Am I crazy or did someone had an objection to this union.

Kim Sjostrom wanted a real-life version of the film “My Big Fat Greek Wedding,” which played in the background as friends fixed her hair and makeup before her own marriage ceremony.

But less than an hour after she and Teddy Efkarpides were wed, Sjostrom crumpled in her husband’s arms during a Greek song that means “Love Me.”

I can see it now…

Priest: speak now or forever hold your peace…
God: Psst, it me God. I object!
Priest (to himself): Oh no! Did I forget to take my meds? I’m hearing voices again!
God: Your not hearing voices! It is I god!
Priest (to himself): Gotta wrap this up quick!
Priest:By the power vested in me by the State of Florida, you may now kiss the bride.
God (muttering to itself): Grrr… wait i minute… I’m god… Now let me see…

God flips madly though its spellbook

God: Let’s see now… curses… plague of locusts… unbearable boils… pillar of salt! That was a good one! Those were good times… I know!… Plague of Atherosclerosis… doesn’t quite have a ring to it but it’s better than nothing.