Am I crazy or is the Jaroslaw Kaczynski (better known is for Former Prime Minster of Poland) sounding a little like Trekkie Monster?

Poles should not be allowed to vote online because the Internet attracts people who watch “pornography while sipping a bottle of beer”, a former prime minister told his party’s Web site.

Am I crazy or does this mean Jenna Bush is pregnant!?

Jenna Bush, 25, is marrying Henry Hager, 28, a former White House aide who used to work with Karl Rove.

I mean he’s not very attractive… and…

He is returning to the University of Virginia in the fall, where he is getting his master’s degree in business. He went to Wake Forest University for his undergraduate studies.

Seeing hes’s 28, he was either on the 10 year plan, didn’t start college until he was 24, or was unable to hold down a real job. Surely the presidents daughter can do better! Psst, Jenna we’re available!

P.S.: Dearest Secret Service Members we mean no harm and this is all in good fun.

Am I crazy or does Giada De Laurentiis have an abnormally large forehead? She also seems to have an unusually large number of teeth… And that smile… I’ve seen that smile before… doesn’t that smile kind of reminds you of….

Yup! That’s it! What kind of name is Giada anyway? Giada makes me think of Giardia, something you really don’t want to eat, not that Giada De Laurentiis needs to eat all that much… afterall, she’s no Rachel Ray… $40 ought to last her a week…
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Apparently, the most common way people come across this website is due to THIS picture, which is from the site formerly known as amicrazy.com. Forget it guys, this isn’t her website and I’m not giving you her email address. Plus, you have NO CHANCE, NO CHANCE AT ALL…

For better luck try one of our unsponsors.

So, there is this commercial running on TV. I’m sure many of you have seen it, the one where a girl comes running up to her dad and asks for $80. The daughter explains that she just has to have this pair of jeans that EVERYONE is wearing, so dad quickly buys some stock in the company making the jeans and then hands his daughter $80.

Am I crazy or is Mr. Ameritrade not the most savvy of investors? Investing on a tip from your teenage daughter? Pl-ezese…

Let me break it down for you pops…

1. When Ameritrade Daughter says EVERYONE has a pair she really means just three other people do.
2. Things, especially for the teen crowd, go in and out of popularity faster then… well you can insert your own favorite euphemism here. I was going to go with jackrabbit, but that really doesn’t give you the trust of my argument.
3. DO invest in modeling and acting lessons for Ameritrade Daughter, she’s cute, and could easily land the role of say, a teenage daughter asking her dad for money, because she just has to have this pair jeans…