Pochy gossips 'vicy vicy , is that you are getting marry ??'
Vic gossips 'I don't know Mary, but I'm sure she's quite lovely'

Pochy gossips '*poke* vicy'
Vic gossips '*poke poke* Pochy'
Alicat gossips 'this could turn ugly...

Alicat gossips '*hands Mushu a Vicodin* take this...it'll make us feel better'

Alicat gossips 'talk about mental diarrhea'

Maarek gossips 'Happy Saturnalia, Bruntalia, and have a Happy Janus Day!'

Sarien gossips 'Merry Christmas, Icesong.'
Icesong gossips 'Thanks Sarie'
Sarien gossips 'See? That's better.. Mushu.. you owe me a dollar.. she CAN learn to do tricks.'

Vic gossips 'shit, there goes the mud, Gane logged in'

Suddenly the clouds gather and it begins to rain cashew nuts!

Magnum XL, for the larger than normal man.

Alicat answers 'if in doubt, wear one of each....sure you'll look silly and unaccessorized, but that's ok...you're a guy'

Vic answers 'I turn 27 in just over a day'
Ganesha gossips 'vic is over the hill...'
Vic gossips '*nod* *sniff*'

Alicat answers 'i'll...*pant pant wheeze* wrap this cane right around *wheeze* yer gawddamn head'

Someone answers 'If it weren't illegal, I'd shoot myself in the head.'
Maarek answers 'attempting it isnt illegal'
Magnum questions 'And what could they possibly do if they caught you?'
Magnum questions 'Abuse your corpse?'
Vic answers 'kill you again'

Rossarian says 'hey you're funny. SHUT UP.'

Mim flirts happily with Rossarian, fluttering her eyelashes at him.
Mushu says 'youre flirting with a man who has a second brain in his ass'
Mushu tsks at Mim.
Rossarian says 'You should see how well it lets me dance.'

Macrowave gossips 'and.. I've got a handful of Monistat 7 for some reason..'
Macrowave gossips 'my monistat 7 is an explosive!'

Alicat gossips '*pops a champange cork and plugs Kaji squarely in the forehead* whoops...up the fiddle, Mr. Bosun'

Nugget jests 'what you drinkin over there baby... you wanna try a penis colosus?'

Mushu gossips 'ooooh cast create spring! what would i do without thee!'
Mushu gossips 'shall i compare thee to a summers day?'
Mushu gossips '*goes off frolicking*'
Alicat gossips 'ok...who let Mushu into the beer? there she goes creating water again'

Alicat gossips 'i'm am ambisexual walnut, especially after last night'

Kaevin gossips 'You give prenuptial agreement to Alicat.'
Kaevin gossips 'Alicat doesn't look like itself anymore...'

Froggy gossips 'this is exactly what I'm talking about.. dogs and cats living together, the whole world going nutso!'

Mushu gossips 'we elves have no hormones... really! >.>'
Kaevin gossips 'SO lie, mushu. SO lie.'
Alicat gossips 'we noticed from Sarien'

Kaevin gossips 'god, im a dick.'

Someone rambles 'anyone think that its worth going someplace where you have to start in san francisco, stop at new york, stop at vienna, and end up in karkow? then coming back form warsaw, stop at vienna, stop at washington dc, and end up at san fransisco?
Someone rambles 'or am i just insane?'
Shayde rambles 'judging by the polish sounding Warsaw, I'm guessing that Someone is Mushu, and in that case, yes you are just insane.'
Someone rambles 'so its not worth it?'
Shayde rambles 'oh, I'd say it was worth it.'
Shayde rambles 'but you're still insane.'

Froggy gossips 'why am I in this field? and where are my clothes?'

Froggy gossips 'big ol fly in here, anyone got a flyswatter?'
Froggy gossips 'or a small caliber automatic pistol??'

Froggy gossips 'where am I???'
Spitzka gossips 'new york'

Someone gossips 'I've known EA members that were older than you.'
Froggy gossips 'yeah, well you're older than that burrito I found in the fridge the other day'
Froggy gossips 'man, that was scary'
Someone gossips 'That's a LIE'
Maarek gossips 'how about the hamburger under the bed?'
Someone gossips 'That thing has seen the days of the dinosaurs.'

Someone gossips 'Icesong.. We've formed a council, and sadly.. I've been elected as the one.. to inform you that you make little to no sense.. and henceforth.. we wish to dub you.. Non-Sequitor.'

Alicat gossips 'i think he wants more attention...a cattle prod should suffice'

Someone says 'People are going to be up shit creek, if it turns out that the real head of this stuff is Zeus.'

Alicat gossips '*streaking nekkid kitten aura*'

Kaevin gossips 'ima mostly harmless'

Kaevin tells you 'you got expelled. i was fingerin yer durty laundry ;)'

Mushu gossips '"mushu! grow your penis safely and naturally!" .. i didnt know i had a penis'

Froggy gossips 'I gotta pee like a racehorse on crack'

Alicat gossips 'had an iv bag too, but it popped when i forced too much coffee through'

Alicat gossips 'for my birthday, i want a stomach shunt, funnel and 5 gallons of dark coffee'
Kaevin gossips 'why not just replace your blood like keith richards does?'
Alicat gossips 'too lazy'

Froggy gossips 'I lost mine, I think it froze off'

Macrowave gossips 'oh, btw.. along the sins thing.. I'd tell you my favorite, but it seems like just too much work for me.'

Kaevin gossips 'are you logging this, mushu?'
Kaevin gossips 'you better.'
Kaevin gossips 'id kick the fuck out of you, but am too lazy'

Alicat gossips 'a guy remembered something a female said?'
Alicat gossips 'well, bound to be a first for everything'

Alicat gossips 'kinda reminds me of an albino catfish i once owned'
Alicat gossips 'called it cocaine'
Alicat gossips 'it would swim super fast all over the place, then stop and drift to the bottom..first time it happened i thought it was dead'
Alicat gossips 'i was about to get the little net out, when it started zipping around again...figured it just had a crash and got a fix'
Alicat gossips 'that fish really got me in trouble when my roomie and i got raided...there were rumors of cocaine being in our dorm room'
Alicat gossips 'having that napalm paper weight prolly wasn't the brightest idea i could have had then'

Seamer gossips 'koalas and kangaroos are dangerous'
Seamer gossips 'they eat people'
Seamer gossips 'who'd know better, a tourist in a tourist spot or a local who has to defend daily?'

Palatino gossips 'I have a calc test thats going to rape me tomorrow'

Flatscan rambles 'you know what else is a rush? Drowning.'

Palatino rambles 'if you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library'
Alia rambles 'now if you go to the college library...you will LEARN how to get laid

The world hates you!

Spitzka gossips 'i laugh at people all the time, if you laugh at people, they dont laugh at you cause they think you are insane and you are safe'

Rossarian says 'i'm alive, just not moving'

Rossarian says 'tried my super tofu and dip yet?'
Rossarian nudges Mim.
Ganesha says 'it will kill you'

### Sadly, BladeII was killed by ()

Mushu says 'whee, enviornmental sites are fun to read'
Ganesha nods happily at Mushu.
Ganesha says 'I have a solution'
Ganesha says 'pave over all the land'
Ganesha says 'if there is no eviroment, there is no need to save it'
Mim nods happily.
Mim says 'my neighbor still denies global warming'
Ganesha says 'plastic trees'
Ganesha nods happily.
Ganesha says 'people will deny it even if new york is under 200 feet of water'
Ganesha says 'saying it could be natural'

Rossarian says 'FLYING TACKLE LUNGE DEATH LEAP THING'

Poledra gossips 'a giant theif...aren't giants a little conspicious to be thieves?'
Eldoran gossips 'Well, someone has to do the BIG jobs.'

Mushu gossips 'back'
Someone gossips 'where'd you go?'
Mushu gossips 'well, at first i wanted to go to kajis house, but then i decided to crawl up your butt'
Mushu gossips 'but it smelled in there, so i decided to go home'

Wynomina gossips 'Uhm.. Fur doesn't fly..'
MarsPoet gossips 'Sure it does, ask Snagatt.'

### Sadly, Mush has been killed by a bolt of lightning. Godlike lightning. BIG Godlike lightning. Gee, he must have annoyed someone...

Seamer answers '"have mudsex with me" "no" "cast 'change mind' sexychick"'

### Sadly, Tardling turns into a duck
Tardling gossips 'Qvak!'

### No Depressy music allowed.

Spank gossips 'who needs batteries when you have a lubbable monkey'

Eloko gossips '*flash Vic* more scared?'
Vic gossips 'that was the most frightening thing I've ever seen'
Eloko gossips 'took you long enough to answer'
Vic gossips 'my vision had to return so I could type'

Kajiote gossips 'that's ... aaah aaaaaaaaah *gouges out her eyes* *stabs a burning q-tip in her ear*

Kajiote says 'speaking of -sex- I'm going to go burn my vagina out'

Someone gossips 'sorry.. it can't be beat.. she's becoming my mistress or something.. I'm not really clear on the particulars.... I'm almost sure that "Give them to me or I'll punch you in the nose" is wolf for "I'll be your mistress gladly"'

Alicat gossips 'after mom detonated a turkey when i was a kid, dad always did thanksgiving dinner'
Alicat gossips 'mom, though i love her dearly, burns water'

### Tragedy has left the game.
Alicat gossips 'how tragic'

ATTN No good mortals, please type help multiassist. if you don't know what's in there.
Mushu says 'you should flatten their ass'
Alicat gossips 'was someone doing something....naughty?'
Ganesha says 'lets see how long it take for him to figure out I made him drop all'

Thengel blinks innocently at Mushu.
Mushu happily blinks innocently at Thengel.
Thengel blinks innocently at Mushu.
Mushu happily blinks innocently at Thengel.
Thengel blinks innocently at Mushu.
Mushu happily blinks innocently at Thengel.
Thengel blinks innocently at Mushu.
Mushu happily falls down laughing.

Palatino gossips 'so is this place still run by those canadians?'
Rossarian gossips 'Worse.  The Belgians got a hold of it.'

Rossarian shouts 'still the geekiest! Go me!'
Palatino shouts 'why, are you a huge nerd?'
Rossarian shouts 'Geek, not nerd, you plebe!'

Mushu says 'back'
Rossarian cheers and sings... he is just BURSTING with joy!
Rossarian says 'My heart swells!'
Mushu says 'i cracked my back the wrong way and its painful'
Rossarian says 'yes, my heart, HEART.'
Rossarian says 'better than breaking a back I suppose.'

Maarek shouts 'how would you explain voltages to a person from the 15th century?'
Brutopia gossips 'by rubbing your feet on a carpet and then touching their ear lobe'

Rossarian says 'indeed, much like the dinosaurs, I have a 2nd brain in my buttocks.'

Rossarian says 'awoo! The love of my mud life!'

Rexy gossips '*Munches on Luxemburg*'

Mushu gossips 'it got all quiet'
Poledra gossips 'ya, i was gonna say "10 bucks says it gets quiet now" after icesong left, but i assumed that someone would talk just to spite me'

Someone gossips 'I'm on it'
Eloko gossips 'the rag?'
Someone gossips 'oh you are so clever...'

Seamer gossips 'mooshoe must be feeling sick...i saw a "seamer"

Rexy gossips 'Huray i just Shot a Condom on one of those Pop up banners....'
Mushu gossips '...'
Rexy gossips 'I regret ever saying that.'

Spank gossips 'man'
Spank gossips 'they gangbanged my beagle'
Spank gossips 'all three of them at once..'
Spank gossips 'poor thing didn't stand a chance'

Poledra gossips 'greetings new comers'
Dolndarien's hormones rage: }} I'm Coming, I'm coming! {{

Spank gossips 'die nomad! die!'
Poledra gossips 'run nomad! run!'

Someone gossips 'poledra are you vomiting for my sake, or for mush's?'
Poledra gossips 'for the sake of mankind?'

Abbalion gossips '"I'm going to put my evil inside of you."'
Abbalion gossips 'why is it that when i quoted that, "You feel less righteous" pops up?'

Someone rambles 'This place is a veritable gay grand central station'

Nichole, the sultan's favorite rambles '*goose* Shomushoooit'

Kajiote tells you 'okay.... (note to self: keep Mushu in porta-puppy kennel...release when threatened)

Rossarian gossips 'oooOOOoOoo a spooky scary not-alive shaaaadowwww'
Rossarian gossips 'creeeeepy!'
Nugget gossips 'shush, you'

>> Fate << Rossarian calls 'don't feel bad, asian alleged pork product!'

