods for good genes. '
You feel an urge
to buy Hello Kitty products.
Ding, Dong, the Witch
is dead, the wicked witch is dead! EVERYBODY RHUMBA!
### Sadly, Video
has been killed by the Radio Star.
### Romanticism and
Neoclassism have entered the game, but Romanticism came riding a dragon,
while Neoclassism took the bus.
A morman gossips
'My jesus is better then your jesus.'
4. Toadie cannot
be granted Pottymouth right now, BUT, I'd be happy to turn her into a Rabid
Pikachu...
### Kajiote has gained
a Master's in Ebonics!
Alicat gossips 'thinking,
like sex, always hurts the first time *egrin*'
Pyrrhus rambles 'Kajiote's
Amazingly Lifelike Schlong pokes her *EYE*!'
### Sadly, Kajiote
has been killed by her boobies.
Kalana gossips 'I
may be undead, but I'm not disgusting!'
A grinning alien
MUSIC: 'And Icey gives better head!'
WoodLord gossips
'*restraining order* Kajiote'
Mush rambles 'okay,
well when you get implants and turn 50, try supporting softballs in sweatsocks.
vanity is soo overrated. don't do it :)'
Mim rambles 'I'm
dating a small-floored guy! *cry*'
Thank you Mario,
But the prineces is in another castle.
The retired Jedi
master gossips 'These are not the droids you are looking for, but for 3
easy payments they could be'
Mush's hormones rage:
}} hey baby....wanna have some IM chat phone IRC...%*!# I'm tired already....
{{
Mim drives by in
her 'new' Hyandi Pony *beep* *beep*
Rossarian answers
'I'm hoping the horshoe crabs and pineapples will fight if I put them in
a pit, yes.'
Kajiote is tired.
Pass it on.
Come to THE FORCE,
the gayest night club in the entire galaxy. Protocal Droids Welcome
*WINK*
Mim gossips 'Toadie
was almost hit by the drivers ed person who took her points away for being
nice'
Mush gossips 'ummmm...intelligence
is a four letter word.'
Mush MUSIC: 'I don't
$$@$, I make love.'
JennaBush gossips
'My dad used to have the best weed....'
### Sadly, Kajiote
is really started to insult Woodlord.
Mush gossips 'Kajiote
tells you, "don't make me log you."'
Daik gossips 'unfortunately,
the best part of you trickled down your mom's leg'
Toadie gossips 'Daik
= Elvis'
Mush rambles '*runs
your ass over with a 5hp go-cART*'
Ganesha gossips 'She
wants mario, after all mario can doubble in size just by eating mushrooms'
Tak gossips 'shut
up toadie, you always shooting off your loadie! Im gonna run you over on
the roadie!'
Woodlord shouts 'FORM
OF... A QUAGMIRE!'
### Sadly, Woodlord
had his feelings hurt by Kajiote.
Toadie gossips 'i
swear, that's my CAT'S drool on my arm. . . NOT MINE!@$!'
### Wynomina descends
from the heavens and becomes mortal!
Toadie gossips 'KAJI
I CAN SAY FUCK NOW'
Kajiote gossips '*gets
in a shower* IIIICCCCK *of gasoline* AAAAAAGH *and lights herself
on fire* GRRRRRRRRR!!'
Someone gossips 'mac..
dude.. the closest thing madrom HAS to a lady is like.. Toben.'
Someone rambles 'representin
yo albino brothas in da hood'
Alicat gossips 'heh..Reagan
had squat....16 year recession, high inflation'
Someone gossips 'This
lag is interesting.. reminds me of a mud I used to play in ages past...
would lag so bad that you'd fight something, die or live.. then 5 minutes
later you'd read the fight and find out what happened.'
Someone gossips 'Next
election, I predict a landslde election for Anna Nicole Smith. '
Pixie gossips 'Actually
I said.. something to her about that black guy running for president and
I said.. "I hope a black man does get to run the country.. you fucking
crackers are running it into the ground.. cracker cracker."'
Fointherial gossips
'You *know* you have bad breath when a mutant dog starts complaining about
it... =('
Someone gossips 'and
I had something resting on my leg and I moved it and it went boom'
Macrowave gossips
'Galatea's pound scratches Toadie's head. Toadie is DEAD!! R.I.P.'
Tak gossips 'thud
smash potatoes! make mashed potatoes. good job thud! you make mini wage!'
Wynomina invokes
the mighty powers of Toadie.
Mim says 'Gane =
Bush'
A Dire Gummy Bear
gossips 'Silly Brain-thingy. =)'
Tak says 'Im a racist
and a bigot.'
Rossarian says 'I
love icesong.'
Rossarian gossips
'Madrom is a Futileism. It's futile to try to make any sense of it.'
Deirdre gossips 'ohoh
I think Wynomina is bored'
Mush MUSIC: 'gANGstA
raPPa'S beWARE deirdre's got you's nutz in a VISE homey!'
Mim gossips 'kentucyky
is so backward it's goin the right way again'
Someone rambles '"he's
had it in for me since I kinda ran over his dog.." "you did?" "well, replace
the word kinda with repeatedly, and dog with son."'
Esperath gossips
'Truthfully, I've always thought that Micros oft sounded like some 50-year
old Asian pornstar.'
Daik gossips 'There
is one thing that -really- worries me about this though... :('
Daik gossips 'Don't
you think Amiga would want the word "viagra" censored? I don't
think he likes it when people talk about his "condition." *inn*'
Kerkos rambles 'taking
the skin boat to tuna town'
Daik gossips 'Hi
Mom! You @@!king $%%%*'
Toadie gossips '#*!*
*@*K SLUT !#%#$ #@*! #%## @#%K $@@! @@@! DAIK *!@# @@*K #@$% $#@%'
Sadly, Toadie has
been crushed beneath a giant RAD Amiga Qwest Token.
Moonwind gossips
'both our girls are 4 yrs old, Daik, that's just LIKE twins only unrelated
:)'
### Sadly, Universe
man's dealing acid to Sarien.
JennaBush gossips
'hey sailor wanna buy me a drinky poo'
One time my monkey
fell in love with a giraffe and got married, but later he found out it
was really an ostrich, and freaked and that's how DOOM was written. It
was very sad.
### Sadly, Daik's
sex drive has been killed by Toben.
Daik gossips 'ack.
dammit, Toben, that's screaming in fear, not moaning in pleasure ;)'
Norm rambles 'haven't
you learned anything from that guy who talks at church... captain what's
his name'
Alicat gossips '*brain
freezes over...last two living cells huddle for warmth*'
Mattz gossips 'im
not an imm, but i play one on tv'
Mush gossips 'the
bill will trip your paycheck, and laugh.'
This gossips 'you
didnt know kaji was a lickalotapuss?'
ShapeShifter gossips
'those are pants? I thought she just hadn't shaved'
ShapeShifter gossips
'yeah, a little rumpy-pumpy with Tehl might be nice'
This gossips 'i like
hormones on toast'
This gossips 'mim
has too many love childs'
The Storm Trooper
gossips 'All your droids belong to us.'
Kajiote says 'my
brother asked "what happened to your hair?" and I said "I got in a fight
with a lawnmower, as you can tell I won, but then its family came
back for revenge"'
{IC} Mush: 'the gods
tremble with laughter, with your html magi.'
{IC} Mush: 'Harken,
on far doth new recreations of humorous accounts of players appear?'
Mush tells you 'turn
that frown insideout!'
Mush rambles 'Brittney
Spears is to Pepsi as Micheal Jackson is to Big Brothers of America.'
Alicat MUSIC: 'i've
got a loverly pair of coconuts, deedle-di-dee, dangling in my pants'
Alicat gossips 'just
the beer necessities, those frothy beer necessities'
Alicat gossips 'too
late..the moment has passed. that ship known as mudiocrity has done slipped
port'
Seamer gossips 'there
must be, i cant open my mouth without sarien thinking im stealing his limelight
:)'
Madcap gossips 'I
think I detect some bridge under that water, to say the least.'
Rossarian gossips
'liar liar, alts on fire.'
MarsPoet gossips
'Open mouth, insert both feet, rinse, repeat'
A Robot gossips 'yes
I can obviously do "the robot" I can also vibrate in place at a blurring
frequency which looks startling under a strobelight'
A Robot gossips 'robots
may not have hearts but in my case its because it was stolen by kajiote.'
Kajiote gossips 'Everyone
wants Toben...gay or straight, he's just too sexy for us all'
Kaevin gossips 'im
not cruel, just unusual'
A Robot gossips 'If
a robot can love... then this robot loves kajiote.'
Ganesha says '17-year-old
Canadian passenger on a US Airways flight from Toronto was arrested for
using a lighter on his shoe, authorities said. '
Rossarian says 'And
then the Lord said, let there be light, and there was light. And
sound. And fucking advertisements.'
Mush gossips 'poop
is dirty, like fuck, poo is clean like frig'
if u cn rd ths u
cn gt a jb wth unx.
You leave the room
sideways.
Seamer gossips 'great,
now i see katspaugh naked and covered in caramel'
Toria tells you 'I
want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're
out in the car.'
Macrowave tells you
'I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.'
Wyno tells you 'Got
two nipples for a dime?'
Sarien tells you
'Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more
room for your tongue.'
Esperath tells you
'My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
Maarek tells you
'Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Doraemon tells you
'Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Kajiote tells you
'What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??
Ganesha tells you
'Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the
face.'
Mim tells you 'are
we related? Wanna be?'
Belgarion tells you
'Baby, My name is milk, and i do your body good.'
