Am I crazy or are these home owners, assuming they are the guilty party (I dunno about you but I think they notice a DEAD BODY in their backyard), utter a few lines from Scooby Doo right about now?

Authorities say a group of children playing ball on a beach discovered an adult human skeleton in the back yard of home near Port Orange, Florida….

The sheriff’s office is talking to the residents of the home.

Sheriff: …and their plan was assume the dead man’s life.
Homeowner: Aye! And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids and that dog!

Am I crazy or are you not supposed to sit on the baby when baby sitting.

Authorities suspect a 2-year-old boy who died with a fractured skull was accidentally crushed by a morbidly obese relative.

I am crazy or are the protesters in Tibet doing it wrong? Notice there is NO ONE IN FRONT OF THE VEHICLE! WTF!?

This! This is how you protest and make the front page of all the world’s papers today!

Am I crazy or did the graphics editors at CNN.com fail their class in the presentation of graphical information?

Really now, yellow vs. yellow with slashes? What are they doing? Editing their images using MacPaint?

Nah, if they were using MacPaint you would have been able to tell which states are voting today.

Badger badger badger…

THE Iraqi port city of Basra, already prey to a nasty turf war between rival militia factions, has now been gripped by a scary rumour – giant badgers are stalking the street

Mushroom! Mushroom!

So the Bald eagle just got taken off off the threatened species list. Am I crazy or is now the perfect time to take advantage of the eagle’s new status?!

Am I crazy, or are these some exceptionally bad cats. And I don’t mean “You know I’m bad, I’m bad…” bad, but awful bad.

Two stray cats attacked three people after they got into a house in North Platte…

She told the officer it happened when the two cats entered the residence and attacked her for no reason…

I always thought an UNCLE was one’s mother’s brother. (Double possessives word score!).

But, these wacky germans have it confused…

A German brother and sister who have had four children together…

…or maybe they don’t, after all he’s just a dad who’s also an uncle… To the same people… But unless I am crazy (Hey! Wait! You said it out of order! You can’t do that!) this going to make answering “who is your favorite aunt/uncle?” a little awkward…

Q: Who is your favorite uncle?
A: My dad…
Q: What about your favorite aunt?
A: My mom…

Even more awkward would be if they answered with the name of someone who wasn’t their mom or dad…

Am I crazy or are these boys doing a little more then wrestling.

An outbreak of herpes gladiatorum among Minnesota high school wrestlers led the state to suspend matches and halt contact practices, authorities said Wednesday.

I can see the commercial now…

Wrestler 1: I have Genitaladiatorum Herpes.
Wrestler 2: And, I don’t.
W1 & W2 (together): And we like to keep it that way.
W1: That’s why I’m taking one a day Valtrex.
Announcer Guy: VALTREX is for adults with healthy immune systems and is available by prescription only. There is no cure for herpes, and even with treatment, it may be possible to spread herpes. VALTREX may not prevent all recurrences. To avoid a potentially serious complication, tell your doctor if your immune system is not normal because of advanced HIV disease, bone marrow or kidney transplant. Common side effects include headache, nausea, vomiting, stomach pain, dizziness, cold, and sore throat.

Remember when you had to be 81 to buy alcohol?

An 87-year-old man was asked to prove he was over 21 when he tried to buy a bottle of sherry in a York supermarket

Am I crazy or does this cashier need glasses? Or some uncommon sense? Or is their a gang of kids dressing up as World War I combat aces? If that’s the case we better get Snoopy on the case.