Rossarian gossips 'Hey, I heard once that if you eat a poppyseed bun, you can test positive for opium'
Rossarian gossips '.. okay I didn't hear that, I just made it up.  But I bet it's true!'

Spitzka says 'i mean i heard you were easy, not as easy as kaji, but still easy'
Mim says 'don't listen to him darling, he is just bitter because he is a virgin.'
Spitzka says 'as oppose to mim, who has seen more shaft than an elevator'

MushEw gossips 'Hey mister, got any drugs?  I am willing to trade *wink* for it'

Mim gossips 'if you love somebody why not set them on fire'

Spitzka tells you 'night mushu, i tell you i saw a license plate with mushu on it the other day and thought of you?

Mushu shouts 'he just wants to see the girls "dance" on the poles *tsk ross*'
Rossarian shouts 'Poles?  I'm canadian, not polish!  Dance on the canadians!'

Alia shouts 'I swear on the soul of my father, Inigo Montoya, that if I ever get a DVD player, that will be the first movie that I buy'
Rossarian shouts 'My name is Inigo Montoya, you sold me a crappy DVD player, prepare to die.'

Rossarian shouts 'computers are not magic boxes!  They are just devices for manipulating voltages!'
Someone shouts 'And what is voltage?'
Someone shouts 'MAGIC!'
Rossarian shouts 'You are clearly an unsophisticated thinker!'

Kajiote gossips '*swoon* I'm gonna be afk again, but this time for -reals- because I need to go choose something sexy-looking for when I see the most perfect person in the UNIVERSE again... *runs off dancing and singing*'
Nugget gossips 'damnit kaji im not coming over again! im married now!'

Mim rambles 'What's yer trash smell like, Nugget?'
Nugget rambles 'trash? youd be better off asking what the floor smells like'
Nugget rambles 'but to answer yer question sex and candy :)'
Mim rambles 'it smells like Marcy Playground's only hit?'

Mush rambles 'nothing like telling the girl scouts that come to your door "you're having a pot party, ask your parents if you can stay."'

Nugget rambles 'children are the ultimate evil, unless specificly bred for sale.'

Alicat gossips 'although the drool aspect could counteract the flammability of the average person'

Maarek gossips 'ive held my finer to a lighter for around a minute'
Maarek gossips '*shrug* then again, i have heavily callaused hands'
Midnyte gossips 'well, Maarek, I think that would make you slightly stupid'
Maarek gossips 'i was proving a point actually, and got 5 bucks'
Midnyte gossips 'okay more than slightly stupid'

[ 12] Toben: ...birthday...
Sun Dec 15 14:46:54 2002
To: All Eloko
you going to watch (legally now)
or perform?

Kajiote questions 'Are or aren't monkies equipped to sing?'
Alicat answers 'no they are not....half of em are dead, one's a jockey, and who knows where the big balding one is'

Ironcloud gossips 'I always wish I could be that funny.  what did I miss?'
Kajiote gossips 'your momma'
Ironcloud gossips 'True, I need a stronger catapult'

### Sadly, Mushu was killed by Summer Fun Cthulhu

Seamer answers '"have mudsex with me" "no" "cast 'change mind' sexychick"'

### Sadly, Tardling turns into a duck
Tardling gossips 'Qvak!'

### Sadly, Mush has been killed by a bolt of lightning. Godlike lightning. BIG Godlike lightning. Gee, he must have annoyed someone...

Mim MUSIC: 'big mouth, lalala big mouth, and the flames rose, to her roman nose and her hearing aid started to melt'

Kaevin gossips 'start walkin on the streets people, the sidewalks arent safe'

Rossarian rambles '"Can someone please tell me why she is famous when she's by all objective measures a disgusting, pigeon-throated gutter slut? "  -- The Filthy Critic, on Madonna'

Someone gossips 'she plays rincewind, got the beard for it and everything.  Kaji, the bearded lady of cali'

Nugget gossips 'oh, btw herpe b-day mushu'

Nugget gossips '*TuRnSmUsHu'SvOlUmEdIaLdOwNaLiTtLeBiTcUzSoMePeOpLeGoTsEnSiTiVeEaRs*'

Mushu gossips 'ill give you a snake'
Mushu gossips 'a snake youll never forGET

Mushu gossips '*SUPERDOOPERLOVERSBITCHSLAPNUGGETHOPESYOUDIEYOUBITCHKINGFUKICK*'

Kajiote *EXPLODES* all over you.
Bits of blood, guts, and other stuff falls on you.
Which is a change of Vic's ejuculate falling on you, like normal.

Eloko gossips 'Kajiote wields your FACE.'

Mushu gossips '*boggle kaji*'
Kajiote gossips '*boggles your FACE*'

Mushu gossips '*flashes vic again just to see what he will do this time*'
Kajiote gossips 'MUSHU!! you said those were for me ONLY'
Kajiote gossips '*cry* *runs off crying*'
Kajiote gossips '*runs into a wall*'
Mushu gossips '.. im SORRY!'
Kajiote gossips '*explodes*'

Seamer gossips 'there was a vegan strongman competition last week, entrants had to tear their way out of a wet paper bag...the inaugural event was cancelled after 75% of participants failed'

Kajiote gossips '*monkey* Spank'

Eloko gossips 'ROFL! "Virgin mobile is spankingly proud to sponser..."'

Mushu shouts 'SARIEN IS ROBBING THE CRADDLE!'
Maarek shouts 'what else is new?'

Seamer gossips '"who are you?" "saint nicholas" "saint dickless?  ahuh!"'

Nugget gossips 'haurk.... that sunds like they noise my cat makes sometime'
Nugget gossips '*MMMEEEEOOOOWWLLLLL *haurk haurk* *eat vomit* *haurk**'
Nugget's hormones rage: }} *haurk* *eat snake* {{

Kajiote gossips 'and then the open mic and I was talkin' to the biggest hippie I ever met, because as we all know hippies are a rare and endangered species now

Kajiote rambles 'My nipples could cut diamonds!'

Nugget gossips 'knock knock'
Poledra gossips 'who's there'
Nugget gossips 'yukon jack'
Poledra gossips 'yukon jack who'
Nugget gossips 'yukon jack off if ya want to but were going to the gang bang!'

Someone gossips '"I SPECIFICALLY SAID... I WANTED THE GREEN ONES!!" *slaps m&m's*'

### Damina has entered the game.
Rossarian gossips 'allo Damina, welcome to As the Mud Turns'

You hear the distinct sound of Mariachi music coming from your ass.
You learn from your mistakes, and your Mariachi ass-band improves.

Pita answers 'I will say absolutely nothing involving the words "sloppy" and "seconds".

<font size = "7" color = "yellow"> BOO! </font>

Kaevin gossips 'yeah, I'm tryin to say I cant type to save my life"

Someone gossips 'You  FOUL FIEND!... I failed!... how DARE you keep nosummon on!... That's ok though I will hunt you down the hard way and spell you up to DEATH.

Soapbox gossips 'I would never let MY bitch monkey set criteria'

Kajiote gossips 'I want sarilings'

Soapbox gossips 'I miss eloko!'

Someone gossips 'woo, shoot people, eat donuts, give pretty girls a break on speeding tix!

Mushu says '"holy shit! my virgin ears"'
Ganesha says 'don't let people fuck you in the ears'
Ganesha says 'WRONG HOLE'
Ganesha happily pokes Mushu in the ribs.

NecroDude gossips 'Backies!!!
NecroDude gossips 'No one cares about the fact that I returned alive from the comatose state of AFK?
Someone gossips 'No.'
NecroDude gossips 'Ah.'

Scooby gossips 'what the?'
Scooby gossips 'why  did it say melissa protects scooby?'
Mushu gossips 'because youre on crack'
Scooby gossips '?'
Mushu gossips 'oh, you didnt know?'
Scooby gossips 'no'
Mushu gossips 'well, i guess you do now'
Scooby gossips 'what does it mean?'

NecroDude tells you 'I'm so sorry for killing stanley I didnt see you there because I'm blind and stupid and accidently woke up all the sleepy pirates and almost got killed and PLEASE DONT HOLD IT AGAINST ME!!!!'

Scooby gossips '*licks his 'nads*
Someone gossips 'scoob knows how to make an impression with the ladies. ;)'

Someone gossips 'im a dog so i can only do dogs or wolves'
Poledra gossips 'you're a dwarf'

Someone tells you 'ignore it.. so if you took over the world, you would declare the world a single country named poland... big deal.. at least it wouldn't be like 45000 small countries named like "Clownsylvania!" and "Happy Shiney Place.. WITH GOL

Ganesha gossips 'gecho &shout& Regan shouts 'We've just outlawed bad movies. The boming of Hollywood starts in 5 minutes.''
Ganesha gossips 'U()#R*()*()#$*\'
Ganesha gossips 'FUCK'

>> Fate << Mim calls 'three out of four M's chose Fate  (whois M)'
[46  Fate   Mag] Mushu is drowning in the mainstream! *gurgle*
[91  Fate   Mag] Magius...
[74  Fate   LDR] Mim got sauce       (tanbi)
[91  Night  Mag] Mush is a leper, outcast unclean!
>> Fate <<Mushu calls 'its the british invasion, FATE STYLE!'
>> Fate << Mim calls 'yeah bay-bee'

### Psycho has entered the game.
Mim gossips 'heh, and everyone thinks of their ex when Psycho logs on!'

Rossarian jests '"Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck up my bum."'
Rossarian jests '"I have some cream for that"'

Jokey Smurf jests 'Rexy is just SMURFY!'

Mim says 'VOTE'
Mushu says 'vote? what?'
Mim says 'when yer old enuf'
Mim says 'just make sure you vote for Sadam'
Mim says 'bcs otherwise you'll get put in jail'

Neuromancer gossips 'hrmmm.'
Mim gossips 'mmmrh'
Mim gossips 'Good hrmming your illustrious Neuromancerings.'

Mim says 'my dog got a credt card the other day'

Hemoglobin gossips 'someone come heal me, I'm on the street of the gods, garion, in UD ... ... :)    you can't live without your hemoglobin'
Hemoglobin gossips 'or Not... *cry* You all hate me, I knew it..  I work and slave and give you oxygen and keep you ALIVE, but when I need help?'
Hemoglobin gossips 'No, you just ABANDON ME!  Leave me to die on the streets of the UD'

Kajiote gossips 'I'm cold and naked... *shiver*'
Mushu gossips 'ive never asked kajiote if she- oh my'
Kajiote gossips '*cackle* *cackle more* *cold cackle* *frozen cackle* *pain*'
Kajiote gossips '*more pain.. painilly pain pain painilly pain*'
Kajiote gossips '*explode*'

Someone gossips '*gasp* A Celebrity Sighting!.. Mushu just flew by me!'
Someone gossips '*takes pictures*'

Someone gossips '*flash forward to later that evening*  *sarien sits in the shower rocking back and forth muttering how the filth won't come off*'

Someone gossips 'He's just mad because I cut his balls off yesterday.'

ATTENTION
Person with licence number K9GD-84, be advised that you have a hole in your pants.

Wynomina gossips 'I have a philosophy question for everyone.'
Mush gossips 'the answer is "x"'

Mush jests '"noone in thier right mind would attack iraq....oh shit son of Bush is in offi.....*booooooom*"'

Someone jests 'this guy walks into Svennson's Laundrey to get his shirts pressed... and an elderly Chinese gentleman waited on him.'
Someone jests 'the guy says where Svennson?.. .the Chinese guy says I'm Svennson.'
Someone jests 'the guy looks at Svennson, and says but you look so chinese - they guy says yeah, I immigrated here just last year...'
Someone jests 'the guy says so - how did you get the name Svennson?'
Someone jests 'Svennson say well, I was in line on Ellis Island, and the guy ahead of me got asked... what is your name?'
Someone jests 'and he said Svennson.'
Someone jests 'then when it was my turn, I was asked what is your name... and I said Sam Ting.'
Seamer jests 'i was waiting for the punchline, and now i wonder why ;)'
Boo! Hiss! I banish thee to the ICEY wastelands.

Kajiote rambles 'Flesh-eating plants don't scare the Thundercats!'

### Etan has left the game.
{IC} Shalana: 'PARTY TIME !!! :)'

Someone orders you to '. Pass me the bonbons damnit'
Shomooit gossips 'Pass me the bonbons damnit'

Vic gossips 'which one is wearing the leather?'
Macrowave gossips 'I do I do'

Eloko gossips 'if I get too high, I'll just delete'

### Connection closed by foreign cheese sandwich.
Mush gossips 'with sexy results?'

Dolndarien gossips 'I'll play with my own enchant, thank you.'

