Mon 21 Apr 2008
Am I crazy or are the folks at the Yearning For Zion ranch just a little too inbred?
Mon 21 Apr 2008
Am I crazy or should Alyson Hannigan not go outside without make up on?
This is the abomination! Don’t you know you are a celebrity?! You are supposed to present an unrealistic image of beauty to the world!
Sun 20 Apr 2008
Am I crazy or are these home owners, assuming they are the guilty party (I dunno about you but I think they notice a DEAD BODY in their backyard), utter a few lines from Scooby Doo right about now?
Authorities say a group of children playing ball on a beach discovered an adult human skeleton in the back yard of home near Port Orange, Florida….
The sheriff’s office is talking to the residents of the home.
Sheriff: …and their plan was assume the dead man’s life.
Homeowner: Aye! And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids and that dog!
Thu 3 Apr 2008
I’ve been meaning to create a crap list of people or companies that have wronged me. So let’s start with the letter A.
AmeriTrade - Not only do you sell my personal information, both the unique email address I gave you so I track who’s been leaking my email address but you also also sold my home number to strangers! Including for some reason a chinese telemarking firm. And just to piss me off even more you have the audacity blame me for it. Now, I quick check of the internet shows it’s not me its you. Now, if I were the CEO of AmeriTrade I’d fire the CIO post haste for gross incompetence, as clearly this information leak is either an inside job or a massive security hole that allows anyone to see all your customers personal information. Both of which indicate a level of incompetence that should result in his/her termination. Of course you’re not going to do that cause your buddy buddy with them. You probably even play that sport where even the blind can make a hole in one with them, only your handicap is quite a bit higher.
Mon 31 Mar 2008
Am I crazy or does Tom Cruise really like the number 11?
Tom’s first divorce was in 1990. 11 years later…
Tom second divorce was in 2001.
Tom’s first wife was Mimi Rogers. (Born: 1956)
Tom’s second wife was Nicole Kidman (Born: 1967), 11 years later
Tom’s third was is Katie Holmes (Born: 1978), 11 years later.
The average number of letters in the name Tom’s wives: 11
Number of letters on Tom’s full name (Thomas Cruise Mapother IV): 22 (11×2)
Number of letters in the first movie he stared (Endless Love): 11
Thu 27 Mar 2008
Am I crazy or are we better off not knowing how many nuclear weapons we’re missing?
Defense Secretary Robert Gates has formally ordered the Air Force, Navy and Defense Logistics Agency to conduct an inventory of all U.S. nuclear weapons and nuclear weapon-related materials to make sure all items are accounted for.
I’m sure a few ended up as paper weights for some retiring general or ended being sold on ebay.
Sun 23 Mar 2008
Am I crazy or are you not supposed to sit on the baby when baby sitting.
Authorities suspect a 2-year-old boy who died with a fractured skull was accidentally crushed by a morbidly obese relative.
Wed 19 Mar 2008
I am crazy or are the protesters in Tibet doing it wrong? Notice there is NO ONE IN FRONT OF THE VEHICLE! WTF!?
This! This is how you protest and make the front page of all the world’s papers today!
Tue 18 Mar 2008
But March 19 made me shiver
With wireless message I’d deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
I couldn’t take one more step.
I can’t remember if I cried
When I read that he had died
But something touched me deep inside
The day the Arthur C. Clarke died.
Wed 12 Mar 2008
Am I crazy or is the Jaroslaw Kaczynski (better known is for Former Prime Minster of Poland) sounding a little like Trekkie Monster?
Poles should not be allowed to vote online because the Internet attracts people who watch “pornography while sipping a bottle of beer”, a former prime minister told his party’s Web site.
