Am I crazy or does this mean Jenna Bush is pregnant!?

Jenna Bush, 25, is marrying Henry Hager, 28, a former White House aide who used to work with Karl Rove.

I mean he’s not very attractive… and…

He is returning to the University of Virginia in the fall, where he is getting his master’s degree in business. He went to Wake Forest University for his undergraduate studies.

Seeing hes’s 28, he was either on the 10 year plan, didn’t start college until he was 24, or was unable to hold down a real job. Surely the presidents daughter can do better! Psst, Jenna we’re available!

P.S.: Dearest Secret Service Members we mean no harm and this is all in good fun.