Am I crazy or does the Greene County Schools Superintendent not understand what his job is?

“So, there are probably more opportunities for them to record things and to do things with the computers that they haven’t had before, unfortunately” Mazingo said. “It also greatly enhances the educational opportunities.”

“Unfortuantely, It also greatly enhances the educational opportunities.”?!? Yes, that is quite unfortunate.

Am I crazy or should Chuck E. Cheese hire a few security cats to be a Tom to these Jerries Or a Sylvester to these Gonzales?

Police were called to break up a weekend fight among a rowdy group of teenage girls at the family-themed pizza restaurant, Chuck E. Cheese.

The more than a dozen girls, between 13 and 16 years old, went berserk in the restaurant’s lobby Saturday night, police said.

Am I crazy or is there something very wrong with people from Alabama

Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville.

From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother…

Revenge on his brother by raping his mother?! What!? Isn’t revenge normally severed on the perpetrator of the act that requires avenging? No, wait, that’s V-E-N-D-E-T-T-A. Revenge is…

Revenge is a dish best served cold. — Dorothy Parker¹

In any case the only way this makes sense is mommy loved the brother more, alot more, perhaps a little too much more… this is the deep south right…

¹ Bet you didn’t know that.

Am I crazy or are kids getting dumber all the time?

The high school class of 2006 recorded the sharpest drop in SAT scores in 31 years…

31 years that the dumbest class since 1975! To make matters worse, kids today get to use calculators! How dumb do you have to be to do worse in math when you have a calculator!?