Am I crazy or is the Peach Pit a lousy name for a diner…  Yes, I know all the cool kids from 90210 used to hang out there… but why would you name your restaurant after an inedible part of a fruit?  You don’t hear steak houses calling themselves Udder Delight…  um, wait, Udder Delight does sound like a good name for a restaurant… Ok, bad example… You don’t hear steak house calling themselves The Tasty Muzzel… do you?

Your mission should you choose to accept it, is to enter a police station while wearing ski masks and armed with Tec-9. Make your way down to the evidence locker, hold your gun to the head of the evidence officer all without arousing suspicion.

Am I crazy or is something not right here? I’m all for the suspension of disbelief, but this one goes a little far… people wearing ski masks in Florida? Isn’t Florida a little warm for people to be wearing ski masks?

Oh No! The geometry final is TOMMOROW! What every shall I do? Where every shall I go?! I know! I’ll go to this homework help site they are advertising on Discovery Channel called cosmeo.com….

What a minute, I’m asian! Am I crazy or something? Why am I worrying? I should be as supremely confident as my blond friend.

Fear not, our bold spacecraft commander has once again solved the crime! Finding a key piece of evidence, a bloody fingerprint, on a bill from a museum vending machine… Only problem, they find it on a TWENTY dollar bill.

Am I crazy or is a TWENTY dollar bill a little large for a pack of MnM? Did the prop room run out of one dollar bills? Or is Mark Furman up to his old tricks and working for the NYPD now?

So, there is this commercial running on TV. I’m sure many of you have seen it, the one where a girl comes running up to her dad and asks for $80. The daughter explains that she just has to have this pair of jeans that EVERYONE is wearing, so dad quickly buys some stock in the company making the jeans and then hands his daughter $80.

Am I crazy or is Mr. Ameritrade not the most savvy of investors? Investing on a tip from your teenage daughter? Pl-ezese…

Let me break it down for you pops…

1. When Ameritrade Daughter says EVERYONE has a pair she really means just three other people do.
2. Things, especially for the teen crowd, go in and out of popularity faster then… well you can insert your own favorite euphemism here. I was going to go with jackrabbit, but that really doesn’t give you the trust of my argument.
3. DO invest in modeling and acting lessons for Ameritrade Daughter, she’s cute, and could easily land the role of say, a teenage daughter asking her dad for money, because she just has to have this pair jeans…