Rossarian tells you
'Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over
you'
Kajiote tells you
'Wow look at you, all those curves and me with no brakes'
### Sadly, Neurons
have been killed by Swirly Roulette.
There is now a Blue
light special on isle 3.
Mim rambles 'plus
um you don't look at the mantle when you're poking the fire'
Mim rambles 'I like
Owls, I collect their beaks'
Spitzka says 'you
are always bitter, that is why i like you'
Toben rambles 'CLOSETS
ARE FOR CLOTHES!!!'
Mim raises her hand
and smites Mim!
Mim's rises up her
hand and **SMITES** Ktspaugh.
Mim gossips 'Vic
= Amiga'
Seamer rambles 'lil
johnny had to do an essay on ignorance and apathy...he wrote "i dont know,
and i really dont care"...he got an A...'
Rossarian rambles
'One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class'
Gratz to our newest
Immortal, MIM!!!!!!
Spitzka says 'try
having a penis, it is like having a 2nd larger brain'
Mim says 'mushroom
headed purple veined yogurt spitter'
The retired Jedi
master gossips 'Luke I knew your father, and i just happen to have his
old lightsaber, please ignore the fact that it is four feet long and shaped
like a penis. Now let me feel your force.'
Mush invokes the
mighty powers of the drunk.
Pixie gossips 'Well
I was raped of having a sex.'
Pixie gossips 'I
want my vagina back =('
Macrowave tells you
'but continuum is the l33t game. more addicting than crack, laced with
heroin, and dipped in chocolate'
Durlan rambles 'Spring
is a return to life. Fall is a return to decay. And "return"
is the key that registers commands on many computers.'
Fointherial's Pink
Polka-Dotted Pony gossips 'The colors, The colors!!!'
Papa Smurf gossips
'YOU'RE THE SUCKIEST SUCK SUCK THAT EVER SUCKED A LEMON!'
Toben answers 'order
pizza hut and ask the dilivery boy to stay for some extra fun =)'
Belgarion rambles
'its nice to see a bunch of ladies leading tribes. We've got Lady
Silver of the Order, Toadie, The Piratess of Pirates and Kats, The Bitch
of Pirates.....'
Ganesha gossips 'I'm
not at my keyboard... I useing direct mental transfer'
Ganesha says 'so
when was yer dad, 'shit-dropping' cute'
Ganesha says 'If
yer husband, say a NBA player, toss you out of the house NAKED, do you
A) get a divorce before yer ass hits the ground B) Come back cause he really
didn't mean it and loves you C) Get yer gun out of the glove box'
Ganesha says 'the
buzz goes Tom dumped Nichole for (his gay lover/that other girl named cruz/because
he belived a UFO was in the tail of Hale-Bopp)'
Spitzka says 'could
you see and my sense of humour with a woman with no sense of humour?'
Rossarian says 'spacers
for belly buttons are called "getting fat"'
Mim says 'doesn't
everyone leak when they breast feed?'
Rossarian says 'Hey
bitch, you're available, let's go. *grunt*'
Mush gossips 'I'd
never make a good dildo.'
Mush rambles 'eight
legged freaks should have added 5 words to thier promos.."looked over by
the academy"'
Mush grAtZes 'good
grief, those mana gains can mean only one thing....you're not Daik's alt.'
Yui rambles 'Your
sack slap >>> ANNIHILATES <<<
the town person's manhood!'
Lets go Crazy Broadway
Style!!
Rossarian gossips
'yes, because we are Gay Men, and Gay Men are all Talkative! And
being Gay Men is wrong! Let's all laugh at the Gay Men and the amazing
Innuendo!'
Centurion gossips
'Hand in ten pictures of monuments, with a post-it note saying 'here is
a ten-thousand word essay on monuments.''
Yui rambles ''c exercise
pot''
Centurion gossips
'Yoo Long...isn't he a Chinese porn star? Kajiote?'
Centurion gossips
'Kajiote, are you a big sex fiend?'
Mush gossips '"To
the pope mobile Cardnial!"'
Centurion answers
'Have you been studying the Sarien Manual Of Personal Interaction again?'
Help Desk People
Are the Most Unhelpful People in the World.
Next on FOX: When
Musical Instruments ATTACK!
Ganesha tells ya
'hey cool a Dungeon and Dragons Ride'
The Pope Drives by
in his Pope Mobile. *BEEP BEEP BLESS BLESS*
Ganesha says 'bigfatnakedguys.com
sounds more like a sure money maker'
Spitzka gossips 'if
you want response, mudsex ross'
Ganesha rambles 'A
young boy approaches his father and asks, "Dad, what is politics all about?"'
(Mush) QWEST: * Batman
yells, "Ready the bandwidth Robin, we've got some porn to look up!" *
Afterburners are
Go!!! Let's form Voltron!! Form FEET and LEGS! Form ARMS and BODY!!
And I'll form the HEAD!
Toben gossips 'afk
for dinner, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm heeeeere fishy fishy fishy'
Attention.
The Goddess is going to get a taco now.
Please remain calm.
Kajiote gossips 'I've
got a seven inch Daik'
Macrowave rambles
'Definition.. Nanosecond: Mork's stuntman'
Yui rambles 'Bumper
sticker: My delinquent is fucking your honor student.'
Macrowave rambles
'"living life by the Jet Engine Theory: Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow"'
Macrowave answers
'"Stormy - if she got a sex change, she'd be a he-then."'
Yui answers 'Nookie
for me, no nookie for you, how 'bout some nookie with you know who?
I had a dream yesterday
that I was a purple butterfly. I flew into a Dairy Queen where I ordered
a milkshake and a side of nuclear weapons, when the clerk looked at me
and turned into a buffalo. So we fell in love and got married! *swoon*
Whoever owns a White
Ford Bronco, Licence Plate F46Y-BAD, Your lights are still on.
Rossarian gossips
'I remember the first time I saw a vagina. I thought it must have
been a picture of a guy with his scrotum cut off.'
Rossarian gossips
'lazy loggers have trees fall on them. *eye*'
Toadie gossips 'my
dad gave my gerbil a viking funeral once. .. sans boat. . . sicko. ..'
Moonwind gossips
'Hmmmmmm Sin-amax started their porno early tonite... *flips thru some
more channels*'
You aren't hungry.
Go!!! Go!!! Power
Rangers! Mighty Morfin' Power Rangers!
Mushu gossips 'mmm,
death by applesauce'
Tehl gossips 'MOBS
ARE PEOPLE TOO! TALK TO ME!'
Dfa gossips 'sure
that was his ego inflating ? :)'
Rossarian gossips
'You can only hug me if you're a real girl with real bounce-action breasts.'
Ganesha says 'Look
at the size of my dock!'
Tehl gossips 'ACK!
RUN FROM THE HILLS! *gets eaten by a hill*'
If there was an area
called Utopia, I'd summon 1,000,000 Puffs
there.
Please give our heros
a hand and wish them good luck as they bravely attempt to look competant
before they die in many horrible and entertaining ways...
Muckrowave roXx0rz
the proverbial boXx0rz
### Sadly, Swirlybard
was killed by The Expendable PC Recycler.
Fenris Wolf = Very
Convieniant Player Disposal :)
Mim gossips 'he is
too old to puke w/o noise. Like you kissy :)'
The Crashes are all
Mim's Fault.
The Goddess, The
Glorious and Wonderful one Wynomina Stargazer,
is now going Shopping at TOYS-R-US! *whoo!*
I have cool powers
Pyrrhus gossips 'Fjords?
Maybe she's pining for them =)'
Moonwind answers
'silly Poet, Strings are for Questers!'
Moonwind gossips
'*puts seamer in a very large barrel and nails it shut...tosses it into
a volcano*'
Seamer MUSIC: 'hey,
who put the dick on the snowman and embarassed the family'
Slowest tells you
'mr owl ate my metal worm'
Alicat rambles 'like
he fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down then the
tree done went and fell on his head? lord have mercy'
Alicat rambles 'uglier
than home-made sin done in the dark?'
Alicat rambles 'when
it's a tit nipply, it's always good to stay a breast of the weather'
Rexy rambles 'How
annoying is it when at one point during a date your date says 'This is
a date?!''
Mattz
tells you 'This is a message to you, and ONLY you.. im doing a restore
at recall!'
Slowest tells you
'hmm youre a muppet arent ya'
Gallahad gossips
'i called a certain imm a penis head'
JadeSaber froths
and foams 'why must the sunflower seeds package mock me? WHY!?!?'
Daik gossips 'Cat
+ Blender = ?'
Mushu gossips 'i
swear, must be a shadow trait to be an asshole'
### Sadly, Kajiote
was buried under a ton of feathers.
Yamato gossips 'PEASENTS!
PEASENTS! How dare you, calling me a Peasent, I, am a bum, and don't you
forget it'
Yamato gossips 'rat
milk is yummy'
The Elder Sage gossips
'It is known as "The Kazoo of Loudness".
Seamer gossips 'call
me mint jelly, cos i'm on the lamb!'
Icesong gossips 'raving
fanboys couldn't drag me away from my Lady'
Alicat gossips 'some
parts of yuma look just like Mexico..you know..landfill'
Toadie gossips 'i
sneak into the private beach at the yacht club! it's even more fun
because i'm not suppoised to do it'
Kaevin rambles 'yer
an old fart'
Eloko gossips 'boyfriends
are nice cute things to rape often.'
You sure are Bleeding.
(Kajiote)
Are there Bolshoviks
in your bathroom?
Gallahad answers
'with a greebo here and a grope grope there'
Mush rambles 'I hope
a piano lands on that Road Runner tonight....'
