Am I crazy or are the folks at the Yearning For Zion ranch just a little too inbred?

I mean is that a man or a woman? If it wasn’t for the dress, I wouldn’t be so sure. I guess that’s the reason this cult makes there women folk wear dress all the time.

Am I crazy or should Alyson Hannigan not go outside without make up on?

This is the abomination! Don’t you know you are a celebrity?! You are supposed to present an unrealistic image of beauty to the world!

Am I crazy or are these home owners, assuming they are the guilty party (I dunno about you but I think they notice a DEAD BODY in their backyard), utter a few lines from Scooby Doo right about now?

Authorities say a group of children playing ball on a beach discovered an adult human skeleton in the back yard of home near Port Orange, Florida….

The sheriff’s office is talking to the residents of the home.

Sheriff: …and their plan was assume the dead man’s life.
Homeowner: Aye! And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids and that dog!

I’ve been meaning to create a crap list of people or companies that have wronged me. So let’s start with the letter A.

AmeriTrade - Not only do you sell my personal information, both the unique email address I gave you so I track who’s been leaking my email address but you also also sold my home number to strangers! Including for some reason a chinese telemarking firm. And just to piss me off even more you have the audacity blame me for it. Now, I quick check of the internet shows it’s not me its you. Now, if I were the CEO of AmeriTrade I’d fire the CIO post haste for gross incompetence, as clearly this information leak is either an inside job or a massive security hole that allows anyone to see all your customers personal information. Both of which indicate a level of incompetence that should result in his/her termination. Of course you’re not going to do that cause your buddy buddy with them. You probably even play that sport where even the blind can make a hole in one with them, only your handicap is quite a bit higher.