>> Fate << Dolndarien calls '*strokes his log*'

(A MadRom(tm) Bug) QWEST: * The city is ours!! *
(Mush) QWEST: * fuck it, it's yours. *
(Mush) QWEST: * wait...I mean...how dare you! *
(Mush) QWEST: * band together brothers and sisters, and disband this encouragable villan! *
(A MadRom(tm) Bug) QWEST: * The city is ours!! *
(Mush) QWEST: * I'll be right behind you....really...just start... *

>> Shadw << Someone calls 'you two try to behave eh?.. I'm gonna go shoot some people.'

Kajiote gossips 'so Vamps are Shadows bitchez?'
Kajiote gossips 'naughty and just... weird'

Kajiote gossips 'you were *almost* married once to an insane stalker whore!'
Kajiote gossips 'that's so adventurous!'

MarsPoet rambles 'Nothin' in the bakery world more dangerous than a three day old bagel. *nod*'

Vic gossips 'I'm the king of cuddle'

Yamato gossips 'later everyone, gotta go, the wolverines are attacking the house again'

Someone gossips 'who are you, the shomooit praise patrol?'

Vic gossips 'Coulter, Shomoo smokes, weighs 350 lbs and likes to wear moomoo's and spandex'
Shomooit gossips '... well... maybe the spandex and moomoo's *shifty eyes*'

Kajiote gossips 'I can't drink my milk!!!'

Shomooit gossips 'i moo-ed?'

Rexy gossips 'shomooit youre logging this Right?'

Rosalyn gossips 'please leave a message and he'll get back to you after he is not naked anymore.

Rossarian gossips 'One day some little kid is going to get eaten by a monster, and it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT'

Rossarian gossips 'No, don't destroy the pin Shomoo!  How will angels dance on it now!?

Chronepsis gossips 'Plus I'm a zombie dragon I figure none of you really want to be drinking out of a fountain and find one of my eyes or something floating there'

Bits of Kaji rain down on your head as she explodes all over the mud.
Bits of mushroom falls on you, it is obvious that Kaji had Pizza for lunch today.

Remember to use protection.  You have mudsex with every person they have mudsex with.
And someone, somewhere, had mudsex with Ross and you dont want any of that disease.

Rossarian gossips 'You do know that Shomooit is a crack whore, and muds from the public library, right? That she weights about 90 pounds, and most of that is swelling in her feet?'
Rossarian gossips 'You are hitting on the WRONG GIRL!'
Yfandes gossips 'and she's bald'

### Sadly, Sarien was pkilled by Spitzka.
### Sadly, Kajiote was pkilled by Spitzka.

Mush gossips 'I'm a battering battered wife/mush'

Someone gossips 'That's why Shomooit lives with me.. and Mush is in his Night halfway house over there'

Spitzka gossips 'when sarien is the good parent, you know things are fucked up'

Dodes gossips 'mushu my sexy prawn cocktail of love'

Shomooit gossips 'i have no children... i have no husband... heck! im not even 17!'
Shomooit gossips 'feeeeeel piiiiiityyyyyy'

Spitzka answers 'isnt big breasted elf an oxymoron?'

Nanny Shortbread gossips 'poor poor little shmooit.'
Nanny Shortbread gossips 'Come to your nanny and she will make it all better'

Mush answers 'I'll switch to plastic coathangers when you make me mad, I promise.'

### Sadly, Shomooit was killed by Pressure.

Mush gossips 'Shalana Behind the scenes! "too hot for the MadRom" lets see what she does behind the prying eyes of the mud. EVILLLLL'

Shayde answers 'looks like her arm, hand, and the better half of her skull chose Sarien'

Mush answers 'paternity test?!?! is the another mush in your life, AND the big breasted elves?!'

Mush gossips 'Sarien I want a divorce, it's just not working out.'

{IC} Alicat: 'The crowd has started fighting and it looks like, yes..a hockey game has commenced in the bleachers. Oh the humanity!'

Mush answers 'sharp as a marble Rexy is.'

Kajiote rambles 'VIC'S THE MUD WHORE!'

Mush gossips 'drugs, gay sex, trash cans as homes, what kinda message is that sending?'

Mush gossips 'this leather doesn't breathe well, good thing I've got gimp insurance.'

Mushu rambles '"you want soup?" "no" "why not" "because im not hungry" "why arent you hungry?" AAAAAAH!"
Mush rambles 'when parents go bad, next Jerry springer'
Yfandes rambles 'you just ate a yard full of grass is why'
Yfandes rambles 'you just ate your history test'
Yfandes rambles 'you're fasting for religious reasons'
Mush rambles 'that or, "when the aliens beamed me up, they gave me supplements that last months, so much for your crappy cooking, mom."'

Rossarian gossips 'those months should be updated too. i want to see "Month of the graceless camel" or "Month of the receding hairline"

Pixie questions 'what else do I get at this level?'
Mush answers 'sarcastic answers.'

Rexy gossips 'Mush everyone knows Israeli taxi drivers are insane'

Toben gossips '*blows honker*'
Kajiote gossips '*gasp!*'
Kajiote gossips 'Toben!! Can't you that thing in private?'
Toben tells you '*blows honker* =)'

Toben gossips 'oh great, another night of dress the straight woman'

Thisnthat auctions 'sex change isnt a spell, its a way of life'

Mushu creeps up on you and covers you in a floofy tortilla!!!

Rossarian shouts 'god is such a cop-out!'
God shouts 'Come on SEVEN'

Rossarian says 'the viruses will kill us all first'
Rossarian shouts 'DAMN YOU, RNA!  DAAAMMNNN YOUUUUUUU!'

Someone gossips 'Sarien, you make rexy look cool'

Who da man?! Yoda man!

Yamato gossips 'c acid run, run acid run.'

Mush jests 'what's the definition of confusion?'
Mush jests 'lesbians in a fishmarket.'

Kajiote jests '185 mules walk into a bar, the bar tender says "sorry we don't serve mules here" and the 185 mules say "man, you just tryin' to make us look like a buncha jackasses, huh?"'

Kajiote jests '185 houses walk into a bar, the bar tender says "sorry we don't serve houses here" and the 185 houses say "hey, donchoo reco'nize us, homes?"'

Kajiote jests '185 shoes walk into a bar, the bar tender says "sorry we don't serve shoes here" so the 185 shoes say "man you just don't see us for our true soles"'

Kajiote rambles 'the weird thing about it is I -have- done more dangerous stuff, but when I know I'm willingly getting myself into that situation it's scarier'
Alicat rambles 'kinda like matrimony'

Mush jests 'a baby seal walks into a club *rimshot*'

Mush jests 'testes....one, two....testes testes, one two...three?*feedback*'

Mim rambles 'cold beaches are cool if yer not washing up on 'em'

Darryl orders you to '. Sorry, I get confused some time... it's the opium.'

Darryl orders you to '. err... I want a pet billy-goat for dirty purposes.'

>> Fate << Rossarian calls 'I fear your life-locating powers! *worship*'

Kajiote gossips 'pudding?!  PUDDING?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON, MAN?!
Macrowave gossips 'I'm on pudding, man!'

Kajiote tells you '... so ... he's submissive and I'm dominant?  i smell money >:)

Kajiote gossips 'anyway I only actually wait outside Shomoo's window every other night...'
JadeSaber gossips 'but you hide in the good bushes and then I'm left with the shoddy mailboxes or something.'
Kajiote gossips 'okay okay...you'll get the bushes this weekend :('

JadeSaber gossips 'who shot who in the what now?'

Someone gossips 'I just HAD to report the bug where I could kill people, didn't I?'
JadeSaber gossips 'But as soon as you kill that first moron, it's so hard to stop....'
JadeSaber gossips 'before you know it you've slaughtered half the western seaboard...'

Eloko gossips 'FateROM'
Eloko gossips 'all fates, all the time'

Eloko gossips 'I have a penis!'

Dolndarien jests 'Eloko's code puts out... Pass it on!'

[ 30] Dolndarien: My statement...
Mon Nov 11 11:37:44 2002
To: all
Contrary to CNN's Headline News reports.

I am NOT hungover.

That is all.

### NOW IS THE TIME ON MADROM WHEN WE TALK ABOUT DURLAN!

Mattz gossips 'if ive said it once, ive said it a million times...kill wynomina'

Rossarian gossips '... I thought you said you are all rubber. I was so disappointed to see it was uber. :('

Mushu rambles 'california should be its own state, man'
Mushu rambles 'and oregon, washington and alaska too'

Mattz rambles 'what did the walrus have in commone with the Ziploc Bag'
Mattz rambles 'they both like a tight seal'

Kajiote gossips 'okay...but for real, I have cow tits to get milk, don't need no dirty humans...afk'

Someone rambles 'woah.. when did Neuro get so big?'
Ganesha rambles 'Steriods'

Mush gossips 'I've still got my first paycheck stub at home...from mcD's back in 1990.'

(the cityguard) QWEST: * Midgaard is under attack!! *
(Mush) QWEST: * screw you, I hope they take it over. *

Mushu gossips 'MADMAN!'
Rexy gossips '*Looks Left* *Looks Right*
Rexy gossips 'You going crazy again Mushu?'
Mushu gossips 'yeah, nothing to worry about though'
Mushu gossips 'you wont need that jacket this time'
Rexy gossips 'You said that last time too'
Mushu gossips 'oh! i did? hrm...'
Rexy gossips 'And we all remember what happened then don't we? *Glances towards the nearby closed down fast food store*'
Mushu gossips 'then maybe you will need it, heh'
Mushu gossips '*shifty eyes*
Rexy gossips '*peer*
Mushu gossips 'O.O'
Mushu gossips '*RUNS*
Rexy gossips '*Pulls out a tranquilizer rifle* *Fires* *Misses and hits a big fat person... i mean Bear*'
Mushu gossips '*laughs hysterically*
Rexy gossips '*Fires again while Mushu is distracted by the falling fat man... i mean bear*'
Mushu gossips '*EEP*'
Rexy gossips '*Straps Mushu up in that Jacket*'
Rexy gossips '*Puts her in the back of the truck and signals the driver to drive away*'
Rexy gossips '*Panicks as the truck loses control and flips over less than a mile later* *Starts running as he sees Mushu kicking the door of the truck down*'

Ganesha gossips 'Or you can vote for the candidates you think will screw the economy even more, more people out of jobs = less traffic'

Real Men Eat Wheat.

Shapeshifter gossips 'Did you eat the "funny" tuna?'

Rossarian says 'alas, a compliment gone astray is like a hug that turns into a cracked rib, the worst kind of tragedy'
Rossarian sobs in misery.

Toadie gossips 'lets not tie up gossip, Sarien needs it right now'

Esperath gossips 'I am not a computer.  You are a computer.  An armadillo is a device that returns to your hand when thrown.'

NecroDude questions 'Think I could take universe man?'
Mim answers 'Take him where?  Take him out?  Why are you asking us?'
Mim answers 'You NEED to be asking HIM.'

Spitzka says 'you are out of my league zoot, breathing and not blind'

Zoot says 'don't worry Kaji, just means spitz won't steal him from you.'

Kajiote gossips 'I'm sexy'
Kajiote gossips 'and so is Sexy.. I mean Calvin'

Nyk jests 'Madman isn't wearing any pants!  Look at his third leg!'

Macrowave gossips '*cough*'
Yamato gossips 'you forgot to turn your head Macro'

Thank you PacMan, but the princess is in another castle.

Poly gossips 'KUNG-FU GRIP BACK FLIP FLYING TONGUE SLOBBERING!'

Mushu MUSIC: 'DEF LEPPARD!!!!!'
Kajiote MUSIC: 'BLIND CHIHUAHUA'

Mush gossips 'Hobbes would smack the crap outta him for pissing on a chevy.'

The sea hag gossips 'Blah Blah Blah, This is my Kajiote impression.  I'm just a loudmouth.  I butt in where I'm not wanted, because nobody wants me almost anywhere.  Blah Blah Blah, I'm smart and clever.  Look at me, because if you don't, I become a larger moron u'
The sea hag gossips 'until you do.'

### Yous has entered the game.
Kajiote gossips 'hey yous'
Kajiote gossips 'haha!!'
Mushu gossips 'oh god, the wit, it kills'

Icesong gossips 'ah the joy of being a slacker underachiver and just going to a junior college out of highschool..'
Kajiote gossips 'ah the joy of having a real future and working to attain my goal and being content with myself and my position in life...'

