Am I crazy or should Chuck E. Cheese hire a few security cats to be a Tom to these Jerries Or a Sylvester to these Gonzales?

Police were called to break up a weekend fight among a rowdy group of teenage girls at the family-themed pizza restaurant, Chuck E. Cheese.

The more than a dozen girls, between 13 and 16 years old, went berserk in the restaurant’s lobby Saturday night, police said.

A long, long time ago…
I can still remember
How punctuation used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could use an ellipses or two
And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

But the Oxford English Dictionary made me shiver
With every paper I’d deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
I couldn’t take one more step.

I can’t remember if I cried
When I saw the words got squeezed,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the hyphen died…

Am I crazy or are these Amish not being very, um, Amish.

In a rare move, the Amish — who typically do not go on camera — described the incident on a video posted on YouTube.com.

I mean apart from the fact they even dare to use camera that will steal their souls and condemn them to eternal damnation. How do the Amish even known about YouTube?! One would think, with their doctrine of separation, that YouTube would be considered more sacrilegious than electricity.

Am I crazy or is this guys, um, explanation is rather, um, thin…

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. — Sheboygan police got a surprise after they stunned a man during a traffic stop: They opened his trunk and found a live chicken.

The man told the officers he got the fowl from a local fast food restaurant, police Capt. James Tetzlaff said.

A live chicken from a local fast food restaurant.. Hmmm… right… Just what is there to do with a chicken?

So Senator’s Larry Craig’s children believe he’s not gay.

“We’ve known him our whole life. He has been so trustworthy to us, so honest to us, that we believe him,” Michael Craig said.

Am I crazy or is this to be expected!? I mean how many grown children even believe their 60+ year old parents are still having sex? Yet alone gay sex.

Let me put it this way. Imagine your dad having sex with your mom.
Now imagine your dad choking the chicken with the Indian Chief from the Village People.

On the issue on is he gay, straight, or taken, I think this is more telling…

Larry Craig adopted Michael and his two siblings after marrying their mother

Let’s see.
1. Plead guilty to disorderly conduct. (is that what they are calling it these days?)
2. Restroom in which the conduct occurred is “is a known location for homosexual activity.” (Are there any Men in this Men’s room?!)
3. Adopted rather than procreated. (Hmmm… It’s a slam dunk)