Oh the alcohol in Lindsay Lohan’s cup goes down her throat!
Down her throat! Down her throat!
Oh the alcohol in Lindsay Lohan’s cup goes down her throat!
As long as she’s at a bar!

Oh the cocaine in Lindsay Lohan’s pockets goes up her nose!
Up her nose! Up her nose!
Oh the cocaine in Lindsay Lohan’s pockets goes up her nose!
All night long!

Oh the SUV driven by Lindsay Lohan goes honk honk honk!
Honk honk honk! Honk honk honk!
Oh the SUV driven by Lindsay Lohan goes honk honk honk!
All around the town!

Oh the woman being chased by Lindsay Lohan dials 9-1-1!
9-1-1! 9-1-1!
Oh the woman being chased by Lindsay Lohan dials 9-1-1!
As she tries to run!

Oh the police in Santa Monica read Lindsay her Miranda rights!
Miranda rights! Miranda rights!
Oh the police in Santa Monica read Lindsay her Miranda rights!
As she’s booked into jail!

Am I crazy or are the parents of this kid totally disrespecting his privacy.

A 26-year-old man was jailed Tuesday on suspicion of murder after his father found a teenage girl’s body in his closet, authorities said.

Sure, he was hiding something in his closet he didn’t want his parents to know about. But what male kid doesn’t have a copy of Playboy stashed under his bed? In any case, didn’t anyone notice a smell? Cause it sure sounds like that body was in there for a few days…

Jason Shenfeld’s parents noticed their son seemed nervous and had been locking his bedroom door.

Or maybe the kid just smells bad to begin with.

Badger badger badger…

THE Iraqi port city of Basra, already prey to a nasty turf war between rival militia factions, has now been gripped by a scary rumour – giant badgers are stalking the street

Mushroom! Mushroom!

Looks like TB Man is back in the news!

Am I crazy or are these kids going to need YEARS of therapy?

Therapist: Tell me about you iPhoneophobia.
Kid+20 years: It’s all started when I was a little kid.
T: Go on…
K: My dad had just brought home an iPhone and he told us to kneel before it
T: And how did this make you feel?
K: I was fine until I said “But, the Treo does all that”… Then my dad was like THOSE WORDS ARE BLASPHEMY!! DO NOT BLASPHEME! DO NOT BLASPHEME!
T: Wasn’t that an episode of Dr. Who?

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So ScienceDaily questions What Happened Before the Big Bang

Am I crazy or is the answer

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