Ganesha says 'Number one search string used to find my site'
Ganesha says 'ways to kill someone'
Ganesha says 'those aren't even key words'

### Sadly, You are all gonna be zombies. Food for worms.

Ganesha gossips 'spitzka is here'
Someone gossips 'spitzka is here'
Someone gossips 'spitzka is here'
Legato gossips 'spitzka is here'
Someone gossips 'spitzka is here'
Reighne gossips 'spitzka is here'

You grovel in the fuckin dirt before Kajiote.

Mushu gossips '*gets her bracelet caught in her laptop*'
Someone gossips 'Don't do that, Mushu.. it's dangerous.. You could put an I out.'

Rexy gossips 'damn computer crashed and ate my lab report'

Mushu gossips' are you a swede battlehammer?'
Battlehammer gossips 'what did you think I was?'
Mushu gossips 'um... a battle hammer?'

### Sadly, Crash is fuckin scared stiff. And he means that in the literal sense.

### Sadly, Toadie has no brain.

Shit  usually hits the fan  when crashy is around eh

### Sadly, Mim does have more evil power than even I. *bow* *shiver* *cower* before the mighty MIM!

It begins to rain. Arioch's Blood.

Toadie tells you 'want to feed me?'
Toadie tells you 'Giiive Meee BRaiisnsns'

This hour has 22 minutes.

Anders gossips 'no swedes here either I guess?'
Mushu gossips 'swedes? HA, no'
Mushu gossips 'aussies?'
Mushu gossips 'canadians?'
Anders gossips 'I knew there was something wrong with this place'

Frodo gossips '*meow*'

Eloko gossips 'Hey Vickles'
Vic gossips 'ewww'
Vic gossips 'leave my vickle alone'

Alicat gossips 'Vic's is the only cough drop that actually _gives_ you a chest cold'

Mushu gossips 'IM HYPER! *BEEP BEEP BEEP* *WARNING WARNING*'

Kajiote says 'Madman.. he's so dreamy'

A rainbow samari show you its 'O' Face.  Ohhhhhh, OhHhHH!

Happily Kajiote has given birth to septuplets. So much for virginity. Maybe she should change her name to Mary.

### Sadly, Gallahad was fuckin vaped, by Gallahad.

Crash gossips 'heh well there are limits, i am after all lev 99, not 100'
Gallahad gossips 'hmm for instance i can do other neat things'
Gallahad gossips 'like this'
Gallahad has restored you.

A deluded prankster gossips 'what does a nun say after sex?'
A deluded prankster gossips 'get off of me father, you are crushing my rosary.'

Gallahad humps your leg like a little puppy with two peckers.

Kajiote gossips 'no no not before marriage... *virginity aura*'
Gallahad gossips 'suuuuuure'
Kajiote gossips ':)_'
Kajiote gossips 'er :) even'
Kajiote gossips 'haha!  I make the freudian slip'

You fall onto your knees and worship Kajiote in a most profane manner.

Someone says" Mind if i tag along?
Dolndarien gossips 'That was a crappy gecho.'
Everyones a fuckin critic =)

You are horny.
Dolndarien gossips 'Damn, he knows me so well'
It begins to rain.
Nakid women.
They are however hobbits, and have beards.

WongFeiHong gossips 'it isn't the wimpy problem...and yes my wimpy has been set since i made level 2...the tick rate on this mud doesn't like me...but that's okay i'm use to it. *smile*

Neuromancer says 'statues don't get high'

Mushu gossips 'i have leveled 3 times today WITHOUT one death!
Mushu gossips 'so heres a lemon, go suck it, and after you are done, heres a sock, go stuff yerself'

Vic gives you a lollipop and says "You are pitiful, you just suck"

Vic gossips '*finds a crackpipe in Rexy's inventory*'

Mushu gossips 'im from poland. poland, ohio ^_-'

Rossarian gossips 'Thinking dark thoughts is generally a quiet activity.'

Soapbox gossips 'I am not saying you are lonely I am just saying stop crying with the lights off when you are here'
Soapbox gossips 'log off and cry'

Macrowave gossips 'ahh double vision aint that bad'
Macrowave gossips 'hot chicks look like twins'

Macrowave gossips 'so, in conclusion, double vision makes doublemint gum four times as good.'

Ganesha says 'we're just wiring the kids to fly the latest planes'

Kajiote rambles 'why why why!!?  What, dear lord, did I do to deserve this?'
Kajiote rambles '*seizure* *explode*'

Yamato gossip 'I blame the Rainforest'
Yamato gossip 'and the whales'
Marsport gossips 'Damn nasty whales.'
Yamato gossip 'if they are so smart, why do they live in the dirty ocean? hmmm'
Marsport gossips 'Yeah, and all that floating, oy.'
Yamato gossip 'don't get me started on those blow holes, yuck, how homosexual!'
Rossarian gossips 'Hey man, whales used to have a great way of life. Nothing to do but float around all day in blubber and sing to your heart's content. It was beautiful, man.'

Rossarian says 'Online is a necessity, not a luxury'

Mim gossips 'Rossi's eyes bug out if you hit him really hard on the head'

Icesong gossips 'i wish i had a beard i could braid into my eyebrows..'

Alicat gossips 'i was so bored after taking _no_ tests in over 10 years that monkeys flew out of my butt and composed Shakespeare on old typewriters'

Mushu gossips 'hrm, now! to level away!'
Alicat gossips 'and you call yourseld a slacker.....'
Mushu gossips '*blink* i am! im getting a D in government *inn*'
Alicat gossips 'but you are planning on leveling, you damn overacheiver'
Someone gossips 'not an F-? I'm disappointed Mushu.. very disappointed.'
Alicat gossips 'i can safely say that, since i've been out of school for over a decade'
Alicat gossips 'and i can safely say that a H.S. diploma is a little bit more valuable than fresh toilet paper....barely'
Alicat gossips 'then there's the B.S., M.S., and PhD'
Alicat gossips 'which translates to Bullshit, Moreshite and Piled Higher and Deeper'

Mushu gossips 'my ass is BEAUTIFUL'
Alicat gossips '*hands Mushu a copy of Narcissitic Today*'
Someone gossips 'watch out for the ass-zits too'
Alicat gossips 'i had one of those once....good thing i dumped her and moved'

Mushu gossips 'why is my brother trying to eat my arm?'
Neuromancer gossips 'it looks yummy.'
Alicat gossips 'um....he's hungry?'
Alicat gossips 'maybe he worships you, and figures that to be you, he must consume you'
Ironcloud gossips 'Have you been using the steak sauce as lotion again?'
Alicat gossips 'if you poke him with a fondue fork, he'll go away'
Ironcloud gossips 'course the real question is why he is trying to eat it without cooking it first'

Alicat gossips 'poor Macro....getting old and decripit...almost time to trade you in for a new model'

Vaultage gossips 'i'm illegitimate, i cant read..'

Alicat gossips 'skip the waffle and just snort the syrup'

Alicat gossips 'waffle irons work great for getting wrinkles out of plaid shirts'

Yamato gossips 'did you hear there is an election in Iraq comming up, there is only 1 name on the ballot, Sadam (of course) Bush is planning to win the election, and thus remove Saddam from power, by sending his brother Jeb there to help count the ballots, hey, it worked before'

Timmons gossips 'dont say that about mim! Mim is wholesome'
Mim gossips '*toe wiggle*'
Mim gossips 'Wow  exclamation points,  Timmons you are a wild man

Timmons gossips 'aND nOTiCE MY JUDICIOU USE OF THE z ON sKILLz'
Yfandes gossips 'pheer my 3l33+ skillz!'
Rossarian gossips 'I don't fear the 'skillz'.  I fear for the future. *cries a single tear*'

Rossarian gossips 'but fish don't.. oh never mind.'
Zoot gossips '...have vaginas?

Spitzka gossips 'if it wasnt for pity sex, sarien would still have to pay for it.........'

Rossarian gossips 'Jigglypuff sounds like something Bill Cosby would endorse.'

Kasyx gossips 'my favorite " ruh ro raggy, reer rucked"'

OK... Attention WallMart Shoppers.

Mushu gossips '*GLARE kaji*'
Kajiote gossips '*duck duck*'
Mushu gossips '*GOOSE*'

Mushu rambles 'my ears bleed when my mother sings'

Mushu gossips 'SOMEONE MAKE ME A TITLE!'
Mushu gossips 'please?'
DeathKitten gossips '*poof* You're a title.'

Esperath MUSIC: '"Rubber Ducky, Rubber Ducky, come in. Have yiou secured the goods?" "No, was too busy taking a martini bath - shaken, not stirred."'

Esperath MUSIC: Thermocyclers taste like chicken when you lick them.
Esperath MUSIC: 'Or that could just be your tongue searing...I dunno.'

Rossarian says 'Achtung! Ve are hearink you!'

Mushu are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Ganesha says 'don't mess with that'
Ganesha says 'Or I will be forced to viporize you'
Mim says 'FEAR the VIPOR'

Ganesha says 'I'm going to go hunt'
Rossarian says 'He's going to brave the wilderness of his refridgerator'

A Title gossips 'I will come after you all with the vengance fo a suicidal Wynomina squirrel!'
Alicat gossips 'guess i'd better hide my nuts'

Ganesha says 'I was going to make a typo, but I got high...'

Smurfette gossips 'Ooo, Neromancer! You can smurf me any day'

Rossarian jests 'So have you heard the one about the two gay irishmen?  You know, Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald?'

Mush gossips 'that's second to getting to pulling a melted candy OFF a carpet, with no carpet attached.'
Mush gossips 'maybe that made sense...use your imagination.'

Deathkitten gossips 'The favorite of all smokers, Flemland'

Mush gossips 'flemish hrm...damn you and your sudden brain teaser types.'

Maarek gossips 'a wounded flag is when a flag get hurt!'

Timmons gossips 'you people scare me.....you folk have managed to go from Primetime Glick to Gay Fireman porn in a matter of minutes'

Daik gossips 'unfortunately the best part of you ran down yer mom's leg :('

Alicat gossips 'i studied dietetics and nutrition'
Macrowave gossips 'alicat reads L. Ron Hubbard?'

Mim rambles 'want to see my pointy hat trick?'

Mushu gossips 'what's this... internet... thing youre talking about? is it some sort of new dog or what?'

Seamer gossips 'i cant use a cdrom...apparently i broke it when i broke my cupholder'
Seamer gossips 'al gore said he'll come fix my cupholder when he installs the internet'

Mush rambles 'snap crackle and pop are trying to get commision every time I bend over.'

Kajiote rambles 'haha my diseases are better than your diseases'

Mushu rambles 'im not an angry child'

Rossarian rambles 'To be pretty, all you need is vaseline, duct tape, and spandex.'

 The green fuckin carebear from hell's ashes decays into dust.

There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas,  probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again.

The fuckin carebear from hell gossips 'girl ies on her way home from band practice so i may have to help her, being a care bear its the right fiuckin thing to do'

You slice your wrist with a rusted spoon, offering your arm skyward in the hopes that Mim accepts your sacrafice.
WARNING WYNO IS BORED.

Someone makes mim say ''My hole is better then any hole that's not my hole''.

He's Back From The Dead, He's Leaving the Shire and He's looking for revenge
Lord of The Rings 2: The Thain Strikes Back.

Mushu gossips 'okay im going to go, my chem lab isnt even started and its due tomorrow, and all that other wonderful glorious homework is sitting on my desk and quietly screaming "fill us out, answer our questions, before we meeeeeelt"'

Mush gossips 'I believe, you believe in what you're saying.'

Fannon gossips 'anyone know somewhere I could get good xp without getting smoked like a cheap joint?'

Toadie rambles 'sometimes i do it, i get paid though'

Thisnthat gossips 'eat your kibble and like it'

Daikomyo gossips 'he's all cold and lonely backed up somewhere on Amiga's hard drive, for the "Daik" I'm testing with gets deleted'
 
Macrowave gossips 'you know what they say.. "Welcome to the internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the little girls are men working for the FBI."'

Mush gossips 'I keep trying to burn my mental notes, i keep scorching my ears.'

MarsPoet gossips 'I like peroxymorons. *nod* Bleach Blonde Bimboettes. Yummy!'

Madcap rambles 'Mmmm.... Mono and Poly Refined Hydrogenated Diglycerides...'
Madcap rambles 'Just like Dad used to make'

Madcap questions 'I'm know as the 'Suedish Chef'... Due to the propensity for my food to taaste like leather'

Madcap answers 'Thats what Stereroids are for.  Sure, I lost the ability to control the less developed of my emotions, but its a fair trade off!'