Spitzka forces you
'ignore kats'
Gallahad rambles
'Women are GREAT!'
Macrowave gossips
'"When Druids Attack!" .. tonight on FOX!'
Mush gossips '*pat*
maverick I've lost more class in one night, than you've ever thought of.'
Seamer gossips '"i
dont talk to lower lifeforms" "you must be lonely all the way down there
on your own"'
### Garret has been
set free. After a substancial boot to the head.
Mush invokes the
mighty powers of Pennywise.
Mush invokes the
mighty powers of the bat.
Mush rambles 'only
assholes swear'
Mush grAtZes 'whirrr,
clank "auto ungratz" I HOPE YOU DIE!'
Mush gossips 'I once
had hair, then I hit age 20. damn genetics.'
Yamato rambles '*whine*
why can't I get a good connection anymore, perhaps that hempcord hook up
is not as high speed as what I was told'
Tehl gossips 'all
except for kaji's ego, thats the only giant thing in the mud...'
Mush auctions 'asking
mudders if they want head...hears the lid on the can o' worms open.'
Macrowave gossips
'*watches the joke zoom over Tehl's head*'
Burr rambles 'I got
a couple of gay dogs, well I think it's because one is more dominant, But
I still think they are just gay'
Eloko gossips 'I'm
actually rather... violent and mean.'
A small bunny gossips
'go go bunnymorph!'
Poly gossips 'i hate
when the mic smells like puke and beer'
Poly gossips 'class
is boring, b-day tomorrow, playing a gig tomorrow so I can't drink, then
playing 2 gigs on saturday so I can't drink...so that leaves sunday...but
then i have school on monday so what's the point.'
Icesong gossips 'So
she's like Jesus, "I might be gone right now but oooo watch your step cause
I'm gonna be back and then your All gone see what its about"'
Kaevin gossips 'aww,
cmon.. huggle a kaevin, im fuzzy'
Pyrrhus gossips 'Ooh
oooh! Forloe... insult me! =) I sux0rs at insulting'
Yfandes gossips 'eloko
is a queer guy right'
Seamer gossips 'is
it stalking if you let the stalker stalk you?'
Toadie gossips 'i'm
. . . um. . .impressed. . .or depressed, whatever'
Yfandes gossips 'that
hurted my eyes'
Kajiote gossips 'AAAAH
MY PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION ARE CRUMBLING BEFORE ME'
Daik gossips 'I was
just surprised you'd do yer own dirty work.. everyone else usually gets
Sarien to handle that for 'em'
Toadie gossips 'i
have a dirt basement, don't mess with me.'
Toadie gossips 'it's
like you are the secret key to the log. DAIK DAIK DAIK DAIK'
Rossarian says 'Mushu
isn't a polish wench.'
Mushu gossips 'my
spleen is lumpy like a bag of potatoes'
Rossarian gossips
'potatoes go directly to your spleen and bypass the stomach.'
The internet is full.
Go away.
>> Fate <<
Rossarian calls 'bork you fool!'
Toadie gossips 'i
think eloko has a crush on you, that's why she keeps pulling your pigtails
and dipping them in ink!'
Eloko gossips 'I'm
not funny though, I lost that in a war many years ago =P "The birth of
Eloko"'
Macrowave rambles
'"Your life is a golden shaft of light in the darkness... er wait, no,
that's just a stream of bat piss in a cave."'
Get that finger out
your nose, clean your room, and by god man, stop wacking off so much, you
will chaff something like that.
WizLog MadRom ignores
Sarien.
Kajiote gossips 'EEEEEEEEEEEH
*tackles her imaginary Shiroijin* *smooch* imaginoshiroi...I can market
it'
### Yoda has entered
the game.
Seamer gossips 'sex
for some people IS charity work!'
Midnyte tells you
'Hey baby, wanna make monkey love?'
Seamer gossips 'in
amellica...furst yew get de shoogar...den you get de powah...den you get
de shoogar headaykes'
Kajiote gossips '"no
no this isn't blood, the coke came like this! .. er...I mean..uhh...eep!
LA MIGRA! *run*"'
Anubis MUSIC: 'dear
penis.....i don't think i like you anymore....you used to watch me shave,
no all you do is stare at the floor, OH dear penis i don;t think i like
you anymore...'
Daik gossips 'Gallahad
is offering free head'
Gallahad gossips
'i'm old enough to be your brother'
Kajiote gossips 'MACRO'S
BREASTS AREN'T EVERYTHING!'
Cronax gossips 'you're
catholic. and you dont believe in a god? anyone see a possible conflict
here?'
Toadie rambles 'you
just want to cover up your gay bathhouse-laden past, daiko'
Elvra gossips 'how
should we know our soulmate unless they came prepackagfed with a
sighn saying "Elvra's soulmate" and an air pump?'
Rossarian rambles
'final fantasy games aren't games, they're bad movies interspersed with
attention-span tests.'
Rossarian rambles
'Hey, luigi, I'm a-gonna kick-a your ass-a. Gwahahahah!'
Rossarian gossips
'did someone put sugar in your PCP?'
Ganesha says '|\|00|3IE'
Daik gossips 'Man,
you're a jerk. I'm never shaving your momma's back for free again
:('
Yamato's hormones
rage: }} hmmmmm, I feel solid again {{
Rexy gossips 'every
time Kaji is quiet your missing out on something'
Daik gossips 'All
conversations inevitably lead to Kaji being able to strip in two years.'
Stop playing with
your log.
Daik gossips 'Damn..
Zmud is so screwy, I didn't even get a chance to thank Kaji for all the
plevelling before it kicked me out'
Esperath rambles
'*c summon choirboy* Your lawyer strongly suggests against that.'
Mim says 'I am just
a mean old crusty crotched lesbian who likes little girls'
Toben gossips 'post
a big sign on your back saying anal virgin and i wouldn't see you for the
rest of the evening'
Daik gossips 'I need
to go out w/ Toben.. he'd get me laid.'
Daik gossips 'how's
old's your sister Icey, and is she for sale?'
Cronax gossips 'anyone
remember: "Jesus saves, the rest of you take full damage"'
Centurion gossips
'Jesus Saves, but only because one day he was working on a document..and
the power went out..and he didn't have a UPS...'
Centurion gossips
'...but our Lord did seize the whip and clear the punkz and the hoz outta
his temple when he'd taken enough of their shiznit.'
### Sadly, Mim was
killed by an Icecream Truck.
Katspaugh rambles
'Your Fucking Useles Bantter <<INFURIATES>> my head. (cause its lamer
then the gramies!)'
New class next reboot:
Anus Shades. Now you too can be Sarien or Kats.
WARNING
You have only one pair of clean 'mother approved' underwear.
Macrowave rambles
'two hours drive is nothing for hours and hours of cow tipping'
Rossarian gives Shalana
a pretty potato.
>> Fate <<
Mushu calls '"once, i had a class with a cute little vietnamese girl...
she was so cute! i wanted to punch her in the face"'
Mush gossips 'time
to switch hands again Rexy.'
>> Fate <<
Rossarian calls '"yo, bitch, you wanna marry dis dude?" "yeah" "Yo,
dude, you wan' marry dis bitch?" "I guess" "done!"'
Rossarian says 'You're
on at least 12 kinds of crack, girl.'
The mud cheers Mim
on
Esperath gossips
'Well, it's nude recreation week every week here...so I don't keep track
of official nude holidays.'
Mush rambles 'I LUv
disfigured babies.'
Mim gossips 'What
a brilliant ass :)'
Rossarian rambles
'"If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and
daffodils. I would have
Rossarian says 'I
hear that every year Tom Cruise has some doctor squeegee out his colon
with pressurized water.'
Rossarian gossips
'Do the souls of children taste anything like cheese? McDonalds cheese
in particular.'
Rossarian gossips
'Shaft would be about 95 today. Let's all point and laugh.'
Rossarian rambles
'baby skull is soft like cheese!'
Rossarian rambles
'I thought it was: if you're pregnant, you don't need to wear the belt.
The baby will cushion the blow.'
### Mim has made
a level!
Kajiote jests 'he
is no one's pimp...ross and pimp go together like toben and heterosexual'
Rossarian jests 'Shiroi
should learn the value of a good old-fashioned bitchslap. :)'
Mush jests 'the girls
all like my candy, I keep my stash in my van.'
Vote Mush, you can
kill him naked and weaponless.
Esperath says 'I
like Pooh when he's under the influence of Satan.'
Esperath rambles
'*stab-sharpened stick of stab-stabbiness*'
Esperath rambles
'Those bloodsucking vampires....er...Red Cross blood drive organizers.'
Mush rambles 'if
only Gary Colman would debate with Willis about whachu talkin' bout. then
we'd have our moment to
Mush gossips 'camoflauge,
peas...are so sneaky, even more evil for that reason.'
Centurion gossips
'Do the software pirates wear eyepatches and carry cutlasses?'
Centurion gossips
'Or t-shirts. You know, porn you warez.'
Mush rambles 'Kaji's
underwear is blabbin' my ear off, that's all I know...'
Mim gossips 'lvling
is but a lil death on someone else's behalf'
Mush jests 'Rarely
Heard Phrases in Vegas "The asian guy wants you to put your cigarette out."'
Mush rambles '2003
prediction "Steven King will limp towards a typewriter."'
Rossarian says 'Spitzka
sails away in the SS Titanic, clutching onto Leonardo DiCaprio.'
Mim says 'rem_echo
happy boat of lovin sails away'
Esperath says 'Satan
touched my body! Now I feel much better!'
