Am I crazy, or has the Yahoo news spider bot gone mad…

Sure sure, he does have a connection to the story in question, but so does Kevin Bacon…. Let’s see now
Kevin Bacon was in Apollo 13…
13 minus 1 is 12…
12 was the age Neil Havens Rodreick II was pretending to be…
Neil Havens Rodreick II was having sex with Lonnie Stiffler…
Lonnie Stiffler is the guy in the photo

There I did it in five! Five, Five, Five…. Let’s sing a song of five, how many is five?

Edit: The google ad bot is amusing as well…