Madcap questions 'MarsPoet is the Magellan of Madrom... Except he doesn't make us eat Rats and stew our Boots'

Cronax gossips 'that like Roman football? Christians vs the Lions?'

Mush gossips 'I just heard they have the internet on computers too....'

Macrowave rambles 'stupid indians should take their teepees back to india!'

Mushu gossips 'okay, it double clicks on my delete button, but not on my back button'
Mushu gossips 'what the hell!'
Lithophage gossips 'kick it'
Mushu gossips 'already tried that'
Lithophage gossips 'hmm... punch it?'
Mushu gossips 'that too'
Lithophage gossips 'bite it?'
Mushu gossips 'hrm, that would be interesting'
Mushu gossips 'nope, didnt work'
Lithophage gossips 'umm... throw it across the room?'
Mushu gossips 'that would lead to the complete destruction of the computer, we dont want that'

Kajiote MUSIC: 'Mushu and Mush .. -u, sittin' in a TREE.. E A T I N G!!'
Kajiote MUSIC: 'first comes FOOD, then comes PUSSY, then comes crabs cuz, fuck you're dirty...'

(White Aura) A Union Member is here celebrating Labour Day.  Mudders of the World Unite, All You have to lose is your restrings!

Mim rambles 'You can't tempt fate like that your whole life and live   or maybe you can, but you only live to be 29'

### IHaveAnAnnoyingGreetingProgramAndReallyIDontCareWhoLogsOn has entered the game.

A slimy pile of goo questions 'what does the evil brain do to you?'

### Sadly, NecroDude was killed by a virgin sacrifice.

Dolndarien invokes the mighty powers of Ganesha
Kajiote gossips 'isn't that an oxymoron?'

Kajiote gossips 'I don't like getting other people's saliva or sweat on me unless it has something to do with orgasms'

Ganesha says 'dude if it cost a slave $50 to make a pair of nikes, think how much they would cost if a miniume wage working made em'

Ganesha says 'pets cost more then a boat load of chinese slaves'

Bastion gossips 'I don't level, its bad for my digestion'

Mim says 'I like you for your brains'
Mim says 'both of 'em'

Alicat gossips ''sides, everyone know the third consecutive sneeze is an orgasm'

### Sadly, A weary messenger was mistaken for burgler and shot to death.

Spitzka says 'reality is a crutch for people who cant handle science fiction'

Rossarian says 'it's not the east or the west side.. it's not the north or the south side.. it's the Dark Side'

Macrowave gossips '"KrazY" isn't the full name for KY, man'
Alicat gossips 'Macro found out by trial and error....much error'
Macrowave gossips 'I know.. how's that healing, anyways, Alicat?'
Alicat gossips 'finally got that gerbil unstuck'

Daik gossips 'Amiga, why don't you just come clean and say "Bend over, Daikie.  No lube for you."'

Amiga says, "I'm hooked on Ebonics!"

A Robot gossips 'where does the bread go when the toast appears?'
Macrowave gossips 'the same place your lap goes once you stand up, Robot.'
A Robot gossips 'trenton?'

Macrowave gossips 'uh huh.. so how come toast always lands butter side down?'
Someone gossips 'butter loves gravity'
Bastion gossips 'Cause the butter is a floor magnet, if you notice if you drop your butter it lands butter side down too'
Macrowavegossips 'so what if I butter a cat's back?'

A Robot gossips 'I like my toast breaded'

Kajiote's Mom rambles 'At least she isn't on the Wacky Weed'

### Sadly, Kajiote has been killed by Dr. Dos.
Kajiote's Computer 'Make my day'

{IC} Mush: 'so what if I lay eggs in primitive brains, and dissolve flesh?'

MarsPoet grAtZes 'Yes, me too. Thank the gods for good genes. '
You're welcome.

You feel an urge to buy Hello Kitty products.

Ding, Dong, the Witch is dead, the wicked witch is dead! EVERYBODY RHUMBA!

### Sadly, Video has been killed by the Radio Star.

### Romanticism and Neoclassism have entered the game, but Romanticism came riding a dragon, while Neoclassism took the bus.

A morman gossips 'My jesus is better then your jesus.'

4. Toadie cannot be granted Pottymouth right now, BUT, I'd be happy to turn her into a Rabid Pikachu...

### Kajiote has gained a Master's in Ebonics!

Alicat gossips 'thinking, like sex, always hurts the first time *egrin*'

Pyrrhus rambles 'Kajiote's Amazingly Lifelike Schlong pokes her *EYE*!'

### Sadly, Kajiote has been killed by her boobies.
Wynomina gossips 'Oh no no, scratch that!'
### Sadly, Kajiote has been killed by a booby trap!

Kalana gossips 'I may be undead, but I'm not disgusting!'

A grinning alien MUSIC: 'And Icey gives better head!'
A grinning alien MUSIC: 'Get your minds out of the gutter, you sick fuckin pervs!  I'm talking fido heads, cityguard heads, that kinda thing!  i've never known Icesong to refuse a man in need of a good ol' disembodied head.'

WoodLord gossips '*restraining order* Kajiote'

Mush rambles 'okay, well when you get implants and turn 50, try supporting softballs in sweatsocks. vanity is soo overrated. don't do it :)'

Mim rambles 'I'm dating a small-floored guy!  *cry*'

Thank you Mario, But the prineces is in another castle.

The retired Jedi master gossips 'These are not the droids you are looking for, but for 3 easy payments they could be'

Mush's hormones rage: }} hey baby....wanna have some IM chat phone IRC...%*!# I'm tired already.... {{

Mim drives by in her 'new' Hyandi Pony *beep* *beep*
Ross drives by in his GMC Gremlin.  *CHUGH CHUGH*

Rossarian answers 'I'm hoping the horshoe crabs and pineapples will fight if I put them in a pit, yes.'

Kajiote is tired. Pass it on.
Remember.. if Kajiote is tired, we're all doomed. So give her a bagel, will ya?

Come to THE FORCE, the gayest night club in the entire galaxy.  Protocal Droids Welcome *WINK*

Mim gossips 'Toadie was almost hit by the drivers ed person who took her points away for being nice'

Mush gossips 'ummmm...intelligence is a four letter word.'

Mush MUSIC: 'I don't $$@$, I make love.'

JennaBush gossips 'My dad used to have the best weed....'

### Sadly, Kajiote is really started to insult Woodlord.

Mush gossips 'Kajiote tells you, "don't make me log you."'

Daik gossips 'unfortunately, the best part of you trickled down your mom's leg'

Toadie gossips 'Daik = Elvis'

Mush rambles '*runs your ass over with a 5hp go-cART*'

Ganesha gossips 'She wants mario, after all mario can doubble in size just by eating mushrooms'

Tak gossips 'shut up toadie, you always shooting off your loadie! Im gonna run you over on the roadie!'

Woodlord shouts 'FORM OF... A QUAGMIRE!'

### Sadly, Woodlord had his feelings hurt by Kajiote.

Toadie gossips 'i swear, that's my CAT'S drool on my arm. . . NOT MINE!@$!'

### Wynomina descends from the heavens and becomes mortal!
### Daikomyo ascends back into the heavens!
### Sadly, Wynomina was killed by Daikomyo.
Daikomyo gossips 'Oh that was so sweet'

Toadie gossips 'KAJI I CAN SAY FUCK NOW'

Kajiote gossips '*gets in a shower*  IIIICCCCK *of gasoline* AAAAAAGH *and lights herself on fire* GRRRRRRRRR!!'

Someone gossips 'mac.. dude.. the closest thing madrom HAS to a lady is like.. Toben.'

Someone rambles 'representin yo albino brothas in da hood'

Alicat gossips 'heh..Reagan had squat....16 year recession, high inflation'
Kaevin gossips 'which he made worse because we just HAD to win the cold war'

Someone gossips 'This lag is interesting.. reminds me of a mud I used to play in ages past... would lag so bad that you'd fight something, die or live.. then 5 minutes later you'd read the fight and find out what happened.'

Someone gossips 'Next election, I predict a landslde election for Anna Nicole Smith. '

Pixie gossips 'Actually I said.. something to her about that black guy running for president and I said.. "I hope a black man does get to run the country.. you fucking crackers are running it into the ground.. cracker cracker."'

Fointherial gossips 'You *know* you have bad breath when a mutant dog starts complaining about it... =('

Someone gossips 'and I had something resting on my leg and I moved it and it went boom'

Macrowave gossips 'Galatea's pound scratches Toadie's head. Toadie is DEAD!! R.I.P.'

Tak gossips 'thud smash potatoes! make mashed potatoes. good job thud! you make mini wage!'

Wynomina invokes the mighty powers of Toadie.

Mim says 'Gane = Bush'

A Dire Gummy Bear gossips 'Silly Brain-thingy. =)'

Tak says 'Im a racist and a bigot.'

Rossarian says 'I love icesong.'

Rossarian gossips 'Madrom is a Futileism.  It's futile to try to make any sense of it.'

Deirdre gossips 'ohoh I think Wynomina is bored'
Mim gossips 'and a mighty fear grips thera'

Mush MUSIC: 'gANGstA raPPa'S beWARE deirdre's got you's nutz in a VISE homey!'

Mim gossips 'kentucyky is so backward it's goin the right way again'

Someone rambles '"he's had it in for me since I kinda ran over his dog.." "you did?" "well, replace the word kinda with repeatedly, and dog with son."'

Esperath gossips 'Truthfully, I've always thought that Micros oft sounded like some 50-year old Asian pornstar.'

Daik gossips 'There is one thing that -really- worries me about this though... :('
Daik gossips 'If it works in emotes I'll never be able to do all the kinky stuff that Wynomina likes best in mudsex'

Daik gossips 'Don't you think Amiga would want the word "viagra" censored?   I don't think he likes it when people talk about his "condition."   *inn*'

Kerkos rambles 'taking the skin boat to tuna town'

Daik gossips 'Hi Mom! You @@!king $%%%*'

Toadie gossips '#*!* *@*K SLUT !#%#$ #@*! #%## @#%K $@@! @@@! DAIK *!@# @@*K #@$% $#@%'

Sadly, Toadie has been crushed beneath a giant RAD Amiga Qwest Token.

Moonwind gossips 'both our girls are 4 yrs old, Daik, that's just LIKE twins only unrelated :)'

### Sadly, Universe man's dealing acid to Sarien.

JennaBush gossips 'hey sailor wanna buy me a drinky poo'

One time my monkey fell in love with a giraffe and got married, but later he found out it was really an ostrich, and freaked and that's how DOOM was written. It was very sad.

### Sadly, Daik's sex drive has been killed by Toben.

Daik gossips 'ack.  dammit, Toben, that's screaming in fear, not moaning in pleasure ;)'

Norm rambles 'haven't you learned anything from that guy who talks at church... captain what's his name'

Alicat gossips '*brain freezes over...last two living cells huddle for warmth*'

Mattz gossips 'im not an imm, but i play one on tv'

Mush gossips 'the bill will trip your paycheck, and laugh.'

This gossips 'you didnt know kaji was a lickalotapuss?'

ShapeShifter gossips 'those are pants?  I thought she just hadn't shaved'

ShapeShifter gossips 'yeah, a little rumpy-pumpy with Tehl might be nice'

This gossips 'i like hormones on toast'

This gossips 'mim has too many love childs'

The Storm Trooper gossips 'All your droids belong to us.'

Kajiote says 'my brother asked "what happened to your hair?" and I said "I got in a fight with a lawnmower, as you can tell I won, but then  its family came back for revenge"'

{IC} Mush: 'the gods tremble with laughter, with your html magi.'

{IC} Mush: 'Harken, on far doth new recreations of humorous accounts of players appear?'

Mush tells you 'turn that frown insideout!'

Mush rambles 'Brittney Spears is to Pepsi as Micheal Jackson is to Big Brothers of America.'

Alicat MUSIC: 'i've got a loverly pair of coconuts, deedle-di-dee, dangling in my pants'

Alicat gossips 'just the beer necessities, those frothy beer necessities'

Alicat gossips 'too late..the moment has passed. that ship known as mudiocrity has done slipped port'

Seamer gossips 'there must be, i cant open my mouth without sarien thinking im stealing his limelight :)'

Madcap gossips 'I think I detect some bridge under that water, to say the least.'

Rossarian gossips 'liar liar, alts on fire.'

MarsPoet gossips 'Open mouth, insert both feet, rinse, repeat'

A Robot gossips 'yes I can obviously do "the robot" I can also vibrate in place at a blurring frequency which looks startling under a strobelight'
A Robot gossips 'if I were to attempt to "rumba" with a human female at best it would be stuttered, and at worst  I would accidently remove thier arms'
A Robot gossips 'I believe I could "rollerdisco" if that came into fashion again.'

