Am I crazy or is this the worst get rich quick/work at home ad ever? I mean $100.00 a year… Thinking about that ONE HUNDREND DOLLARS A YEAR! Woot! You could be a hundredaire! After two year you be a mutil-hundredaire!

Am I crazy or is there something wrong with the rendering this cow? This cow comes from the movie Barnyard. This is Otis, who happens to be a male. This can mean one of several things: male cows have udders (I think everyone knows this difference between boys and girls) or male cows have four pronged penises (having never seen a cow penis, I cannot discount this possibility) or the cows of Barnyard are all females with very deep voices, (The L-Word: Barnyard edition anyone?). So we either have kids movie about transgender cows who walk around flashing their boobs, or a kids movie with a serious amount a IN YOUR FACE full frontal male nudity, or a movie about some butch lesbian cows… How did this only get a PG rating? How the hell did this movie even get off the drawing board? Surely someone should have noticed…

Am I crazy or do all white people look the same? Apparently in Indiana families can’t even tell their their own daughter from a stranger.

A couple sat by their daughter’s hospital bedside for weeks after an auto accident until she came out of a coma and they realized she was not their daughter after all, but another blond-haired young woman injured in the wreck.

In any case how can you not know? The only way these two girls have the same hair color, breast size, height, weight, hair cut is if… is if OMG! IS IF THEY ARE CLONES! OMG! OMG! OMG! They are cloning white blond women in Indiana! Someone call CNN!