Did anyone else read this?

A man who lost his ball in a golf course pond nearly lost a limb when a nearly 11-foot alligator latched on to his arm and pulled him in the water…the one-eyed alligator, which measured 10 feet, 11 inches.

Well I saw the thing comin’ out of the sky.
It had one long horn, one big eye.
I commenced to shakin’ and I said,”Ooh-eee”
It looks like a purple people eater to me.
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater…
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater…
A one-eyed one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater…
Sure looks strange to me.