Mim says 'green leaves
are widely applicable under pants'
Mim yells 'WE BROKE
ROSSI'
Mim yells 'You KNOW
it you read my meat deprived mind'
Mushu gossips 'i
feel special SIR'
Macrowave gossips
'Spitzka may be cool, but he's not as cool as the other side of my pillow.'
Mush gossips '"Spitzka
is the coolest imm around these days": Payed for the Spitzka 99 in 2002
campaign.'
Spitzka gossips 'HEY
what lvl are you and what lvl am i? if i say it is after alan bester,
then it is fucking after alan bester'
Esperath says 'I'm
the skirt fairy!'
Mushu gossips 'as
rexy would say... "MWAHAHAHAHHAHAA i feel the power i dont really have!"
'
Cronax rambles 'to
quote some dead guy that is famous for some reason I can't remember, "I
shall return!"'
Kajiote gossips 'THERE'S
A BUG TRYING TO BURROW INTO MY HEAD AND EAT MY BRAIN!'
NecroDude questions
'What is the best way for a level 21 mage like me to get some quick gold?'
NecroDude rambles
'Like a rabbits foot of sorts.'
Mim gossips 'Vic's
nookie doesn't wash out *comf Mush* this is why
they call the whole thing mud'
Crash gossips 'vic
became an immortal cause he gave us all nookie'
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'when men push you down, you can kick 'em in the cratch '
Crash gossips 'dont
pick on my spelling or i will make icesong lev 99 and let her loose'
Wizlog:Crash advance
Icesung 99....dog screwed up again!
Ganesha gossips 'I
wish Mim would share her coolness with us.'
Note to eloko note
subject I can reccomend a good psycyatrist
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'you pustulant renal mass'
A five ton keyboard
falls from the sky, and flattens you like a pancake.
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'oh right, you can take the kid out of hs, but you can't take
the computer out of the kid'
### Qvak has just
entered the game... but left immediately after hearing about Icesong!
Soapbox gossips 'kaj
is cutier then a bucket full of pink hatred'
Mush rambles 'Kaji's
dirty underwear tell you "you suck"'
Alicat gossips '*snicker*
mud first, sex later, bask in afterglow'
Mushu gossips 'you
shouldnt air out your dirty laundry on public channels'
Mush rambles 'watch
out for that third nipple.'
Cronax gossips '*contemplates
the chaos and insanity were madrom a democracy..*'
Mush gossips '"vote
for mush in 2008, naked and not hindering repops!"'
Mush jests '"when
my wife shows her pooty poo at dinner you know there's going to be some
fuckin' later on"'
Spitzka rambles 'damn
what is the word for someone who likes people seeing them naked?
NOT slut, or kaji'
Mush gossips 'I killed
them good today at work...had a small torch and starting fluid, only took
two fire extinguisher to put out the fire when I was done.'
Vic gossips '*blinds
you all from the light off of my 300 ring*'
Centurion grAtZes
'*admires the way Kajiote puts them at ease before devouring them with
no mercy*'
Mush gossips '"remeber,
have your titles spayed or neutered."'
Mush rambles 'this
american Idol thingy on fox is funny, they're supposed to be all good and
stuff, but they aren't singing original songs...they'll fit in so well
it's sad.'
Mush rambles 'universeman
is just a pervert wanting people to look at his hole.'
Mush froths and foams
'everyone should own a slave. they make nice fodder in case you run out
of rocks.'
{IC} Mush: 'thel
is posing as David Blaine, street magician! slay her! infidel!'
{IC} Centurion: 'I
hate it when somebody fells the wrath of MadRom.'
Pixie gossips 'You
just want the drama from all of this.. because I started talking to you
in tells but you ignored it.'
Mush gossips 'maybe
you should lighten up on the testosterone intake first PIx.'
Mush froths and foams
'he's got a teamster union of Gary Indiana whores though, he's mech-a-pimp
in that town. he's got the cash.'
Daik froths and foams
'Eloko, it's the year 2010! You're finally out of 1212! What
are you gonna do now? "I'm going to Disneyland!"'
Centurion gossips
'Need I introduce the microworms to your little
cement coffin?'
Centurion gossips
'*moulds Mush into a clay duck*'
Mush gossips '"mana
gains got you down? try a delevel! symptoms include....." etc.'
Daik gossips 't icesong
what do you mean you want to celebrate by practicing your whip skill???
*whimper*'
Mush rambles 'Jesus
Saves, unfortunately you're too dead to appriciate it'
Spitzka answers 'mental
note to self: kill everyone'
Pixie gossips 'and
if you have any comments, Daik.. Please send them my way in tells.'
Daik gossips 'Don't
lick me for two more years, Kaji.'
>> Fate <<
Rossarian calls 'I attract titles like corpses attract necrophiliacs.'
Macrowave rambles
'you know.. tetris is so unrealistic.'
Macrowave tried to
ignore you and failed.
Mushu gossips 'poop
floats'
Rossarian gossips
'You're breaking the internet by doing that Kaji'
Begun has this clone
war
Mim rambles 'rubber
duckie, you're the one'
Macrowave gossips
'lol, no way we won't not lag never'
Mush rambles '*sigh*
those crazy apostiles are clearing the bench, someone shoved Jesus after
the save.'
Centurion rambles
'What would Jesus do..for a Klondike Bar?'
Mush gossips '*leaves
a slime trail as he moves along*'
Centurion rambles
'Jesus saves..Gretzky steals! It's a breakaway...he shoots! He SCORES!'
Mush gossips '*mutter*
Quagmire is going to be my bitch soon.'
Ganesha gossips 'I
blame free radicals (the chemical kind, not the activist kind)'
Esperath gossips
'You lose your concentration. You lose your concentration.
A mob's pierce annihilates between
ShapeShifter gossips
'hey, some of us are aware of that funny little implement called "running
water" and it's
Shiroijin gossips
'FIVE THE WHITEBOY BEATMANIA!!! *peer*'
Centurion gossips
'If my sister's good enough for me, she's good enough for you.'
NecroDude questions
'Why is it that those maids of pleasure or whatever they are are harder
to kill than preffered
Anubis MUSIC: 'I
skip and jump, I laugh and play, I like to press wildflowers; I put on
Women's clothing, and hang around in bars!'
Nassiral gossips
'You're almost clever.'
Soapbox gossips 'kajiote
is like a bucket full of metal mushrooms'
Shiroijin gossips
'WHO DARES CALL THE NAME OF "HE SHALL NOT BE NAMED TOO LOUD ANY TIME EARLIER
THEN 9:00!!??!!?'
Centurion gossips
'*starts sitcom called My Two Moms*'
Kaevin tells you
'hey, nothin better than a nice, long wood'
Centurion gossips
'I AM KAJIOTE'S LOVE CHILD.'
Centurion gossips
'In fact, FeeBs...*glance Kajiote* *whisper whisper giggle whisper *eye
Kajiote* whisper whisper
Faxfane gossips '*gets
kicked by Sheep*'
Macrowave answers
'your being alive makes me giggle'
Poly gossips 'i heard
we had a war a few years ago in the middle east......would that be Pennsylvania?'
Mushu rambles 'i
think ill make fun of you tommorow... when your ego is refreshed and ready
to be squashed'
Madcap gossips 'Well,
my friend that introduced me to the mud told me that he'd get me a 'discounted'
rate, so long
Gallahad tells you
'you realize it'll be two more years before you can strip?'
Shiroijin gossips
'I am he who is called I AM (not stoned) I WILL BATHE THE WORLD IN
BLOOD!! BLOOD COLORED
Gallahad gossips
'i feel nakked and alone'
Toil gossips 'i was
thinking more like....*clear throat* yo biatch you wanna take
a ride in my 6-4. we can go chill at my crib and get our bumpidy
bump on'
Vic rambles 'Kaji
is now the vibrator queen'
The Grand Mistress
rambles 'you know, I could use a good
Kerkos rambles '<wielded>
(Humming) Kajiote's slightly used monster dildo'
Alicat gossips '*is
floored by Calvin's snappy comeback*'
Kajiote gossips 'yes
actually we caught watersprites out of the river and covered them with
crack cocaine'
Someone answers 'w3r3
1337 d00dz m8'
Spitzka gossips 'you
talk pretty big for a man with a little friend'
HI ICESONG YOU BABE
IN THE BLACK LEATHER COME FUCK ME BOOTS
Someone gossips 'he's
so damn cool, you could store a side of beef in him for a week'
Sarien gossips 'I've
never once smoked anything but tobacco in my life!'
Kajiote gossips 'DAMNIT
MY PIMP SAID IT WAS OVER!'
Sarien gossips 'What
would Woodsy the Owl think =('
Kajiote gives a better
clue to Sarien.
Gallahad gossips
'i think i'm gonna just roll through smurf
town and get a level a nickel and dime at a time'
Rossarian says 'noticable
in the same sense as occasionally when dreaming
you'll notice that 'hey, people don't USUALLy turn into dinosaurs''
Yikes gossips 'Kajiote
<<< STOMPS >>> Shiroi's bad day!'
(Soapbox) QWEST:
* I know my underage hooker trivia *
Mim rambles 'Twizlers
are usually too fresh when you first open them'
Mim gossips 'ha,
we just say that so yer ego doesn't fall and crush us'
Legato froths and
foams 'this is the creamiest urine sample i've ever tasted.'
Rossarian gossips
'You childish pig, eat your vegetables.'