A Robot gossips 'robots may not have hearts but in my case its because it was stolen by kajiote.'

Kajiote gossips 'Everyone wants Toben...gay or straight, he's just too sexy for us all'
Kaevin gossips 'he's too sexy for my fur, too sexy for my fur, so sexy, i shed :('

Kaevin gossips 'im not cruel, just unusual'

A Robot gossips 'If a robot can love... then this robot loves kajiote.'

Ganesha says '17-year-old Canadian passenger on a US Airways flight from Toronto was arrested for using a lighter on his shoe, authorities said. '

Rossarian says 'And then the Lord said, let there be light, and there was light.  And sound.  And fucking advertisements.'

Mush gossips 'poop is dirty, like fuck, poo is clean like frig'

if u cn rd ths u cn gt a jb wth unx.

You leave the room sideways.

Seamer gossips 'great, now i see katspaugh naked and covered in caramel'

Toria tells you 'I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.'

Macrowave tells you 'I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.'

Wyno tells you 'Got two nipples for a dime?'

Sarien tells you 'Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.'

Esperath tells you 'My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

Maarek tells you 'Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Doraemon tells you 'Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Kajiote tells you 'What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??

Ganesha tells you 'Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.'

Mim tells you 'are we related?  Wanna be?'

Belgarion tells you 'Baby, My name is milk, and i do your body good.'

Rossarian tells you 'Are you a parking ticket?  Because you've got fine written all over you'

Kajiote tells you 'Wow look at you, all those curves and me with no brakes'

### Sadly, Neurons have been killed by Swirly Roulette.

There is now a Blue light special on isle 3.

Mim rambles 'plus um  you don't look at the mantle when you're poking the fire'

Mim rambles 'I like Owls, I collect their beaks'

Spitzka says 'you are always bitter, that is why i like you'

Toben rambles 'CLOSETS ARE FOR CLOTHES!!!'

Mim raises her hand and smites Mim!
Mim is blown out of her shoes and right onto her butt!

Mim's rises up her hand and **SMITES** Ktspaugh.

Mim gossips 'Vic = Amiga'

Seamer rambles 'lil johnny had to do an essay on ignorance and apathy...he wrote "i dont know, and i really dont care"...he got an A...'

Rossarian rambles 'One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class'

Gratz to our newest Immortal, MIM!!!!!!

Spitzka says 'try having a penis, it is like having a 2nd larger brain'

Mim says 'mushroom headed purple veined yogurt spitter'

The retired Jedi master gossips 'Luke I knew your father, and i just happen to have his old lightsaber, please ignore the fact that it is four feet long and shaped like a penis.  Now let me feel your force.'

Mush invokes the mighty powers of the drunk.

Pixie gossips 'Well I was raped of having a sex.'

Pixie gossips 'I want my vagina back =('

Macrowave tells you 'but continuum is the l33t game. more addicting than crack, laced with heroin, and dipped in chocolate'

Durlan rambles 'Spring is a return to life.  Fall is a return to decay.  And "return" is the key that registers commands on many computers.'

Fointherial's Pink Polka-Dotted Pony gossips 'The colors, The colors!!!'

Papa Smurf gossips 'YOU'RE THE SUCKIEST SUCK SUCK THAT EVER SUCKED A LEMON!'

Toben answers 'order pizza hut and ask the dilivery boy to stay for some extra fun =)'

Belgarion rambles 'its nice to see a bunch of ladies leading tribes.  We've got Lady Silver of the Order, Toadie, The Piratess of Pirates and Kats, The Bitch of Pirates.....'

Ganesha gossips 'I'm not at my keyboard... I useing direct mental transfer'

Ganesha says 'so when was yer dad, 'shit-dropping' cute'

Ganesha says 'If yer husband, say a NBA player, toss you out of the house NAKED, do you A) get a divorce before yer ass hits the ground B) Come back cause he really didn't mean it and loves you C) Get yer gun out of the glove box'

Ganesha says 'the buzz goes Tom dumped Nichole for (his gay lover/that other girl named cruz/because he belived a UFO was in the tail of Hale-Bopp)'

Spitzka says 'could you see and my sense of humour with a woman with no sense of humour?'

Rossarian says 'spacers for belly buttons are called "getting fat"'

Mim says 'doesn't everyone leak when they breast feed?'

Rossarian says 'Hey bitch, you're available, let's go. *grunt*'

Mush gossips 'I'd never make a good dildo.'

Mush rambles 'eight legged freaks should have added 5 words to thier promos.."looked over by the academy"'

Mush grAtZes 'good grief, those mana gains can mean only one thing....you're not Daik's alt.'

Yui rambles 'Your sack slap >>> ANNIHILATES <<<  the town person's manhood!'
Yui rambles 'The town person's voice has gone up three octaves!'

Lets go Crazy Broadway Style!!

Rossarian gossips 'yes, because we are Gay Men, and Gay Men are all Talkative!  And being Gay Men is wrong! Let's all laugh at the Gay Men and the amazing Innuendo!'

Centurion gossips 'Hand in ten pictures of monuments, with a post-it note saying 'here is a ten-thousand word essay on monuments.''

Yui rambles ''c exercise pot''
Yui rambles 'Your high-impact Tae Bo routine === OBLITERATES=== a yummy beef potpie's cardiovascular system.'

Centurion gossips 'Yoo Long...isn't he a Chinese porn star? Kajiote?'

Centurion gossips 'Kajiote, are you a big sex fiend?'

Mush gossips '"To the pope mobile Cardnial!"'
Mush gossips '"there's dogma to make!"'

Centurion answers 'Have you been studying the Sarien Manual Of Personal Interaction again?'

Help Desk People Are the Most Unhelpful People in the World.

Next on FOX: When Musical Instruments ATTACK!

Ganesha tells ya 'hey cool a Dungeon and Dragons Ride'

The Pope Drives by in his Pope Mobile.  *BEEP BEEP BLESS BLESS*

Ganesha says 'bigfatnakedguys.com sounds more like a sure money maker'

Spitzka gossips 'if you want response, mudsex ross'

Ganesha rambles 'A young boy approaches his father and asks, "Dad, what is politics all about?"'
Ganesha rambles 'Dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it to you this way, I'm 'Capitalism.' Your Mom, she's the administrator of the household, so we'll call her the 'Government.''
Ganesha rambles 'We're here to take care of YOUR needs, so we'll call you 'The People.' The nanny, well, she works hard all day for very little money, so we'll consider her 'The Working Class.' And, finally, your baby brother...we'll call him 'The Future.' '
Ganesha rambles 'Later that night, the boy,  finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.'
Ganesha rambles 'Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks into the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. '
Ganesha rambles 'The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."'
Ganesha rambles 'The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."'
Ganesha rambles 'The little boy replies, "Well, While Capitalism is screwing  the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, The People are being ignored, and the Future is in deep shit."'

(Mush) QWEST: * Batman yells, "Ready the bandwidth Robin, we've got some porn to look up!" *

Afterburners are Go!!! Let's form Voltron!! Form FEET and LEGS! Form ARMS and BODY!!  And I'll form the HEAD!

Toben gossips 'afk for dinner, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm heeeeere fishy fishy fishy'

Attention.  The Goddess is going to get a taco now.  Please remain calm.

Kajiote gossips 'I've got a seven inch Daik'

Macrowave rambles 'Definition.. Nanosecond: Mork's stuntman'

Yui rambles 'Bumper sticker: My delinquent is fucking your honor student.'

Macrowave rambles '"living life by the Jet Engine Theory: Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow"'
Mush rambles 'don't forget afterburn.'

Macrowave answers '"Stormy - if she got a sex change, she'd be a he-then."'

Yui answers 'Nookie for me, no nookie for you, how 'bout some nookie with you know who?

I had a dream yesterday that I was a purple butterfly. I flew into a Dairy Queen where I ordered a milkshake and a side of nuclear weapons, when the clerk looked at me and turned into a buffalo. So we fell in love and got married! *swoon*

Whoever owns a White Ford Bronco, Licence Plate F46Y-BAD, Your lights are still on.

Rossarian gossips 'I remember the first time I saw a vagina.  I thought it must have been a picture of a guy with his scrotum cut off.'

Rossarian gossips 'lazy loggers have trees fall on them. *eye*'

Toadie gossips 'my dad gave my gerbil a viking funeral once. .. sans boat. . . sicko. ..'

Moonwind gossips 'Hmmmmmm Sin-amax started their porno early tonite... *flips thru some more channels*'

You aren't hungry.

Go!!! Go!!! Power Rangers! Mighty Morfin' Power Rangers!
Wonder Twin Powers, ACTIVATE!!

Mushu gossips 'mmm, death by applesauce'

Tehl gossips 'MOBS ARE PEOPLE TOO! TALK TO ME!'

Dfa gossips 'sure that was his ego inflating ?  :)'

Rossarian gossips 'You can only hug me if you're a real girl with real bounce-action breasts.'

Ganesha says 'Look at the size of my dock!'

Tehl gossips 'ACK! RUN FROM THE HILLS! *gets eaten by a hill*'

If there was an area called Utopia, I'd summon 1,000,000 Puffs there.
And a purple pony.

Please give our heros a hand and wish them good luck as they bravely attempt to look competant before they die in many horrible and entertaining ways...
All for your enjoyment!

Muckrowave roXx0rz the proverbial boXx0rz

### Sadly, Swirlybard was killed by The Expendable PC Recycler.

Fenris Wolf = Very Convieniant Player Disposal :)

Mim gossips 'he is too old to puke w/o noise.  Like you kissy  :)'

The Crashes are all Mim's Fault.
Mim gossips 'I crash bcs I care'

The Goddess, The Glorious and Wonderful one Wynomina Stargazer, is now going Shopping at TOYS-R-US! *whoo!*

I have cool powers

Pyrrhus gossips 'Fjords? Maybe she's pining for them =)'

Moonwind answers 'silly Poet, Strings are for Questers!'

Moonwind gossips '*puts seamer in a very large barrel and nails it shut...tosses it into a volcano*'

Seamer MUSIC: 'hey, who put the dick on the snowman and embarassed the family'

Slowest tells you 'mr owl ate my metal worm'

Alicat rambles 'like he fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down then the tree done went and fell on his head? lord have mercy'

Alicat rambles 'uglier than home-made sin done in the dark?'

Alicat rambles 'when it's a tit nipply, it's always good to stay a breast of the weather'

Rexy rambles 'How annoying is it when at one point during a date your date says 'This is a date?!''

   Mattz tells you 'This is a message to you, and ONLY you.. im doing a restore at recall!'

Slowest tells you 'hmm youre a muppet arent ya'

Gallahad gossips 'i called a certain imm a penis head'

JadeSaber froths and foams 'why must the sunflower seeds package mock me?  WHY!?!?'

Daik gossips 'Cat + Blender = ?'

Mushu gossips 'i swear, must be a shadow trait to be an asshole'

### Sadly, Kajiote was buried under a ton of feathers.

Yamato gossips 'PEASENTS! PEASENTS! How dare you, calling me a Peasent, I, am a bum, and don't you forget it'

Yamato gossips 'rat milk is yummy'

The Elder Sage gossips 'It is known as "The Kazoo of Loudness".

Seamer gossips 'call me mint jelly, cos i'm on the lamb!'

Icesong gossips 'raving fanboys couldn't drag me away from my Lady'

Alicat gossips 'some parts of yuma look just like Mexico..you know..landfill'

Toadie gossips 'i sneak into the private beach at the yacht club!  it's even more fun because i'm not suppoised to do it'

Kaevin rambles 'yer an old fart'
Toadie rambles 'i prefer the term 'mature fart', thanks'

Eloko gossips 'boyfriends are nice cute things to rape often.'

You sure are Bleeding. (Kajiote)

Are there Bolshoviks in your bathroom?

Gallahad answers 'with a greebo here and a grope grope there'

Mush rambles 'I hope a piano lands on that Road Runner tonight....'

Spitzka forces you 'ignore kats'
You've added Katspaugh to your ignore list.

Gallahad rambles 'Women are GREAT!'

Macrowave gossips '"When Druids Attack!" .. tonight on FOX!'

Mush gossips '*pat* maverick I've lost more class in one night, than you've ever thought of.'

Seamer gossips '"i dont talk to lower lifeforms" "you must be lonely all the way down there on your own"'

### Garret has been set free. After a substancial boot to the head.

Mush invokes the mighty powers of Pennywise.

Mush invokes the mighty powers of the bat.

