Am I crazy or are these home owners, assuming they are the guilty party (I dunno about you but I think they notice a DEAD BODY in their backyard), utter a few lines from Scooby Doo right about now?

Authorities say a group of children playing ball on a beach discovered an adult human skeleton in the back yard of home near Port Orange, Florida….

The sheriff’s office is talking to the residents of the home.

Sheriff: …and their plan was assume the dead man’s life.
Homeowner: Aye! And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids and that dog!