Wed 14 Jun 2006
Am I crazy or is there something wrong with the rendering this cow? This cow comes from the movie Barnyard. This is Otis, who happens to be a male. This can mean one of several things: male cows have udders (I think everyone knows this difference between boys and girls) or male cows have four pronged penises (having never seen a cow penis, I cannot discount this possibility) or the cows of Barnyard are all females with very deep voices, (The L-Word: Barnyard edition anyone?). So we either have kids movie about transgender cows who walk around flashing their boobs, or a kids movie with a serious amount a IN YOUR FACE full frontal male nudity, or a movie about some butch lesbian cows… How did this only get a PG rating? How the hell did this movie even get off the drawing board? Surely someone should have noticed…