Valkyrie gossips
'i had such a crush on GI Joe when i was a kid'
Valkyrie gossips
'it's such a shame that we are all going to croak before the age
of cybortronics (the cool kind) and our kids are going to live it up
flying and blowing shit up.'
Shiroijin gossips
'I lucid think'
Shiroijin gossips
'I think my brain is starting to wander'
Shiroijin gossips
'Watch out, he's stoned! He might.. lay there and giggle!'
Toben gossips 'oh
crash, *swoon*, i love it when you talk butch'
Esperath gossips
'Did he just assault us with a diaper?
Centurion answers
'"How can you sleep at night, torturing a poor defenseless beagle?" "Hrmm?
I'm too busy torturing to sleep. Come dawn,
though, I'm all tucked out, and sleep like the proverbial baby.'
Cronax gossips 'you
should know by now that cute and fluffy inherently mean instant death'
Belgarion gossips
'sar, just announce that yer a gay homophobic with a 1 inch dick and she'd
probably agree with you...'
Belgarion gossips
'I mean I know, incest is just dandy. its a game the whole family can play
but really!
Alicat rambles 'is
this before or after Elvis clones attack?'
Don't make me turn
this mud around, young man
(Mush) QWESTS: *
I'm not here, leave a message after my insults *
### Sadly, Macrowave
was killed by Kajiote's car.
You take steroids
and type Faster! Harder! and Longer!
Eloko is in charge
of manners.
Flashing lights and
sirens cause you to ditch the pot!
Alicat gossips 'just
pee on him.. he is easily confused'
You have become better
at dying!
I am duh gweat and
puwuwfuw OZ! U r makin a mesteak bein here.
The gweat and puwufuw
OZ! gossips 'Venuwate me. I am puwufuw!"
Mushu gossips 'moo'
Someone gossips
'Mushu!!!! oh my -god- it's Mushu!!! Mushu the most wonderfullest bestest
female type person that has ever LIVED... I could DIE... Happy, because
-tonight- I have seen MUSHU.'
Someone gossips
'I think my marrying days are over'
Someone gossips
'Five is my limit, I should think.'
Someone gossips
'hehe'
Alicat gossips 'yeah,
that salt marsh behind your house is getting rather full'
Someone gossips
'with a dog'
Someone gossips
'I bet you say that to all the girls.'
Someone gossips
'I think I might have been drunk that day'
Someone gossips
'Well you see youngster.. a gam is early 20th century slang for legs, specifically
the legs of a female.'
ReiZu gossips 'oww
thats imformative!'
Someone gossips
'An example of its proper use, would be: Alicat said 'Hey, Nice Gams,
Mushu!' right before Mushu caved in his skull with a pick axe.'
Someone gossips
'A variant could also be: Alicat is very proud of his gams when he
tapes his penis to his thigh and wears a mini skirt, for a night at the
bars.'
Alicat gossips 'it's
a kilt, ya tart git'
Someone gossips
'still doesn't explain the taping'
Alicat gossips 'good
lord, i should hope not'
Alicat gossips 'otherwise
my skull would done be staved in'
ReiZu gossips 'gee
coz it seems to me that you all know mushu...'
Nugget gossips 'well,
i hear most men do...'
Someone gossips
'That's cause Mushu is the Queen of Absolutely Nothing'
Nugget gossips 'hello
dark lord, of the opium clan'
Someone gossips
'she'll bite you in the ass'
Rossarian gossips
'only if you're nice to her and feed her polish sausage'
Someone gossips
'only cost you 750 dollars too.'
Arsist gossips 'the
worst you could do to me is fart'
Someone gossips
'Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!'
Someone gossips
'*falls on his knees in the mud*'
Someone gossips
'Anyway'
Maarek gossips 'when
theres no trashcans around'
Kaevin gossips 'im
telling you, i dropped something!'
Kaevin answers 'watch
your mouth!'
Alicat answers 'no,
i don't speak russian'
Alicat answers '*grin*'
Alicat rambles 'like
Do Your Balls Swing Low, Raggle Taggle Gyspy, and Black Widows in the Privy'
Macrowave gossips
'he breathed water.. damn cheater.'
TheShadow gossips
'Tell are too conventional, Mind control forever!'
Someone answers
'Froggy says that about everything.. it's his defense mechanism.. it's
how he puts out fires.. the reason he wets the bed..'
Rossarian answers
'I once had a mud character named arglebargle'
Rossarian nods at
Mushu.
Froggy answers 'huh?
wha?'
Timmons says 'yo
mommas so stupid htat when she was told the drinks on the house ...she
climbed up on the roof :)'
Sith says 'got blunt?'
Mushu gossips 'woo!
ima download the english version of TATU's songs, since i only have the
russian ones'
Mushu gossips 'YAY
FOR ENGLISH'
### Tatu has entered
the game.
Tatu gossips 'please
dont pirate my songs'
### Tatu has left
the game.
Vic gossips 'I don't
know Mary, but I'm sure she's quite lovely'
Vic gossips '*poke
poke* Pochy'
Alicat gossips 'this
could turn ugly...
Icesong gossips
'Thanks Sarie'
Sarien gossips 'See?
That's better.. Mushu.. you owe me a dollar.. she CAN learn to do tricks.'
Ganesha gossips
'vic is over the hill...'
Vic gossips '*nod*
*sniff*'
Maarek answers 'attempting
it isnt illegal'
Magnum questions
'And what could they possibly do if they caught you?'
Magnum questions
'Abuse your corpse?'
Vic answers 'kill
you again'
Mushu says 'youre
flirting with a man who has a second brain in his ass'
Mushu tsks at Mim.
Rossarian says 'You
should see how well it lets me dance.'
Macrowave gossips
'my monistat 7 is an explosive!'
Kaevin gossips 'hey
now, no be meanie bits, mushu.'
Alicat gossips '*pours
50 gallons of mustard sauce on Mushu gai Pan*'
Mushu gossips '*gurgle**drown*'
Alicat gossips 'there,
problem solved'
Mushu gossips 'shall
i compare thee to a summers day?'
Mushu gossips '*goes
off frolicking*'
Alicat gossips 'ok...who
let Mushu into the beer? there she goes creating water again'
Kaevin gossips 'Alicat
doesn't look like itself anymore...'
Kaevin gossips 'SO
lie, mushu. SO lie.'
Alicat gossips 'we
noticed from Sarien'
Someone rambles
'or am i just insane?'
Shayde rambles 'judging
by the polish sounding Warsaw, I'm guessing that Someone is Mushu, and
in that case, yes you are just insane.'
Someone rambles
'so its not worth it?'
Shayde rambles 'oh,
I'd say it was worth it.'
Shayde rambles 'but
you're still insane.'
Froggy gossips 'or
a small caliber automatic pistol??'
Spitzka gossips
'new york'
Froggy gossips 'yeah,
well you're older than that burrito I found in the fridge the other day'
Froggy gossips 'man,
that was scary'
Someone gossips
'That's a LIE'
Maarek gossips 'how
about the hamburger under the bed?'
Someone gossips
'That thing has seen the days of the dinosaurs.'
Kaevin gossips 'why
not just replace your blood like keith richards does?'
Alicat gossips 'too
lazy'
Kaevin gossips 'you
better.'
Kaevin gossips 'id
kick the fuck out of you, but am too lazy'
Alicat gossips 'well,
bound to be a first for everything'
Alicat gossips 'called
it cocaine'
Alicat gossips 'it
would swim super fast all over the place, then stop and drift to the bottom..first
time it happened i thought it was dead'
Alicat gossips 'i
was about to get the little net out, when it started zipping around again...figured
it just had a crash and got a fix'
Alicat gossips 'that
fish really got me in trouble when my roomie and i got raided...there were
rumors of cocaine being in our dorm room'
Alicat gossips 'having
that napalm paper weight prolly wasn't the brightest idea i could have
had then'
Seamer gossips 'they
eat people'
Seamer gossips 'who'd
know better, a tourist in a tourist spot or a local who has to defend daily?'
Alia rambles 'now
if you go to the college library...you will LEARN how to get laid
Rossarian nudges
Mim.
Ganesha says 'it
will kill you'
Ganesha nods happily
at Mushu.
Ganesha says 'I
have a solution'
Ganesha says 'pave
over all the land'
Ganesha says 'if
there is no eviroment, there is no need to save it'
Mim nods happily.
Mim says 'my neighbor
still denies global warming'
Ganesha says 'plastic
trees'
Ganesha nods happily.
Ganesha says 'people
will deny it even if new york is under 200 feet of water'
Ganesha says 'saying
it could be natural'
Eldoran gossips
'Well, someone has to do the BIG jobs.'
Someone gossips
'where'd you go?'
Mushu gossips 'well,
at first i wanted to go to kajis house, but then i decided to crawl up
your butt'
Mushu gossips 'but
it smelled in there, so i decided to go home'
MarsPoet gossips
'Sure it does, ask Snagatt.'
Tardling gossips
'Qvak!'
Vic gossips 'that
was the most frightening thing I've ever seen'
Eloko gossips 'took
you long enough to answer'
Vic gossips 'my
vision had to return so I could type'
Alicat gossips 'mom,
though i love her dearly, burns water'
Alicat gossips 'how
tragic'
Mushu says 'you
should flatten their ass'
Alicat gossips 'was
someone doing something....naughty?'
Ganesha says 'lets
see how long it take for him to figure out I made him drop all'
Mushu happily blinks
innocently at Thengel.
Thengel blinks innocently
at Mushu.
Mushu happily blinks
innocently at Thengel.
Thengel blinks innocently
at Mushu.
