Try not to catch a VD on VD.

Am I crazy or did the graphics editors at CNN.com fail their class in the presentation of graphical information?

Really now, yellow vs. yellow with slashes? What are they doing? Editing their images using MacPaint?

Nah, if they were using MacPaint you would have been able to tell which states are voting today.

Am I crazy or did someone had an objection to this union.

Kim Sjostrom wanted a real-life version of the film “My Big Fat Greek Wedding,” which played in the background as friends fixed her hair and makeup before her own marriage ceremony.

But less than an hour after she and Teddy Efkarpides were wed, Sjostrom crumpled in her husband’s arms during a Greek song that means “Love Me.”

I can see it now…

Priest: speak now or forever hold your peace…
God: Psst, it me God. I object!
Priest (to himself): Oh no! Did I forget to take my meds? I’m hearing voices again!
God: Your not hearing voices! It is I god!
Priest (to himself): Gotta wrap this up quick!
Priest:By the power vested in me by the State of Florida, you may now kiss the bride.
God (muttering to itself): Grrr… wait i minute… I’m god… Now let me see…

God flips madly though its spellbook

God: Let’s see now… curses… plague of locusts… unbearable boils… pillar of salt! That was a good one! Those were good times… I know!… Plague of Atherosclerosis… doesn’t quite have a ring to it but it’s better than nothing.

Am I crazy or is the U.S. military losing its edge…

American fighter jets intercepted two Russian bombers, one of which buzzed a U.S. aircraft carrier in the western Pacific over the weekend, U.S. military officials told CNN Monday.

One of them twice flew about 2,000 feet over the deck of the USS Nimitz…

Was the radar operator sleeping on the job? How does a bomber of the red air force get even within 100 miles of one of our carriers without some type of response? If this had been an actual first strike, the USS Nimitz would be at the bottom of the Pacific, without having even fired a shot….