Did anyone read this?

Hungarian builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel…

Am I crazy or is the dead man not supposed to be part of the rum… lets now…

Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest

Ok, that’s either fifteen little men, or one big dead man…

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

The RUM!

Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

More rum please…

The mate was fixed by the bosun’s pike

Admittedly, I had to look up bosun in the dictionary…

The bosun brained with a marlinspike

Yeah, I had to look up marlinspike too…

And cookey’s throat was marked belike

and belike… Yea, I’m dumb slow.

It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o’day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Yup, nothing about mixing drinks with a dead man…

Although, A Dead Hungarian isn’t a bad name for a drink…

A Dead Hungarian

4 oz Rum
Twist of Dead Man

Mix in a highball glass two-thirds full of ice. Stir briskly and serve.