Am I crazy or is this doctor’s excuse just a bit of a stretch.

A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases.

Police say Anderson said during recorded phone calls that he routinely massaged patients’ chests to treat temporo-mandibular joint disorder, or TMJ.

Yes, appropriate in cases such as breast augmentation. But TMJ? That’s a stretch, cause you know…

The jaw bone is connected to the, cranium bone.
The cranium bone is connected to the, cervical vertebrae bones.
The cervical vertebrae bones are connected to the, thoracic vertebrae bones!
The thoracic vertebrae bones are connected to the, Rib Bone!
and The Rib Bone is Connected to the Breast!!