Mush rambles 'only assholes swear'

Mush grAtZes 'whirrr, clank "auto ungratz" I HOPE YOU DIE!'

Mush gossips 'I once had hair, then I hit age 20. damn genetics.'

Yamato rambles '*whine* why can't I get a good connection anymore, perhaps that hempcord hook up is not as high speed as what I was told'

Tehl gossips 'all except for kaji's ego, thats the only giant thing in the mud...'

Mush auctions 'asking mudders if they want head...hears the lid on the can o' worms open.'

Macrowave gossips '*watches the joke zoom over Tehl's head*'

Burr rambles 'I got a couple of gay dogs, well I think it's because one is more dominant, But I still think they are just gay'

Eloko gossips 'I'm actually rather... violent and mean.'

A small bunny gossips 'go go bunnymorph!'

Poly gossips 'i hate when the mic smells like puke and beer'

Poly gossips 'class is boring, b-day tomorrow, playing a gig tomorrow so I can't drink, then playing 2 gigs on saturday so I can't drink...so that leaves sunday...but then i have school on monday so what's the point.'

Icesong gossips 'So she's like Jesus, "I might be gone right now but oooo watch your step cause I'm gonna be back and then your All gone see what its about"'

Kaevin gossips 'aww, cmon.. huggle a kaevin, im fuzzy'

Pyrrhus gossips 'Ooh oooh! Forloe... insult me! =)  I sux0rs at insulting'

Yfandes gossips 'eloko is a queer guy right'

Seamer gossips 'is it stalking if you let the stalker stalk you?'

Toadie gossips 'i'm . . . um. . .impressed. . .or depressed, whatever'

Yfandes gossips 'that hurted my eyes'

Kajiote gossips 'AAAAH MY PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION ARE CRUMBLING BEFORE ME'

Daik gossips 'I was just surprised you'd do yer own dirty work.. everyone else usually gets Sarien to handle that for 'em'

Toadie gossips 'i have a dirt basement, don't mess with me.'

Toadie gossips 'it's like you are the secret key to the log. DAIK DAIK DAIK DAIK'

Rossarian says 'Mushu isn't a polish wench.'
Rossarian says 'Wenches have more class.'

Mushu gossips 'my spleen is lumpy like a bag of potatoes'

Rossarian gossips 'potatoes go directly to your spleen and bypass the stomach.'

The internet is full.  Go away.

>> Fate << Rossarian calls 'bork you fool!'

Toadie gossips 'i think eloko has a crush on you, that's why she keeps pulling your pigtails and dipping them in ink!'

Eloko gossips 'I'm not funny though, I lost that in a war many years ago =P "The birth of Eloko"'

Macrowave rambles '"Your life is a golden shaft of light in the darkness... er wait, no, that's just a stream of bat piss in a cave."'

Get that finger out your nose, clean your room, and by god man, stop wacking off so much, you will chaff something like that.

WizLog MadRom ignores Sarien.

Kajiote gossips 'EEEEEEEEEEEH *tackles her imaginary Shiroijin* *smooch* imaginoshiroi...I can market it'
Kajiote gossips '"imagnoboyfriend"'
Seamer gossips 'imagnodaddy will get upset if you're imagnopreggers'

### Yoda has entered the game.
Centurion gossips 'Yoda greet I do.'

Seamer gossips 'sex for some people IS charity work!'

Midnyte tells you 'Hey baby, wanna make monkey love?'

Seamer gossips 'in amellica...furst yew get de shoogar...den you get de powah...den you get de shoogar headaykes'

Kajiote gossips '"no no this isn't blood, the coke came like this! .. er...I mean..uhh...eep!  LA MIGRA! *run*"'

Anubis MUSIC: 'dear penis.....i don't think i like you anymore....you used to watch me shave, no all you do is stare at the floor, OH dear penis i don;t think i like you anymore...'

Daik gossips 'Gallahad is offering free head'

Gallahad gossips 'i'm old enough to be your brother'

Kajiote gossips 'MACRO'S BREASTS AREN'T EVERYTHING!'

Cronax gossips 'you're catholic. and you dont believe in a god? anyone see a possible conflict here?'

Toadie rambles 'you just want to cover up your gay bathhouse-laden past, daiko'

Elvra gossips 'how should we know our soulmate unless they came prepackagfed  with a sighn saying "Elvra's soulmate" and an air pump?'

Rossarian rambles 'final fantasy games aren't games, they're bad movies interspersed with attention-span tests.'

Rossarian rambles 'Hey, luigi, I'm a-gonna kick-a your ass-a.  Gwahahahah!'

Rossarian gossips 'did someone put sugar in your PCP?'
Macrowave gossips 'my crack was laced with pixie sticks :|'

Ganesha says '|\|00|3IE'

Daik gossips 'Man, you're a jerk.  I'm never shaving your momma's back for free again :('

Yamato's hormones rage: }} hmmmmm, I feel solid again  {{
Yamato's hormones rage: }} you know, my pass door spell wore off, what did you think I meant {{

Rexy gossips 'every time Kaji is quiet your missing out on something'

Daik gossips 'All conversations inevitably lead to Kaji being able to strip in two years.'

Stop playing with your log.

Daik gossips 'Damn.. Zmud is so screwy, I didn't even get a chance to thank Kaji for all the plevelling before it kicked me out'

Esperath rambles '*c summon choirboy* Your lawyer strongly suggests against that.'

Mim says 'I am just a mean old crusty crotched lesbian who likes little girls'

Toben gossips 'post a big sign on your back saying anal virgin and i wouldn't see you for the rest of the evening'

Daik gossips 'I need to go out w/ Toben.. he'd get me laid.'

Daik gossips 'how's old's your sister Icey, and is she for sale?'

Cronax gossips 'anyone remember: "Jesus saves, the rest of you take full damage"'

Centurion gossips 'Jesus Saves, but only because one day he was working on a document..and the power went out..and he didn't have a UPS...'

Centurion gossips '...but our Lord did seize the whip and clear the punkz and the hoz outta his temple when he'd taken enough of their shiznit.'
Centurion gossips 'And the LORD spake unto Lot: "Damn, bitch, getcho ass outta da hood, and take yer bizatches witcha, and don't you mofo's be lookin back, word!"'

### Sadly, Mim was killed by an Icecream Truck.

Katspaugh rambles 'Your Fucking Useles Bantter <<INFURIATES>> my head. (cause its lamer then the gramies!)'

New class next reboot:  Anus Shades.   Now you too can be Sarien or Kats.

WARNING You have only one pair of clean 'mother approved' underwear.
WARNING You have one green and one black sock left in the drawer.

Macrowave rambles 'two hours drive is nothing for hours and hours of cow tipping'

Rossarian gives Shalana a pretty potato.

>> Fate << Mushu calls '"once, i had a class with a cute little vietnamese girl... she was so cute! i wanted to punch her in the face"'

Mush gossips 'time to switch hands again Rexy.'

>> Fate << Rossarian calls '"yo, bitch, you wanna marry dis dude?" "yeah"  "Yo, dude, you wan' marry dis bitch?" "I guess"  "done!"'

Rossarian says 'You're on at least 12 kinds of crack, girl.'

The mud cheers Mim on

Esperath gossips 'Well, it's nude recreation week every week here...so I don't keep track of official nude holidays.'

Mush rambles 'I LUv disfigured babies.'

Mim gossips 'What a brilliant ass  :)'
>
Mush gossips 'you've got a more clever ass, not a brilliant one Kaji.'
>
Rossarian gossips 'So lessee... Vic's ass is the expensive french restaurant, Kaji's ass is the busy McDonalds.'
Mim gossips 'Phoo  Kajis is that cute sandwhich shop '

Rossarian rambles '"If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have
started with LASERS, eight o'clock, day one" --Evil, Time Bandits'

Rossarian says 'I hear that every year Tom Cruise has some doctor squeegee out his colon with pressurized water.'

Rossarian gossips 'Do the souls of children taste anything like cheese?  McDonalds cheese in particular.'

Rossarian gossips 'Shaft would be about 95 today. Let's all point and laugh.'

Rossarian rambles 'baby skull is soft like cheese!'

Rossarian rambles 'I thought it was: if you're pregnant, you don't need to wear the belt. The baby will cushion the blow.'
Mush rambles 'the umbilical cord is a built in child restraint.'

### Mim has made a level!

Kajiote jests 'he is no one's pimp...ross and pimp go together like toben and heterosexual'

Rossarian jests 'Shiroi should learn the value of a good old-fashioned bitchslap. :)'

Mush jests 'the girls all like my candy, I keep my stash in my van.'

Vote Mush, you can kill him naked and weaponless.

Esperath says 'I like Pooh when he's under the influence of Satan.'

Esperath rambles '*stab-sharpened stick of stab-stabbiness*'

Esperath rambles 'Those bloodsucking vampires....er...Red Cross blood drive organizers.'

Mush rambles 'if only Gary Colman would debate with Willis about whachu talkin' bout. then we'd have our moment to
strike.'

Mush gossips 'camoflauge, peas...are so sneaky, even more evil for that reason.'
Stave rambles 'they even have their own color :('
Stave rambles 'they're gonna take over, like those killer tomatos did'
Mush rambles 'George Clooney will save us.'

Centurion gossips 'Do the software pirates wear eyepatches and carry cutlasses?'
Mush gossips 'yup, and a robotic swearing parrot.'
Mush gossips 'and a nifty lexan composite leg. wood is sooooo 1800's'

Centurion gossips 'Or t-shirts.  You know, porn you warez.'

Mush rambles 'Kaji's underwear is blabbin' my ear off, that's all I know...'

Mim gossips 'lvling is but a lil death    on someone else's behalf'

Mush jests 'Rarely Heard Phrases in Vegas "The asian guy wants you to put your cigarette out."'

Mush rambles '2003 prediction "Steven King will limp towards a typewriter."'

Rossarian says 'Spitzka sails away in the SS Titanic, clutching onto Leonardo DiCaprio.'

Mim says 'rem_echo happy boat of lovin sails away'

Esperath says 'Satan touched my body!  Now I feel much better!'

Mim says 'green leaves are widely applicable under pants'

Mim yells 'WE BROKE ROSSI'

Mim yells 'You KNOW it   you read my meat deprived mind'

Mushu gossips 'i feel special SIR'

Macrowave gossips 'Spitzka may be cool, but he's not as cool as the other side of my pillow.'

Mush gossips '"Spitzka is the coolest imm around these days": Payed for the Spitzka 99 in 2002 campaign.'

Spitzka gossips 'HEY what lvl are you and what lvl am i?  if i say it is after alan bester, then it is fucking after alan bester'

Esperath says 'I'm the skirt fairy!'

Mushu gossips 'as rexy would say... "MWAHAHAHAHHAHAA i feel the power i dont really have!" '

Cronax rambles 'to quote some dead guy that is famous for some reason I can't remember, "I shall return!"'

Kajiote gossips 'THERE'S A BUG TRYING TO BURROW INTO MY HEAD AND EAT MY BRAIN!'

NecroDude questions 'What is the best way for a level 21 mage like me to get some quick gold?'
Esperath answers 'The red light district?'

NecroDude rambles 'Like a rabbits foot of sorts.'
NecroDude rambles 'Only, including the rest of the rabbit'

Mim gossips 'Vic's nookie doesn't wash out  *comf Mush*    this is why they call the whole thing mud'
Mim gossips 'a full immersion enviornment'

Crash gossips 'vic became an immortal cause he gave us all nookie'
Vic gives you some nookie.
Mushu gossips '*burns her clothes and takes a shower just to get rid of the dirty feeling*'

>> Fate << Mim calls 'when men push you down, you can kick 'em in the cratch '
>> Fate << Mim calls 'sucks that you gotta be on yer back to maximize the leverage    heh    yay Mushu ......'

Crash gossips 'dont pick on my spelling or i will make icesong lev 99 and let her loose'

Wizlog:Crash advance Icesung 99....dog screwed up again!

Ganesha gossips 'I wish Mim would share her coolness with us.'
Spitzka gossips 'I wish Mim would share her coolness with us.'
Vic gossips 'I wish Mim would share her coolness with us.'
Mattz gossips 'I wish Mim would share her coolness with us.'
Reighne gossips 'I wish Mim would share her coolness with us.'
Someone gossips 'I wish Mim would share her coolness with us.'
Someone gossips 'I wish Mim would share her coolness with us.'
Dart gossips 'I wish Mim would share her coolness with us.'

Note to eloko note subject I can reccomend a good psycyatrist

>> Fate << Mim calls 'you pustulant renal mass'

A five ton keyboard falls from the sky, and flattens you like a pancake.

