Am I crazy or is the US losing its monopoly is silly rules and regulations?

China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission. According to a statement issued by the State Administration for Religious Affairs, the law, which goes into effect next month and strictly stipulates the procedures by which one is to reincarnate, is “an important move to institutionalize management of reincarnation.”

Next thing you know they will ban bear wrestling.

Am I crazy or is this the perfect gift for the KKK member who has everything?

I mean where can you go wrong? It even comes with a neck strap and a nice instruction manual!

Am I crazy or does this mean Jenna Bush is pregnant!?

Jenna Bush, 25, is marrying Henry Hager, 28, a former White House aide who used to work with Karl Rove.

I mean he’s not very attractive… and…

He is returning to the University of Virginia in the fall, where he is getting his master’s degree in business. He went to Wake Forest University for his undergraduate studies.

Seeing hes’s 28, he was either on the 10 year plan, didn’t start college until he was 24, or was unable to hold down a real job. Surely the presidents daughter can do better! Psst, Jenna we’re available!

P.S.: Dearest Secret Service Members we mean no harm and this is all in good fun.