Am I crazy or does this woman have the worst roommate ever?

A man accused of sexually assaulting a University of Arizona student gained access to the young woman’s room with the permission of her roommate.

And you thought your college roommate sucked.

Am I crazy or is this human resource director having an identify crisis?

I mean you say you are Diana Vaux, but your email says Jim Logan. I don’t even think those name belong to members of the same sex.

Am I crazy or is this problem better solved with some Hanzo Steel?

Scientists plan to use satellite photos to count Giant Kangaroo Rats.

Dear Palin Supporters,

Let me knock up your teenage daughters. Now, before you say “No, Are you crazy”, let me explain. Unlike soon to be Alaska’s First Son in Law, Levi Johnston, I have a career plan that involves more than knocking up the teenage daughter of governor, in hopes that one day her mom will become the vice-president and I’ll be set for life with a cushy government appointment… Hmm, actually that is a pretty good career plan for someone from bum-frak-nowhere…. KIDS If you want to get out of that small town your in, knock someone up, and you’ll go places!

Apparently Aetna doesn’t talk to Aenta, because Aetna wants a letter from Aetna, showing Aetna that I have coverage from Aetna. And you wonder why people go crazy when dealing with insurance companies.

Your mental health options are about to expire! Call the Mental Health Service Protection Program at 1-800-981-5097.

Am I crazy or is this how a zombie invasion usually starts?

Archaeologists are to open a long-sealed cave under a Mexican pyramid in the hope that it will unlock the mystery of one of ancient civilisation’s greatest cities.

I’m pretty sure caves leading into pyramids are sealed for a good reason be it homicidal mummies bent on the destruction of the world, aliens from outer space bent on the destruction of the world, or the destroyer of worlds himself!.

Am I crazy or does Bill Gates need a Mac?

So I got back up and running and went to Windows Updale again. I forgot why I was in Windows Update at all since all I wanted was to get Moviemaker.

So I went back to Microsoft.com and looked at the instructions. I have to click on a folder called WindowsXP. Why should I do that? Windows Update knows I am on Windows XP.

What does it mean to have to click on that folder? So I get a bunch of confusing stuff but sure enough one of them is Moviemaker.

So I do the download. The download is fast but the Install takes many minutes. Amazing how slow this thing is.

Psst… Bill, I’m sure if you said put a link that directly downloads Movie Maker on our website now. Someone can do it. If they can’t, FIRE EM and keep replacing them until you can someone that can.

Am I crazy or are the folks at the Yearning For Zion ranch just a little too inbred?

I mean is that a man or a woman? If it wasn’t for the dress, I wouldn’t be so sure. I guess that’s the reason this cult makes there women folk wear dress all the time.

Am I crazy or should Alyson Hannigan not go outside without make up on?

This is the abomination! Don’t you know you are a celebrity?! You are supposed to present an unrealistic image of beauty to the world!