You think gas is expensive here? Over in Germany it costs 1 friend
German woman left her friend as a deposit at a gas station because she did not have enough cash to pay for her petrol, police said Wednesday.
“She didn’t have enough money to pay the bill, so her friend stayed behind as a human deposit while she went to withdraw cash,” said a spokesman for police in the southern town of Muenchberg. “Unfortunately, the woman did not return.”
Am I crazy, or is the gas station owner supposed to KEEP the deposit? Isn’t that what a deposit is good for? I give you a deposit for say an apartment, if I don’t show up to rent it later, you get to keep the deposit. I don’t get my deposit back, do I?
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Where's Waldo?
So, what exactly is going on here? Some new form of gymnastics? If so, Mr. Cow is going to lose some points for not being vertical in his somersault.
Am I crazy or should they eat the cows after the bull fight is over? You could totally sell it: You seen him die! Now see him fry! or He fought the most! Now have him as a roast!
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Don't You Know I'm a Celebrity?
All I have to say is…. WIMP…
Stuntman David Blaine failed to break the world record for holding his breath underwater on Monday, falling nearly two minutes short of the record. After Blaine spent seven minutes and 8 seconds underwater without any breathing apparatus, he blacked out… the world record for holding one’s breath underwater is eight minutes, 58 seconds.
Am I crazy or should someone trying to break the world record would, you know, train for it… This is like someone running the 100 meter dash in 12.21 seconds, when the world record is 9.77 seconds. Hell, at 12.21 seconds even some of the special olympics kids are going to be you… Sorry Blaine, you are a WIMP.
Did anyone read this?
Hungarian builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel…
Am I crazy or is the dead man not supposed to be part of the rum… lets now…
Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest
Ok, that’s either fifteen little men, or one big dead man…
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
The RUM!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
More rum please…
The mate was fixed by the bosun’s pike
Admittedly, I had to look up bosun in the dictionary…
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
Yeah, I had to look up marlinspike too…
And cookey’s throat was marked belike
and belike… Yea, I’m dumb slow.
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o’day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Yup, nothing about mixing drinks with a dead man…
Although, A Dead Hungarian isn’t a bad name for a drink…
A Dead Hungarian
4 oz Rum
Twist of Dead Man
Mix in a highball glass two-thirds full of ice. Stir briskly and serve.