So it seems a man by the name of John Claassen is suing our favorite unsponsor, eHarmony, because they won’t take him because he’s married. Boo-Hoo. If Mr. Claassen had been a regular reader of our site he would of known that they don’t take everyone and he shouldn’t feel to sad, since there is always our other unsponsor, Match dot com.

All that aside, am I crazy or is John Claassen an idiot? If a 12 er 100 year old girl can figure out how to get on myspace, then surely a 36 year old married single man can figure out how to get on eHarmony. He’s a lawyer after all, can’t he can come up with a creative definition of what the phrase “until your divorce is official” means?