March 2007
Monthly Archive
Tue 20 Mar 2007
Posted by The Crazed Blogger under
Where's Waldo?
Am I crazy or did these kids fail art class? A protest sign made from cloth and duct tape!?! What ever happened to cardboard and colored marker? Not only is it made from shoddy materials but the text layout is terrible! If we read it from left to right, top to bottom the way english is normally read it says “SPEECH FREE FOUR STUDENTS”. What the hell does that mean? And how exactly did it end up that way? I dunno about you, but if I start writing, I start from the top left. FREE starts from the bottom left? Which language starts writing from the bottom of the page?
Thu 15 Mar 2007
Posted by The Crazed Blogger under
This Ain't CNN
Am I crazy, or are these some exceptionally bad cats. And I don’t mean “You know I’m bad, I’m bad…” bad, but awful bad.
Two stray cats attacked three people after they got into a house in North Platte…
She told the officer it happened when the two cats entered the residence and attacked her for no reason…
Thu 15 Mar 2007
Posted by The Crazed Blogger under
Where's Waldo?
Wanted: Dead or Alive
Aliases: Chiquita, Banana,
M. sapientum, Peanut Butter Jelly
Caution: Banana is wanted in connection with a number of falls. Banana is to be considered ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS! Do not attempt to apprehend Banana. Call 9-11 if you have seen Banana.
Fri 9 Mar 2007
Posted by The Crazed Blogger under
Teh InterWeb
Am I crazy or is the banner of amigoingcrazy.com (no relation to amicrazy.com) crazy? Since when did you use a stethoscope to diagnose mental illness? Unless the patient is very quietly singing peanut butter jelly, I’m pretty sure you don’t…. Or maybe the webmaster isn’t going, but has gone. Crazy! It’s just crazy I tell you!
Thu 8 Mar 2007
Posted by The Crazed Blogger under
Sing-A-Longs
He went down, down, down and the flames went higher,
And it burned, burned, burned,
his balls on fire,
his balls on fire.
Fri 2 Mar 2007
Posted by The Crazed Blogger under
This Ain't CNN
I always thought an UNCLE was one’s mother’s brother. (Double possessives word score!).
But, these wacky germans have it confused…
A German brother and sister who have had four children together…
…or maybe they don’t, after all he’s just a dad who’s also an uncle… To the same people… But unless I am crazy (Hey! Wait! You said it out of order! You can’t do that!) this going to make answering “who is your favorite aunt/uncle?” a little awkward…
Q: Who is your favorite uncle?
A: My dad…
Q: What about your favorite aunt?
A: My mom…
Even more awkward would be if they answered with the name of someone who wasn’t their mom or dad…