Am I crazy or does Tom Cruise really like the number 11?

Tom’s first divorce was in 1990. 11 years later…
Tom second divorce was in 2001.

Tom’s first wife was Mimi Rogers. (Born: 1956)
Tom’s second wife was Nicole Kidman (Born: 1967), 11 years later
Tom’s third was is Katie Holmes (Born: 1978), 11 years later.

The average number of letters in the name Tom’s wives: 11
Number of letters on Tom’s full name (Thomas Cruise Mapother IV): 22 (11×2)
Number of letters in the first movie he stared (Endless Love): 11

Am I crazy or are we better off not knowing how many nuclear weapons we’re missing?

Defense Secretary Robert Gates has formally ordered the Air Force, Navy and Defense Logistics Agency to conduct an inventory of all U.S. nuclear weapons and nuclear weapon-related materials to make sure all items are accounted for.

I’m sure a few ended up as paper weights for some retiring general or ended being sold on ebay.

Am I crazy or are you not supposed to sit on the baby when baby sitting.

Authorities suspect a 2-year-old boy who died with a fractured skull was accidentally crushed by a morbidly obese relative.

I am crazy or are the protesters in Tibet doing it wrong? Notice there is NO ONE IN FRONT OF THE VEHICLE! WTF!?

This! This is how you protest and make the front page of all the world’s papers today!

Am I crazy or is the Jaroslaw Kaczynski (better known is for Former Prime Minster of Poland) sounding a little like Trekkie Monster?

Poles should not be allowed to vote online because the Internet attracts people who watch “pornography while sipping a bottle of beer”, a former prime minister told his party’s Web site.

Oh! Katie bear what have you done!?

Nooo!

Where have all the neutrinos gone, long time passing?
Where have all the neutrinos gone, long long time ago?
Where have all the neutrinos gone, gone to sea of cosmic neutrinos that permeates the every one.
When will they ever learn, oh when will they ever learn.

Where have all the photons gone, long time passing?
Where have all the photons gone, long long time ago?
Where have all the photons gone, adsorbed by atoms every one.
When will they ever learn, oh when will they ever learn.

Where have all the atoms gone, long time passing?
Where have all the atoms gone, long long time ago?
Where have all the atoms gone, fused into heavier elements every one.
When will they ever learn, oh when will they ever learn.

Where have all the dark matter gone, long time passing?
Where have all the dark matter gone, long long time ago?
Where have all the dark matter gone, answer this and you could win a Nobel.
When will they ever learn, oh when will they ever learn.

Credit: WMAP Science Team

Am I crazy or are traders trying to cause a recession? Sure they may all look sad in this photo.

But isn’t this pretty much their fault? If they would just stop trading, then the value of stocks would be unchanging. If they had stopped trading in January the Dow would be 1,150.27 points higher and we wouldn’t be in this mess.