Mushu happily blinks
innocently at Thengel.
Thengel blinks innocently
at Mushu.
Mushu happily falls
down laughing.
Rossarian gossips
'Worse. The Belgians got a hold of it.'
Palatino shouts
'why, are you a huge nerd?'
Rossarian shouts
'Geek, not nerd, you plebe!'
Rossarian cheers
and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy!
Rossarian says 'My
heart swells!'
Mushu says 'i cracked
my back the wrong way and its painful'
Rossarian says 'yes,
my heart, HEART.'
Rossarian says 'better
than breaking a back I suppose.'
Brutopia gossips
'by rubbing your feet on a carpet and then touching their ear lobe'
Poledra gossips
'ya, i was gonna say "10 bucks says it gets quiet now" after icesong left,
but i assumed that someone
would talk just to spite me'
Eloko gossips 'the
rag?'
Someone gossips
'oh you are so clever...'
Mushu gossips '...'
Rexy gossips 'I
regret ever saying that.'
Spank gossips 'they
gangbanged my beagle'
Spank gossips 'all
three of them at once..'
Spank gossips 'poor
thing didn't stand a chance'
Dolndarien's hormones
rage: }} I'm Coming, I'm coming! {{
Poledra gossips
'run nomad! run!'
Poledra gossips
'for the sake of mankind?'
Abbalion gossips
'why is it that when i quoted that, "You feel less righteous" pops up?'
Rossarian gossips
'creeeeepy!'
Nugget gossips 'shush,
you'
Rossarian gossips
'.. okay I didn't hear that, I just made it up. But I bet it's true!'
Mim says 'don't
listen to him darling, he is just bitter because he is a virgin.'
Spitzka says 'as
oppose to mim, who has seen more shaft than an elevator'
Rossarian shouts
'Poles? I'm canadian, not polish! Dance on the canadians!'
Rossarian shouts
'My name is Inigo Montoya, you sold me a crappy DVD player, prepare to
die.'
Someone shouts 'And
what is voltage?'
Someone shouts 'MAGIC!'
Rossarian shouts
'You are clearly an unsophisticated thinker!'
Kajiote gossips
'moo'
Mim gossips 'ooom'
Kajiote gossips
'lies'
Nugget gossips 'damnit
kaji im not coming over again! im married now!'
Nugget rambles 'trash?
youd be better off asking what the floor smells like'
Nugget rambles 'but
to answer yer question sex and candy :)'
Mim rambles 'it
smells like Marcy Playground's only hit?'
Maarek gossips '*shrug*
then again, i have heavily callaused hands'
Midnyte gossips
'well, Maarek, I think that would make you slightly stupid'
Maarek gossips 'i
was proving a point actually, and got 5 bucks'
Midnyte gossips
'okay more than slightly stupid'
Sun Dec 15 14:46:54
2002
To: All Eloko
you going to watch
(legally now)
or perform?
Alicat answers 'no
they are not....half of em are dead, one's a jockey, and who knows where
the big balding one is'
Kajiote gossips
'your momma'
Ironcloud gossips
'True, I need a stronger catapult'
Tardling gossips
'Qvak!'
Mushu gossips 'a
snake youll never forGET
Bits of blood, guts,
and other stuff falls on you.
Which is a change
of Vic's ejuculate falling on you, like normal.
Kajiote gossips
'*boggles your FACE*'
Kajiote gossips
'MUSHU!! you said those were for me ONLY'
Kajiote gossips
'*cry* *runs off crying*'
Kajiote gossips
'*runs into a wall*'
Mushu gossips '..
im SORRY!'
Kajiote gossips
'*explodes*'
Maarek shouts 'what
else is new?'
Nugget gossips '*MMMEEEEOOOOWWLLLLL
*haurk haurk* *eat vomit* *haurk**'
Nugget's hormones
rage: }} *haurk* *eat snake* {{
Poledra gossips
'who's there'
Nugget gossips 'yukon
jack'
Poledra gossips
'yukon jack who'
Nugget gossips 'yukon
jack off if ya want to but were going to the gang bang!'
Someone gossips
'Mim only doesn't want to argue with me because she secretly adores me.
Very Secretly... One of her personalities won't even -tell- the other ones!'
Rossarian gossips
'allo Damina, welcome to As the Mud Turns'
You learn from your
mistakes, and your Mariachi ass-band improves.
Ganesha says 'don't
let people fuck you in the ears'
Ganesha says 'WRONG
HOLE'
Ganesha happily
pokes Mushu in the ribs.
NecroDude gossips
'No one cares about the fact that I returned alive from the comatose state
of AFK?
Someone gossips
'No.'
NecroDude gossips
'Ah.'
Scooby gossips 'why
did it say melissa protects scooby?'
Mushu gossips 'because
youre on crack'
Scooby gossips '?'
Mushu gossips 'oh,
you didnt know?'
Scooby gossips 'no'
Mushu gossips 'well,
i guess you do now'
Scooby gossips 'what
does it mean?'
Someone gossips
'scoob knows how to make an impression with the ladies. ;)'
Poledra gossips
'you're a dwarf'
Ganesha gossips
'U()#R*()*()#$*\'
Ganesha gossips
'FUCK'
[46 Fate
Mag] Mushu is drowning in the mainstream! *gurgle*
[91 Fate
Mag] Magius...
[74 Fate
LDR] Mim got
sauce (tanbi)
[91 Night
Mag] Mush is a leper, outcast unclean!
>> Fate <<Mushu
calls 'its the british invasion, FATE STYLE!'
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'yeah bay-bee'
Mim gossips 'heh,
and everyone thinks of their ex when Psycho logs on!'
Rossarian jests
'"I have some cream for that"'
Mushu says 'vote?
what?'
Mim says 'when yer
old enuf'
Mim says 'just make
sure you vote for Sadam'
Mim says 'bcs otherwise
you'll get put in jail'
Mim gossips 'mmmrh'
Mim gossips 'Good
hrmming your illustrious Neuromancerings.'
Hemoglobin gossips
'or Not... *cry* You all hate me, I knew it.. I work and slave and
give you oxygen and keep you ALIVE, but when I need help?'
Hemoglobin gossips
'No, you just ABANDON ME! Leave me to die on the streets of the UD'
Mushu gossips 'ive
never asked kajiote if she- oh my'
Kajiote gossips
'*cackle* *cackle more* *cold cackle* *frozen cackle* *pain*'
Kajiote gossips
'*more pain.. painilly pain pain painilly pain*'
Kajiote gossips
'*explode*'
Someone gossips
'*takes pictures*'
Person with licence
number K9GD-84, be advised that you have a hole in your pants.
Mush gossips 'the
answer is "x"'
Someone jests 'the
guy says where Svennson?.. .the Chinese guy says I'm Svennson.'
Someone jests 'the
guy looks at Svennson, and says but you look so chinese - they guy says
yeah, I immigrated here just last year...'
Someone jests 'the
guy says so - how did you get the name Svennson?'
Someone jests 'Svennson
say well, I was in line on Ellis Island, and the guy ahead of me got asked...
what is your name?'
Someone jests 'and
he said Svennson.'
Someone jests 'then
when it was my turn, I was asked what is your name... and I said Sam Ting.'
Seamer jests 'i
was waiting for the punchline, and now i wonder why ;)'
Boo! Hiss! I banish
thee to the ICEY wastelands.
{IC} Shalana: 'PARTY
TIME !!! :)'
Shomooit gossips
'Pass me the bonbons damnit'
Macrowave gossips
'I do I do'
Mush gossips 'with
sexy results?'
(Mush) QWEST: *
fuck it, it's yours. *
(Mush) QWEST: *
wait...I mean...how dare you! *
(Mush) QWEST: *
band together brothers and sisters, and disband this encouragable villan!
*
(A MadRom(tm) Bug)
QWEST: * The city is ours!! *
(Mush) QWEST: *
I'll be right behind you....really...just start... *
Kajiote gossips
'naughty and just... weird'
Kajiote gossips
'that's so adventurous!'
Shomooit gossips
'... well... maybe the spandex and moomoo's *shifty eyes*'
Bits of mushroom
falls on you, it is obvious that Kaji had Pizza for lunch today.
And someone, somewhere,
had mudsex with Ross and you dont want any of that disease.
Rossarian gossips
'You are hitting on the WRONG GIRL!'
Yfandes gossips
'and she's bald'
### Sadly, Kajiote
was pkilled by Spitzka.
Shomooit gossips
'feeeeeel piiiiiityyyyyy'
Nanny Shortbread
gossips 'Come to your nanny and she will make it all better'
Mush rambles 'when
parents go bad, next Jerry springer'
Yfandes rambles
'you just ate a yard full of grass is why'
Yfandes rambles
'you just ate your history test'
Yfandes rambles
'you're fasting for religious reasons'
Mush rambles 'that
or, "when the aliens beamed me up, they gave me supplements that last months,
so much for your crappy cooking, mom."'
Mush answers 'sarcastic
answers.'
Mush gossips 'I'm
a bomb that likes to blow...;) rofl....oh that sounded gay....'
Kajiote gossips
'*gasp!*'
Kajiote gossips
'Toben!! Can't you that thing in private?'
Toben tells you
'*blows honker* =)'
God shouts 'Come
on SEVEN'
Rossarian shouts
'DAMN YOU, RNA! DAAAMMNNN YOUUUUUUU!'
Mush jests 'lesbians
in a fishmarket.'
Alicat rambles 'kinda
like matrimony'
Macrowave gossips
'I'm on pudding, man!'
