Am I crazy or are the folks at the Yearning For Zion ranch just a little too inbred?

I mean is that a man or a woman? If it wasn’t for the dress, I wouldn’t be so sure. I guess that’s the reason this cult makes there women folk wear dress all the time.

Am I crazy or did someone had an objection to this union.

Kim Sjostrom wanted a real-life version of the film “My Big Fat Greek Wedding,” which played in the background as friends fixed her hair and makeup before her own marriage ceremony.

But less than an hour after she and Teddy Efkarpides were wed, Sjostrom crumpled in her husband’s arms during a Greek song that means “Love Me.”

I can see it now…

Priest: speak now or forever hold your peace…
God: Psst, it me God. I object!
Priest (to himself): Oh no! Did I forget to take my meds? I’m hearing voices again!
God: Your not hearing voices! It is I god!
Priest (to himself): Gotta wrap this up quick!
Priest:By the power vested in me by the State of Florida, you may now kiss the bride.
God (muttering to itself): Grrr… wait i minute… I’m god… Now let me see…

God flips madly though its spellbook

God: Let’s see now… curses… plague of locusts… unbearable boils… pillar of salt! That was a good one! Those were good times… I know!… Plague of Atherosclerosis… doesn’t quite have a ring to it but it’s better than nothing.

Am I crazy or are these Amish not being very, um, Amish.

In a rare move, the Amish — who typically do not go on camera — described the incident on a video posted on YouTube.com.

I mean apart from the fact they even dare to use camera that will steal their souls and condemn them to eternal damnation. How do the Amish even known about YouTube?! One would think, with their doctrine of separation, that YouTube would be considered more sacrilegious than electricity.

Am I crazy or is the US losing its monopoly is silly rules and regulations?

China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission. According to a statement issued by the State Administration for Religious Affairs, the law, which goes into effect next month and strictly stipulates the procedures by which one is to reincarnate, is “an important move to institutionalize management of reincarnation.”

Next thing you know they will ban bear wrestling.