Am I crazy or does this stand alone without commentary?

a horseback rider lassoed a motorcyclist who was riding repeatedly around a group of equestrians. The motorcyclist was yanked off his bike, but suffered only rope burns around his neck. He also was cited for illegally riding in a wash. The equestrian was not charged.

Am I crazy or should this kid seriously consider getting a real job?

Frelinghuysen, 61, gave chase and caught the suspect a short distance away. Two passing police officers saw the chase and arrested the 18-year-old suspect

Hey kid, if you, an 18-year old in the prime of your life, can’t win a foot race with a 61 year old man, someone you should be able to out run without breaking a sweat, you might want to consider changing your target to say people with canes or walkers. Stay away from people in wheel chairs, as they will run you down in no time.

Am I crazy or is this special FBI agent um… special?

A FBI special agent is facing sex-offense charges after a cleaning woman claimed she found him May 3 masturbating in a women’s lavatory on campus..

Then again he might be assigned to the XXX-Files.