JadeSaber gossips
'but you hide in the good bushes and then I'm left with the shoddy mailboxes
or something.'
Kajiote gossips
'okay okay...you'll get the bushes this weekend :('
JadeSaber gossips
'But as soon as you kill that first moron, it's so hard to stop....'
JadeSaber gossips
'before you know it you've slaughtered half the western seaboard...'
Eloko gossips 'all
fates, all the time'
Mon Nov 11 11:37:44
2002
To: all
Contrary to CNN's
Headline News reports.
Mushu rambles 'and
oregon, washington and alaska too'
Mattz rambles 'they
both like a tight seal'
Toadie gossips 'i
cant believe you sit there in all that spam, rexy'
Rexy gossips 'I
need spam'
Ganesha rambles
'Steriods'
(Mush) QWEST: *
screw you, I hope they take it over. *
Rexy gossips '*Looks
Left* *Looks Right*
Rexy gossips 'You
going crazy again Mushu?'
Mushu gossips 'yeah,
nothing to worry about though'
Mushu gossips 'you
wont need that jacket this time'
Rexy gossips 'You
said that last time too'
Mushu gossips 'oh!
i did? hrm...'
Rexy gossips 'And
we all remember what happened then don't we? *Glances towards the nearby
closed down fast food store*'
Mushu gossips 'then
maybe you will need it, heh'
Mushu gossips '*shifty
eyes*
Rexy gossips '*peer*
Mushu gossips 'O.O'
Mushu gossips '*RUNS*
Rexy gossips '*Pulls
out a tranquilizer rifle* *Fires* *Misses and hits a big fat person...
i mean Bear*'
Mushu gossips '*laughs
hysterically*
Rexy gossips '*Fires
again while Mushu is distracted by the falling fat man... i mean bear*'
Mushu gossips '*EEP*'
Rexy gossips '*Straps
Mushu up in that Jacket*'
Rexy gossips '*Puts
her in the back of the truck and signals the driver to drive away*'
Rexy gossips '*Panicks
as the truck loses control and flips over less than a mile later* *Starts
running as he sees Mushu kicking the door of the truck down*'
Rossarian sobs in
misery.
Mim answers 'Take
him where? Take him out? Why are you asking us?'
Mim answers 'You
NEED to be asking HIM.'
Kajiote gossips
'and so is Sexy.. I mean Calvin'
Yamato gossips 'you
forgot to turn your head Macro'
Kajiote MUSIC: 'BLIND
CHIHUAHUA'
The sea hag gossips
'until you do.'
Kajiote gossips
'hey yous'
Kajiote gossips
'haha!!'
Mushu gossips 'oh
god, the wit, it kills'
Kajiote gossips
'ah the joy of having a real future and working to attain my goal and being
content with myself and my position in life...'
Ganesha says 'ways
to kill someone'
Ganesha says 'those
aren't even key words'
Someone gossips
'spitzka is here'
Someone gossips
'spitzka is here'
Legato gossips 'spitzka
is here'
Someone gossips
'spitzka is here'
Reighne gossips
'spitzka is here'
Someone gossips
'Don't do that, Mushu.. it's dangerous.. You could put an I out.'
Battlehammer gossips
'what did you think I was?'
Mushu gossips 'um...
a battle hammer?'
Toadie tells you
'Giiive Meee BRaiisnsns'
Mushu gossips 'swedes?
HA, no'
Mushu gossips 'aussies?'
Mushu gossips 'canadians?'
Anders gossips 'I
knew there was something wrong with this place'
Vic gossips 'ewww'
Vic gossips 'leave
my vickle alone'
Gallahad gossips
'hmm for instance i can do other neat things'
Gallahad gossips
'like this'
Gallahad has restored
you.
A deluded prankster
gossips 'get off of me father, you are crushing my rosary.'
Gallahad gossips
'suuuuuure'
Kajiote gossips
':)_'
Kajiote gossips
'er :) even'
Kajiote gossips
'haha! I make the freudian slip'
Dolndarien gossips
'That was a crappy gecho.'
Everyones a fuckin
critic =)
Dolndarien gossips
'Damn, he knows me so well'
It begins to rain.
Nakid women.
They are however
hobbits, and have beards.
Toadie gossips 'i
like wood! what can i say?'
Mushu gossips 'so
heres a lemon, go suck it, and after you are done, heres a sock, go stuff
yerself'
Soapbox gossips
'log off and cry'
Macrowave gossips
'hot chicks look like twins'
Kajiote rambles
'*seizure* *explode*'
Yamato gossip 'and
the whales'
Marsport gossips
'Damn nasty whales.'
Yamato gossip 'if
they are so smart, why do they live in the dirty ocean? hmmm'
Marsport gossips
'Yeah, and all that floating, oy.'
Yamato gossip 'don't
get me started on those blow holes, yuck, how homosexual!'
Rossarian gossips
'Hey man, whales used to have a great way of life. Nothing to do but float
around all day in blubber and sing to your heart's content. It was beautiful,
man.'
Alicat gossips 'and
you call yourseld a slacker.....'
Mushu gossips '*blink*
i am! im getting a D in government *inn*'
Alicat gossips 'but
you are planning on leveling, you damn overacheiver'
Someone gossips
'not an F-? I'm disappointed Mushu.. very disappointed.'
Alicat gossips 'i
can safely say that, since i've been out of school for over a decade'
Alicat gossips 'and
i can safely say that a H.S. diploma is a little bit more valuable than
fresh toilet paper....barely'
Alicat gossips 'then
there's the B.S., M.S., and PhD'
Alicat gossips 'which
translates to Bullshit, Moreshite and Piled Higher and Deeper'
Alicat gossips '*hands
Mushu a copy of Narcissitic Today*'
Someone gossips
'watch out for the ass-zits too'
Alicat gossips 'i
had one of those once....good thing i dumped her and moved'
Neuromancer gossips
'it looks yummy.'
Alicat gossips 'um....he's
hungry?'
Alicat gossips 'maybe
he worships you, and figures that to be you, he must consume you'
Ironcloud gossips
'Have you been using the steak sauce as lotion again?'
Alicat gossips 'if
you poke him with a fondue fork, he'll go away'
Ironcloud gossips
'course the real question is why he is trying to eat it without cooking
it first'
Mim gossips '*toe
wiggle*'
Mim gossips 'Wow
exclamation points, Timmons you are a wild man
Yfandes gossips
'pheer my 3l33+ skillz!'
Rossarian gossips
'I don't fear the 'skillz'. I fear for the future. *cries a single
tear*'
Zoot gossips '...have
vaginas?
Maarek gossips 'Nuke
em till they glow, then shoot em in the dark!'
Kajiote gossips
'*duck duck*'
Mushu gossips '*GOOSE*'
Mushu gossips 'please?'
DeathKitten gossips
'*poof* You're a title.'
Esperath MUSIC:
'Or that could just be your tongue searing...I dunno.'
Ganesha says 'Or
I will be forced to viporize you'
Mim says 'FEAR the
VIPOR'
Rossarian says 'He's
going to brave the wilderness of his refridgerator'
Alicat gossips 'guess
i'd better hide my nuts'
Mush gossips 'maybe
that made sense...use your imagination.'
Macrowave gossips
'alicat reads L. Ron Hubbard?'
Seamer gossips 'al
gore said he'll come fix my cupholder when he installs the internet'
WARNING WYNO IS
BORED.
Lord of The Rings
2: The Thain Strikes Back.
Mush gossips 'rofl,
don't log this, fucko!'
Macrowave gossips
'you know what they say.. "Welcome to the internet, where the men are men,
the women are men, and the little girls are men working for the FBI."'
Madcap rambles 'Just
like Dad used to make'
Mushu gossips 'what
the hell!'
Lithophage gossips
'kick it'
Mushu gossips 'already
tried that'
Lithophage gossips
'hmm... punch it?'
Mushu gossips 'that
too'
Lithophage gossips
'bite it?'
Mushu gossips 'hrm,
that would be interesting'
Mushu gossips 'nope,
didnt work'
Lithophage gossips
'umm... throw it across the room?'
Mushu gossips 'that
would lead to the complete destruction of the computer, we dont want that'
Kajiote MUSIC: 'first
comes FOOD, then comes PUSSY, then comes crabs cuz, fuck you're dirty...'
Kajiote gossips
'isn't that an oxymoron?'
Mim says 'both of
'em'
Alicat gossips 'Macro
found out by trial and error....much error'
Macrowave gossips
'I know.. how's that healing, anyways, Alicat?'
Alicat gossips 'finally
got that gerbil unstuck'
Macrowave gossips
'the same place your lap goes once you stand up, Robot.'
A Robot gossips
'trenton?'
Someone gossips
'butter loves gravity'
Bastion gossips
'Cause the butter is a floor magnet, if you notice if you drop your butter
it lands butter side down
too'
Macrowavegossips
'so what if I butter a cat's back?'
TheShadow answers
'it's all about the bling-bling,shizzy to my nizzy?,Something like that?'
Kajiote's Computer
'Make my day'
You're welcome.
Wynomina gossips
'Oh no no, scratch that!'
### Sadly, Kajiote
has been killed by a booby trap!
A grinning alien
MUSIC: 'Get your minds out of the gutter, you sick fuckin pervs!
I'm talking fido heads, cityguard heads, that kinda thing! i've never
known Icesong to refuse a man in need of a good ol' disembodied head.'
Ross drives by in
his GMC Gremlin. *CHUGH CHUGH*
Remember.. if Kajiote
is tired, we're all doomed. So give her a bagel, will ya?
