Am I crazy or should this kid seriously consider getting a real job?

Frelinghuysen, 61, gave chase and caught the suspect a short distance away. Two passing police officers saw the chase and arrested the 18-year-old suspect

Hey kid, if you, an 18-year old in the prime of your life, can’t win a foot race with a 61 year old man, someone you should be able to out run without breaking a sweat, you might want to consider changing your target to say people with canes or walkers. Stay away from people in wheel chairs, as they will run you down in no time.