Criminals Who Can't Play Mastermind!


Am I crazy or are these two moms acting like kids…

A child’s birthday party at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in Massachusetts was cut short when a fight broke out between two mothers.

The mother of the 9-year-old birthday boy apparently became enraged because the other woman’s son was “hogging” an arcade game, Natick, Mass., police said

I’m guessing it went down like this…

Mom-1: My kids turn!
Mom-2: No! My kids turn!
Mom-1: No! Mine!
Mom-2: Mine!
Mom-1 & 2: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! MINE!! MINE!! MINE!!

Am I crazy or is this kida Mr. Grinch in training?

A 12-year-old Ames boy is accused of robbing a man selling Christmas trees Saturday.

Police arrested Deandre Williams, 12, of Ames.

Christmas tree vendors one day the next thing you know Deandre Williams will be looking like…

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Am I crazy or is this guys, um, explanation is rather, um, thin…

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. — Sheboygan police got a surprise after they stunned a man during a traffic stop: They opened his trunk and found a live chicken.

The man told the officers he got the fowl from a local fast food restaurant, police Capt. James Tetzlaff said.

A live chicken from a local fast food restaurant.. Hmmm… right… Just what is there to do with a chicken?

Am I crazy or are the parents of this kid totally disrespecting his privacy.

A 26-year-old man was jailed Tuesday on suspicion of murder after his father found a teenage girl’s body in his closet, authorities said.

Sure, he was hiding something in his closet he didn’t want his parents to know about. But what male kid doesn’t have a copy of Playboy stashed under his bed? In any case, didn’t anyone notice a smell? Cause it sure sounds like that body was in there for a few days…

Jason Shenfeld’s parents noticed their son seemed nervous and had been locking his bedroom door.

Or maybe the kid just smells bad to begin with.

Am I crazy or does this stand alone without commentary?

a horseback rider lassoed a motorcyclist who was riding repeatedly around a group of equestrians. The motorcyclist was yanked off his bike, but suffered only rope burns around his neck. He also was cited for illegally riding in a wash. The equestrian was not charged.

Am I crazy or should this kid seriously consider getting a real job?

Frelinghuysen, 61, gave chase and caught the suspect a short distance away. Two passing police officers saw the chase and arrested the 18-year-old suspect

Hey kid, if you, an 18-year old in the prime of your life, can’t win a foot race with a 61 year old man, someone you should be able to out run without breaking a sweat, you might want to consider changing your target to say people with canes or walkers. Stay away from people in wheel chairs, as they will run you down in no time.

Am I crazy or is this special FBI agent um… special?

A FBI special agent is facing sex-offense charges after a cleaning woman claimed she found him May 3 masturbating in a women’s lavatory on campus..

Then again he might be assigned to the XXX-Files.