Am I crazy or is this human resource director having an identify crisis?

I mean you say you are Diana Vaux, but your email says Jim Logan. I don’t even think those name belong to members of the same sex.

Am I crazy or is this problem better solved with some Hanzo Steel?

Scientists plan to use satellite photos to count Giant Kangaroo Rats.

Dear Palin Supporters,

Let me knock up your teenage daughters. Now, before you say “No, Are you crazy”, let me explain. Unlike soon to be Alaska’s First Son in Law, Levi Johnston, I have a career plan that involves more than knocking up the teenage daughter of governor, in hopes that one day her mom will become the vice-president and I’ll be set for life with a cushy government appointment… Hmm, actually that is a pretty good career plan for someone from bum-frak-nowhere…. KIDS If you want to get out of that small town your in, knock someone up, and you’ll go places!