>> Fate << Mim calls 'oh right, you can take the kid out of hs, but you can't take the computer out of the kid'

### Qvak has just entered the game... but left immediately after hearing about Icesong!
err Mim.

Soapbox gossips 'kaj is cutier then a bucket full of pink hatred'

Mush rambles 'Kaji's dirty underwear tell you "you suck"'

Alicat gossips '*snicker* mud first, sex later, bask in afterglow'

Mushu gossips 'you shouldnt air out your dirty laundry on public channels'

Mush rambles 'watch out for that third nipple.'

Cronax gossips '*contemplates the chaos and insanity were madrom a democracy..*'

Mush gossips '"vote for mush in 2008, naked and not hindering repops!"'

Mush jests '"when my wife shows her pooty poo at dinner you know there's going to be some fuckin' later on"'

Spitzka rambles 'damn what is the word for someone who likes people seeing them naked?  NOT slut, or kaji'

Mush gossips 'I killed them good today at work...had a small torch and starting fluid, only took two fire extinguisher to put out the fire when I was done.'

Vic gossips '*blinds you all from the light off of my 300 ring*'

Centurion grAtZes '*admires the way Kajiote puts them at ease before devouring them with no mercy*'

Mush gossips '"remeber, have your titles spayed or neutered."'

Mush rambles 'this american Idol thingy on fox is funny, they're supposed to be all good and stuff, but they aren't singing original songs...they'll fit in so well it's sad.'

Mush rambles 'universeman is just a pervert wanting people to look at his hole.'

Mush froths and foams 'everyone should own a slave. they make nice fodder in case you run out of rocks.'

{IC} Mush: 'thel is posing as David Blaine, street magician! slay her! infidel!'

{IC} Centurion: 'I hate it when somebody fells the wrath of MadRom.'
{IC} Centurion: 'Takes forever to grow a new one.'

Pixie gossips 'You just want the drama from all of this.. because I started talking to you in tells but you ignored it.'

Mush gossips 'maybe you should lighten up on the testosterone intake first PIx.'

Mush froths and foams 'he's got a teamster union of Gary Indiana whores though, he's mech-a-pimp in that town. he's got the cash.'

Daik froths and foams 'Eloko, it's the year 2010!  You're finally out of 1212!  What are you gonna do now?    "I'm going to Disneyland!"'

Centurion gossips 'Need I introduce the microworms to your little cement coffin?'
Mush gossips 'William Gates brand Microworms <tm>?'

Centurion gossips '*moulds Mush into a clay duck*'
Centurion gossips '*dips Mush in quick-dry cement*'
Centurion gossips 'Don't make me paint you up like a female Duck and float you in the pond.'

Mush gossips '"mana gains got you down? try a delevel! symptoms include....." etc.'

Daik gossips 't icesong what do you mean you want to celebrate by practicing your whip skill???  *whimper*'

Mush rambles 'Jesus Saves, unfortunately you're too dead to appriciate it'

Spitzka answers 'mental note to self: kill everyone'

Pixie gossips 'and if you have any comments, Daik.. Please send them my way in tells.'
Daik gossips 'that would be like beating my head against a very hard wall'

Daik gossips 'Don't lick me for two more years, Kaji.'

>> Fate << Rossarian calls 'I attract titles like corpses attract necrophiliacs.'

Macrowave rambles 'you know.. tetris is so unrealistic.'

Macrowave tried to ignore you and failed.

Mushu gossips 'poop floats'

Rossarian gossips 'You're breaking the internet by doing that Kaji'

Begun has this clone war

Mim rambles 'rubber duckie, you're the one'

Macrowave gossips 'lol, no way we won't not lag never'

Mush rambles '*sigh* those crazy apostiles are clearing the bench, someone shoved Jesus after the save.'

Centurion rambles 'What would Jesus do..for a Klondike Bar?'

Mush gossips '*leaves a slime trail as he moves along*'
Mush gossips 'oh, I'm dead sexy tooo.'

Centurion rambles 'Jesus saves..Gretzky steals! It's a breakaway...he shoots! He SCORES!'

Mush gossips '*mutter* Quagmire is going to be my bitch soon.'

Ganesha gossips 'I blame free radicals (the chemical kind, not the activist kind)'

Esperath gossips 'You lose your concentration.  You lose your concentration.  A mob's pierce annihilates between
your thighs.  You lose your virginity.  You lose your concentration yet again.'

ShapeShifter gossips 'hey, some of us are aware of that funny little implement called "running water" and it's
attendant friend "soap"'

Shiroijin gossips 'FIVE THE WHITEBOY BEATMANIA!!! *peer*'

Centurion gossips 'If my sister's good enough for me, she's good enough for you.'

NecroDude questions 'Why is it that those maids of pleasure or whatever they are are harder to kill than preffered
customers?'
Brutopia answers 'the maids got crabs to help them..'

Anubis MUSIC: 'I skip and jump, I laugh and play, I like to press wildflowers; I put on Women's clothing, and hang around in bars!'

Nassiral gossips 'You're almost clever.'
Nassiral gossips 'In the same way a bowling ball is almost sharp.'

Soapbox gossips 'kajiote is like a bucket full of metal mushrooms'

Shiroijin gossips 'WHO DARES CALL THE NAME OF "HE SHALL NOT BE NAMED TOO LOUD ANY TIME EARLIER THEN 9:00!!??!!?'

Centurion gossips '*starts sitcom called My Two Moms*'

Kaevin tells you 'hey, nothin better than a nice, long wood'

Centurion gossips 'I AM KAJIOTE'S LOVE CHILD.'
Centurion gossips 'Mommy....'
Centurion gossips 'Love me....'

Centurion gossips 'In fact, FeeBs...*glance Kajiote* *whisper whisper giggle whisper *eye Kajiote* whisper whisper
gesticulate whisper*'

Faxfane gossips '*gets kicked by Sheep*'

Macrowave answers 'your being alive makes me giggle'

Poly gossips 'i heard we had a war a few years ago in the middle east......would that be Pennsylvania?'

Mushu rambles 'i think ill make fun of you tommorow... when your ego is refreshed and ready to be squashed'

Madcap gossips 'Well, my friend that introduced me to the mud told me that he'd get me a 'discounted' rate, so long
as I paid cash to him on a monthly basis.'
Madcap gossips 'Just think, i've been paying HALF what you suckers are paying.'
>
Madcap gossips 'Yeah, Well...  I'm paying for PRIORITY service.  I bet you guys didn't even get the last Mud
Patch.'
Madcap gossips 'I have it... And let me tell you, it's -great-.  It lets you see -COLOUR- and everything.'
Madcap gossips 'Only $19.95 a month... Sometimes more around Holidays, but I don't know why.'
Madcap gossips 'My friend told me that if I keep paying for another year, I become a gold member - and get a CHANCE
to get invited to the 'Madrom Ball''
Madcap gossips 'Oh, how -lucky- i'll be then.'
Madcap gossips 'I pity you all, I must say.'
>
Madcap gossips 'Ahah... Okay, I'll give it a rest.  I get charged 5 cents per gossip use anyway.

Gallahad tells you 'you realize it'll be two more years before you can strip?'

Shiroijin gossips 'I am he who is called I AM (not stoned)  I WILL BATHE THE WORLD IN BLOOD!!  BLOOD COLORED
SODA!!!'
Shiroijin gossips 'Ph33R TEH WH17380Y!!!'

Gallahad gossips 'i feel nakked and alone'

Toil gossips 'i was thinking more like....*clear throat*   yo biatch you wanna take a ride in my 6-4.  we can go chill at my crib and get our bumpidy bump on'

Vic rambles 'Kaji is now the vibrator queen'

The Grand Mistress rambles 'you know, I could use a good
vibrater'

Kerkos rambles '<wielded>    (Humming) Kajiote's slightly used monster dildo'

Alicat gossips '*is floored by Calvin's snappy comeback*'

Kajiote gossips 'yes actually we caught watersprites out of the river and covered them with crack cocaine'

Someone answers 'w3r3 1337 d00dz m8'

Spitzka gossips 'you talk pretty big for a man with a little friend'

HI ICESONG YOU BABE IN THE BLACK LEATHER COME FUCK ME BOOTS

Someone gossips 'he's so damn cool, you could store a side of beef in him for a week'

Sarien gossips 'I've never once smoked anything but tobacco in my life!'
Sarien gossips 'Ok.. well I did.. but... I didn't inhale!'
Sarien gossips 'Ok.. so I inhaled but I didn't enjoy it!'
Bill Clinton gossips 'Me too!'

Kajiote gossips 'DAMNIT MY PIMP SAID IT WAS OVER!'
Your pimp tells you 'Bi-otch, get me my money!'

Sarien gossips 'What would Woodsy the Owl think =('
Sarien gossips 'Give a Hoot. .... Don't Pollute!'
Sarien gossips 'Rest In Peace, You Crazy Sumbitch......  God Bless You, Woodsy the Owl.'

Kajiote gives a better clue to Sarien.
Kajiote gossips 'BAHAHAH get a clue!'

Gallahad gossips 'i think i'm gonna just roll through smurf town and get a level a nickel and dime at a time'

Rossarian says 'noticable in the same sense as occasionally when dreaming  you'll notice that 'hey, people don't USUALLy turn into dinosaurs''
 
Milk rambles 'She folded faster than Superman on laundry day.'

Yikes gossips 'Kajiote <<< STOMPS >>> Shiroi's bad day!'
 
Yikes gossips 'Ah, well, you're probably right but I don't wanna get in the  middle of a pissing match between a bunch of IMMs.'
Yikes gossips 'Not healthy.'
Bastion gossips 'besides, if your in the middle you get all wet'
Yikes gossips 'And sticky, eeewwwwww.'

(Soapbox) QWEST: * I know my underage hooker trivia *

Mim rambles 'Twizlers are usually too fresh when you first open them'
Mim rambles 'but THIS pack is already stale  :/  I am worried'
Frizzy rambles 'Sounds like a gov't conspiracy'
Mim rambles 'damn the man   he better stay out of my twizlers if he knows what's good for him'

Mim gossips 'ha, we just say that so yer ego doesn't fall and crush us'

Legato froths and foams 'this is the creamiest urine sample i've ever tasted.'

Rossarian gossips 'You childish pig, eat your vegetables.'

Valkyrie gossips 'i had such a crush on GI Joe when i was a kid'
Toben gossips 'so did i'

Valkyrie gossips 'it's such a shame that we are all going to croak before the age of cybortronics (the cool kind) and our kids are going to live it up flying and blowing shit up.'

Shiroijin gossips 'I lucid think'
Shiroijin gossips 'But sometimes I lose control'
Shiroijin gossips 'I zoned out for half an hour during class thinking about elephant factories'

Shiroijin gossips 'I think my brain is starting to wander'
Shiroijin gossips 'I think I've transcended the realm of human thought and moved onto a level of cognitive power beyond the human brain'
Shiroijin gossips 'Either that or I'm REALLY bored'

Shiroijin gossips 'Watch out, he's stoned!  He might.. lay there and giggle!'
Shiroijin gossips 'EVERYONE GET DOWN!!! HE'S GOT A BAG OF CHIPS!'

Toben gossips 'oh  crash, *swoon*, i love it when you talk butch'
 
Mim gossips 'love it when guys say 'sucks' as if they were against it'

Esperath gossips 'Did he just assault us with a diaper?

Centurion answers '"How can you sleep at night, torturing a poor defenseless beagle?" "Hrmm? I'm too busy torturing to sleep. Come dawn, though, I'm all tucked out, and sleep like the proverbial baby.'

Cronax gossips 'you should know by now that cute and fluffy inherently mean instant death'

Belgarion gossips 'sar, just announce that yer a gay homophobic with a 1 inch dick and she'd probably agree with you...'

Belgarion gossips 'I mean I know, incest is just dandy. its a game the whole family can play but really!

Alicat rambles 'is this before or after Elvis clones attack?'

Don't make me turn this mud around, young man

(Mush) QWESTS: * I'm not here, leave a message after my insults *

### Sadly, Macrowave was killed by Kajiote's car.

You take steroids and type Faster! Harder! and Longer!

Eloko is in charge of manners.

Flashing lights and sirens cause you to ditch the pot!

Alicat gossips 'just pee on him.. he is easily confused'

You have become better at dying!

I am duh gweat and puwuwfuw OZ! U r makin a mesteak bein here.
The gweat and puwufuw OZ! is in excellent condition.

The gweat and puwufuw OZ! gossips 'Venuwate me. I am puwufuw!"