Dear Palin Supporters,

Let me knock up your teenage daughters. Now, before you say “No, Are you crazy”, let me explain. Unlike soon to be Alaska’s First Son in Law, Levi Johnston, I have a career plan that involves more than knocking up the teenage daughter of governor, in hopes that one day her mom will become the vice-president and I’ll be set for life with a cushy government appointment… Hmm, actually that is a pretty good career plan for someone from bum-frak-nowhere…. KIDS If you want to get out of that small town your in, knock someone up, and you’ll go places!

Am I crazy or are we better off not knowing how many nuclear weapons we’re missing?

Defense Secretary Robert Gates has formally ordered the Air Force, Navy and Defense Logistics Agency to conduct an inventory of all U.S. nuclear weapons and nuclear weapon-related materials to make sure all items are accounted for.

I’m sure a few ended up as paper weights for some retiring general or ended being sold on ebay.

Am I crazy or is the U.S. military losing its edge…

American fighter jets intercepted two Russian bombers, one of which buzzed a U.S. aircraft carrier in the western Pacific over the weekend, U.S. military officials told CNN Monday.

One of them twice flew about 2,000 feet over the deck of the USS Nimitz…

Was the radar operator sleeping on the job? How does a bomber of the red air force get even within 100 miles of one of our carriers without some type of response? If this had been an actual first strike, the USS Nimitz would be at the bottom of the Pacific, without having even fired a shot….

Am I crazy or does someone in Washington really hate California?

…spiraled into IT chaos yesterday after a countermeasure applied from Washington essentially “deleted the ca.gov domain.”

You can shut down our tubes, but you can never take our freedom!

So Senator’s Larry Craig’s children believe he’s not gay.

“We’ve known him our whole life. He has been so trustworthy to us, so honest to us, that we believe him,” Michael Craig said.

Am I crazy or is this to be expected!? I mean how many grown children even believe their 60+ year old parents are still having sex? Yet alone gay sex.

Let me put it this way. Imagine your dad having sex with your mom.
Now imagine your dad choking the chicken with the Indian Chief from the Village People.

On the issue on is he gay, straight, or taken, I think this is more telling…

Larry Craig adopted Michael and his two siblings after marrying their mother

Let’s see.
1. Plead guilty to disorderly conduct. (is that what they are calling it these days?)
2. Restroom in which the conduct occurred is “is a known location for homosexual activity.” (Are there any Men in this Men’s room?!)
3. Adopted rather than procreated. (Hmmm… It’s a slam dunk)