Am I crazy or is there something very wrong with people from Alabama

Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville.

From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother…

Revenge on his brother by raping his mother?! What!? Isn’t revenge normally severed on the perpetrator of the act that requires avenging? No, wait, that’s V-E-N-D-E-T-T-A. Revenge is…

Revenge is a dish best served cold. — Dorothy Parker¹

In any case the only way this makes sense is mommy loved the brother more, alot more, perhaps a little too much more… this is the deep south right…

¹ Bet you didn’t know that.