All I have to say is…. WIMP…

Stuntman David Blaine failed to break the world record for holding his breath underwater on Monday, falling nearly two minutes short of the record. After Blaine spent seven minutes and 8 seconds underwater without any breathing apparatus, he blacked out… the world record for holding one’s breath underwater is eight minutes, 58 seconds.

Am I crazy or should someone trying to break the world record would, you know, train for it… This is like someone running the 100 meter dash in 12.21 seconds, when the world record is 9.77 seconds. Hell, at 12.21 seconds even some of the special olympics kids are going to be you… Sorry Blaine, you are a WIMP.