Am I crazy or are these kids going to need YEARS of therapy?

Therapist: Tell me about you iPhoneophobia.
Kid+20 years: It’s all started when I was a little kid.
T: Go on…
K: My dad had just brought home an iPhone and he told us to kneel before it
T: And how did this make you feel?
K: I was fine until I said “But, the Treo does all that”… Then my dad was like THOSE WORDS ARE BLASPHEMY!! DO NOT BLASPHEME! DO NOT BLASPHEME!
T: Wasn’t that an episode of Dr. Who?

Picture Stolen From:Cult of Mac