Hipper the Pink
Hippo with Purple Polka-Dots gossips 'Merrr!'
### Daikomyo ascends
back into the heavens!
### Sadly, Wynomina
was killed by Daikomyo.
Daikomyo gossips
'Oh that was so sweet'
Kaevin gossips 'which
he made worse because we just HAD to win the cold war'
Mim gossips 'and
a mighty fear grips thera'
Daik gossips 'If
it works in emotes I'll never be able to do all the kinky stuff that Wynomina
likes best in mudsex'
In sleep yer toilet
calls to you.
A Robot gossips
'if I were to attempt to "rumba" with a human female at best it would be
stuttered, and at worst I would accidently remove thier arms'
A Robot gossips
'I believe I could "rollerdisco" if that came into fashion again.'
Kaevin gossips 'he's
too sexy for my fur, too sexy for my fur, so sexy, i shed :('
Rossarian says 'No.
(thinks of a good excuse chicks will buy) ... I'm afraid of commitments.'
Mim is blown out
of her shoes and right onto her butt!
Yui rambles 'The
town person's voice has gone up three octaves!'
Hagar gossips 'i
think the politically correct term is not "poop" its "caca"'
Yui rambles 'Your
high-impact Tae Bo routine === OBLITERATES===
a yummy beef potpie's cardiovascular system.'
Mush gossips '"there's
dogma to make!"'
Ganesha rambles
'Dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it to you this way, I'm 'Capitalism.'
Your Mom, she's the administrator of the household, so we'll call her the
'Government.''
Ganesha rambles
'We're here to take care of YOUR needs, so we'll call you 'The People.'
The nanny, well, she works hard all day for very little money, so we'll
consider her 'The Working Class.' And, finally, your baby brother...we'll
call him 'The Future.' '
Ganesha rambles
'Later that night, the boy, finds that the baby has severely soiled
his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother
sound asleep.'
Ganesha rambles
'Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door
locked, he peeks into the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed. '
Ganesha rambles
'The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand
the concept of politics now."'
Ganesha rambles
'The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about."'
Ganesha rambles
'The little boy replies, "Well, While Capitalism is screwing the
Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, The People are being ignored,
and the Future is in deep shit."'
Mush rambles 'don't
forget afterburn.'
Wonder Twin Powers,
ACTIVATE!!
Yui rambles 'Move
Zig.'
Yui rambles '*nod*
Every last one.'
Yui rambles 'What
happen?'
Yui rambles 'Somebody
set up us the bot.'
Yui rambles 'We
get spam.'
Yui rambles 'What?'
Yui rambles 'Gos
channel turn on.'
Yui rambles 'It's
you!'
Yui rambles 'How
are you mudders??'
Yui rambles 'All
your EQ are belong to us!'
Yui rambles 'What
you say?'
Yui rambles 'You
are on the way to deleveling.'
Yui rambles 'You
have no chance to recall, make your time.'
Yui rambles 'Ha
ha ha!!'
Yui rambles 'Launch
CR.'
Yui rambles 'You
know what you doing?'
Yui rambles 'For
great justice,'
Yui rambles 'take
off every CR.'
And a purple pony.
All for your enjoyment!
Mim gossips 'I crash
bcs I care'
Toadie rambles 'i
prefer the term 'mature fart', thanks'
Mush rambles 'like
theres a spy that uses the internet anymore, they're using teleporters.'
You've added Katspaugh
to your ignore list.
Rossarian says 'Wenches
have more class.'
Icesong's hormones
rage: }} *whisper* yah found this really great mud you guys should try
206.102.31.198/1536...*inno* {{
Kajiote gossips
'"imagnoboyfriend"'
Seamer gossips 'imagnodaddy
will get upset if you're imagnopreggers'
Centurion gossips
'Yoda greet I do.'
Macrowave gossips
'my crack was laced with pixie sticks :|'
Yamato's hormones
rage: }} you know, my pass door spell wore off, what did you think I meant
{{
Centurion gossips
'And the LORD spake unto Lot: "Damn, bitch, getcho ass outta da hood, and
take yer bizatches witcha, and don't you mofo's be lookin back, word!"'
Spitzka gossips
'hey man, anyone who invents french kissing can't be wrong'
WARNING
You have one green and one black sock left in the drawer.
>
Mush gossips 'you've
got a more clever ass, not a brilliant one Kaji.'
>
Rossarian gossips
'So lessee... Vic's ass is the expensive french restaurant, Kaji's ass
is the busy McDonalds.'
Mim gossips 'Phoo
Kajis is that cute sandwhich shop '
started with LASERS,
eight o'clock, day one" --Evil, Time Bandits'
Mush rambles 'the
umbilical cord is a built in child restraint.'
strike.'
Stave rambles 'they
even have their own color :('
Stave rambles 'they're
gonna take over, like those killer tomatos did'
Mush rambles 'George
Clooney will save us.'
Mush gossips 'yup,
and a robotic swearing parrot.'
Mush gossips 'and
a nifty lexan composite leg. wood is sooooo
1800's'
Esperath answers
'The red light district?'
NecroDude rambles
'Only, including the rest of the rabbit'
Mim gossips 'a full
immersion enviornment'
Vic gives you some
nookie.
Mushu gossips '*burns
her clothes and takes a shower just to get rid of the dirty feeling*'
>> Fate <<
Mim calls 'sucks that you gotta be on yer back to maximize the leverage
heh yay Mushu ......'
Spitzka gossips
'I wish Mim would share her coolness with us.'
Vic gossips 'I wish
Mim would share her coolness with us.'
Mattz gossips 'I
wish Mim would share her coolness with us.'
Reighne gossips
'I wish Mim would share her coolness with us.'
Someone gossips
'I wish Mim would share her coolness with us.'
Someone gossips
'I wish Mim would share her coolness with us.'
Dart gossips 'I
wish Mim would share her coolness with us.'
err Mim.
Bester MUSIC: 'Shes
Got Style Shes Got Grace She Takes A C**Shot To The Face Shes A Lady'
{IC} Centurion:
'Takes forever to grow a new one.'
Mush gossips 'William
Gates brand Microworms <tm>?'
Centurion gossips
'*dips Mush in quick-dry cement*'
Centurion gossips
'Don't make me paint you up like a female Duck and float you in the pond.'
Daik gossips 'that
would be like beating my head against a very hard wall'
Macrowave rambles
'"he said I could be his mini-onion." "MINION! Am sayink you can be MINION!"'
Mush gossips 'oh,
I'm dead sexy tooo.'
your thighs.
You lose your virginity. You lose your concentration yet again.'
attendant friend
"soap"'
customers?'
Brutopia answers
'the maids got crabs to help them..'
Nassiral gossips
'In the same way a bowling ball is almost sharp.'
Centurion gossips
'Mommy....'
Centurion gossips
'Love me....'
gesticulate whisper*'
as I paid cash to
him on a monthly basis.'
Madcap gossips 'Just
think, i've been paying HALF what you suckers are paying.'
>
Madcap gossips 'Yeah,
Well... I'm paying for PRIORITY service. I bet you guys didn't
even get the last Mud
Patch.'
Madcap gossips 'I
have it... And let me tell you, it's -great-. It lets you see -COLOUR-
and everything.'
Madcap gossips 'Only
$19.95 a month... Sometimes more around Holidays, but I don't know why.'
Madcap gossips 'My
friend told me that if I keep paying for another year, I become a gold
member - and get a CHANCE
to get invited to
the 'Madrom Ball''
Madcap gossips 'Oh,
how -lucky- i'll be then.'
Madcap gossips 'I
pity you all, I must say.'
>
Madcap gossips 'Ahah...
Okay, I'll give it a rest. I get charged 5 cents per gossip use anyway.
SODA!!!'
Shiroijin gossips
'Ph33R TEH WH17380Y!!!'
vibrater'
Sarien gossips 'Ok..
well I did.. but... I didn't inhale!'
Sarien gossips 'Ok..
so I inhaled but I didn't enjoy it!'
Bill Clinton gossips
'Me too!'
Your pimp tells
you 'Bi-otch, get me my money!'
Sarien gossips 'Give
a Hoot. .... Don't Pollute!'
Sarien gossips 'Rest
In Peace, You Crazy Sumbitch...... God Bless You, Woodsy the Owl.'
Kajiote gossips
'BAHAHAH get a clue!'
Gallahad gossips
'masta masta pleese dont wip me'
Milk rambles 'She
folded faster than Superman on laundry day.'
Yikes gossips 'Ah,
well, you're probably right but I don't wanna get in the
middle of a pissing match between a bunch of IMMs.'
Yikes gossips 'Not
healthy.'
Bastion gossips
'besides, if your in the middle you get all wet'
Yikes gossips 'And
sticky, eeewwwwww.'
Mim rambles 'but
THIS pack is already stale :/ I am worried'
Frizzy rambles 'Sounds
like a gov't conspiracy'
Mim rambles 'damn
the man he better stay out of my twizlers if he knows
what's good for him'
Toben gossips 'so
did i'
Shiroijin gossips
'But sometimes I lose control'
Shiroijin gossips
'I zoned out for half an hour during class thinking about elephant
factories'
Shiroijin gossips
'I think I've transcended the realm of human thought and moved
onto a level of cognitive power beyond the human brain'
Shiroijin gossips
'Either that or I'm REALLY bored'
Shiroijin gossips
'EVERYONE GET DOWN!!! HE'S GOT A BAG OF CHIPS!'
Mim gossips 'love
it when guys say 'sucks' as if they were against it'
The gweat and puwufuw
OZ! is in excellent condition.