Sicence (I before E?)


Sat 8 Mar 2008

Where has all the neutrinos gone?

Posted by The Crazed Blogger under Sicence (I before E?)
 

Where have all the neutrinos gone, long time passing?
Where have all the neutrinos gone, long long time ago?
Where have all the neutrinos gone, gone to sea of cosmic neutrinos that permeates the every one.
When will they ever learn, oh when will they ever learn.

Where have all the photons gone, long time passing?
Where have all the photons gone, long long time ago?
Where have all the photons gone, adsorbed by atoms every one.
When will they ever learn, oh when will they ever learn.

Where have all the atoms gone, long time passing?
Where have all the atoms gone, long long time ago?
Where have all the atoms gone, fused into heavier elements every one.
When will they ever learn, oh when will they ever learn.

Where have all the dark matter gone, long time passing?
Where have all the dark matter gone, long long time ago?
Where have all the dark matter gone, answer this and you could win a Nobel.
When will they ever learn, oh when will they ever learn.

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Credit: WMAP Science Team

 

Thu 29 Nov 2007

Global Warming is Your Fault

Posted by The Crazed Blogger under Sicence (I before E?)
 

Am I crazy or does this imply that skinny people are to blame for global warming?

Food rotting in landfills contributes to global warming. Landfills are America’s primary source of methane emissions, and the second-largest component of landfills are organic materials. When food decomposes in a landfill, it releases methane, a greenhouse gas 21 times more damaging than carbon dioxide.

And who leaves their plates half full? Skinny people.

 

Wed 4 Jul 2007

What Happened Before the Bang Bang?

Posted by The Crazed Blogger under Sicence (I before E?)
 

So ScienceDaily questions What Happened Before the Big Bang

Am I crazy or is the answer

© 13.7 Billion BCE
All Rights reserved.

No part of this universe may be reproduced in any form or by any means without permission in writing from the publisher.

 

Mon 11 Jun 2007

There is a hole in my spaceship…

Posted by The Crazed Blogger under Sicence (I before E?) , Sing-A-Longs
 

There is a hole in my spaceship, dear NASA, dear NASA.
There is a hole in my spaceship, dear NASA, dear NASA.

Then fix it dear astronaut, dear astronaut, dear astronaut.
Then fix it dear astronaut, dear astronaut, dear astronaut.

With what shall I fix it, dear NASA, dear NASA?
With what shall I fix it, dear NASA, dear NASA?

With woven aluminia, dear astronaut, dear astronaut, dear astronaut.
With woven aluminia, dear astronaut, dear astronaut, dear astronaut.

The woven aluminia is too big, dear NASA, dear NASA?
The woven aluminia is too big, dear NASA, dear NASA?

Then cut it, dear astronaut, dear astronaut, dear astronaut.
Then cut it, dear astronaut, dear astronaut, dear astronaut.

With what shall I cut it, dear NASA, dear NASA?
With what shall I cut it, dear NASA, dear NASA?

With diamond coated scissors, dear astronaut, dear astronaut, dear astronaut?
With diamond coated scissors, dear astronaut, dear astronaut, dear astronaut?

How shall I get diamond coated scissors, dear NASA, dear NASA?
How shall I get diamond coated scissors, dear NASA, dear NASA?

By landing, dear astronaut, dear astronaut, dear astronaut.
By landing, dear astronaut, dear astronaut, dear astronaut.

How do I land, dear NASA, dear NASA?
How do I land, dear NASA, dear NASA?

With a spaceship, dear astronaut, dear astronaut, dear astronaut.
With a spaceship, dear astronaut, dear astronaut, dear astronaut.

There is a hole in my spaceship dear NASA, dear NASA.
There is a hole in my spaceship dear NASA, dear NASA.