Chatting with my Google Therapist:

Me: Am I Crazy?
Google: Many people who suffer from phobias begin to think that something is wrong with them or that they’re crazy.
Me: But I don’t have a phobia.
Google: I have a bit of a dental phobia.
Me: I thought this was about me and not you.
Google: It’s Not You, It’s Your Apartment.
Me: Excuse me? Are you saying something about my housekeeping skills?
Google: I didn’t even say excuse me.
Me: No, I did!
Google: No, Internet Explorer did not handle it properly.
Me: What does Internet Explorer have to do with who said excuse me?
Google: I’m a Mac user, so Internet Explorer is not for me anymore.
Me: Are you crazy?
Google: Not everyone’s got what it takes be a serial killer.
Me: Oh, look at time! Gotta Go!
Google: And back at home, Toby didn’t quite make it to the potty this time.