Am I crazy or is there something very wrong with people from Alabama

Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville.

From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother…

Revenge on his brother by raping his mother?! What!? Isn’t revenge normally severed on the perpetrator of the act that requires avenging? No, wait, that’s V-E-N-D-E-T-T-A. Revenge is…

Revenge is a dish best served cold. — Dorothy Parker¹

In any case the only way this makes sense is mommy loved the brother more, alot more, perhaps a little too much more… this is the deep south right…

¹ Bet you didn’t know that.

Am I crazy or do all Chinese people look the same?

According to a judge in Scotland they do.

A Scottish judge cleared a student from China of a motoring offence after claiming that “all Chinese people can look the same”

Am I crazy or are these parents just a little nuts…

The parents of a bride-to-be told their daughter they were taking her on a shopping trip, but then drove to Colorado and kept her there until she missed the nuptials, officials said.

Yup it’s the old let go shopping trick, works every time… In any case, what’s up with these parents, could they not have objected to this union in the old fashion way? Would have made a pretty powerful statement if the father of the bride says ‘Take a hike boy’ when the priest asks does any one object, the groom would probably piss himself.

The couple, both students at Brigham Young University, were married in the temple on August 8, Myers said. They are expecting their first child in May.

Let’s see now August, September, October, November, December, January, February, March, April, May… that makes 10… Someone got busy…