Am I crazy, or has the Yahoo news spider bot gone mad…

Sure sure, he does have a connection to the story in question, but so does Kevin Bacon…. Let’s see now
Kevin Bacon was in Apollo 13…
13 minus 1 is 12…
12 was the age Neil Havens Rodreick II was pretending to be…
Neil Havens Rodreick II was having sex with Lonnie Stiffler…
Lonnie Stiffler is the guy in the photo

There I did it in five! Five, Five, Five…. Let’s sing a song of five, how many is five?

Edit: The google ad bot is amusing as well…

Am I crazy or do all Chinese people look the same?

According to a judge in Scotland they do.

A Scottish judge cleared a student from China of a motoring offence after claiming that “all Chinese people can look the same”

Am I crazy or are these parents just a little nuts…

The parents of a bride-to-be told their daughter they were taking her on a shopping trip, but then drove to Colorado and kept her there until she missed the nuptials, officials said.

Yup it’s the old let go shopping trick, works every time… In any case, what’s up with these parents, could they not have objected to this union in the old fashion way? Would have made a pretty powerful statement if the father of the bride says ‘Take a hike boy’ when the priest asks does any one object, the groom would probably piss himself.

The couple, both students at Brigham Young University, were married in the temple on August 8, Myers said. They are expecting their first child in May.

Let’s see now August, September, October, November, December, January, February, March, April, May… that makes 10… Someone got busy…

Am I crazy or do all white people look the same? Apparently in Indiana families can’t even tell their their own daughter from a stranger.

A couple sat by their daughter’s hospital bedside for weeks after an auto accident until she came out of a coma and they realized she was not their daughter after all, but another blond-haired young woman injured in the wreck.

In any case how can you not know? The only way these two girls have the same hair color, breast size, height, weight, hair cut is if… is if OMG! IS IF THEY ARE CLONES! OMG! OMG! OMG! They are cloning white blond women in Indiana! Someone call CNN!

You think gas is expensive here? Over in Germany it costs 1 friend

German woman left her friend as a deposit at a gas station because she did not have enough cash to pay for her petrol, police said Wednesday.

“She didn’t have enough money to pay the bill, so her friend stayed behind as a human deposit while she went to withdraw cash,” said a spokesman for police in the southern town of Muenchberg. “Unfortunately, the woman did not return.”

Am I crazy, or is the gas station owner supposed to KEEP the deposit? Isn’t that what a deposit is good for? I give you a deposit for say an apartment, if I don’t show up to rent it later, you get to keep the deposit. I don’t get my deposit back, do I?

Am I crazy or did they leave some children behind…

Bush’s home state of Texas — once cited as a model for the federal law — excludes scores for two entire groups. No test scores from Texas’ 65,000 Asian students or from several thousand American Indian students are broken out by race. The same is true in Arkansas.

Asian kids bad at their studies?!? Isn’t that like the second sign of the apocalypse!??! Well at least our favorite asian kid will have some company in his remedial math class.

Am I crazy or does CNN hate tax cuts?

Oh, also don’t they have better stock images of famous people in front of a microphone… Surely, the President of The United States (Don’t forget to vote for The Crazy Blogger in 08), has been in front a microphone and camera at the same time before…

Am I crazy or is 806.4 trillion just a tad high for a phone bill? I’m personally impressed the billing computer they are using can still keep track of his phone bill down to the cents.

It wasn’t clear whether the bill was a mistake, or if Yahaya’s father’s phone line was used illegally after after his death…

So the phone line has been active for 3 months. If our favorite asian kid is keeping up on his lessons, he should be able to tell us that’s 103 million ringgit a second!! Ultra confident math girl will tell us that’s $28 million US dollars a second! Hmmm… even asian math boy can tell us something is not right here.

The blind visual response restored mice. See how they run. They all ran around with their algae eyes, and got their tails cut off with a carving knife… Three visual response restored mice…

Am I crazy or is the solution to Eye Fungus algae? Guess that makes it algae eye fungus? Fungal algae eye? Fungal eye algae? Algae fungal eye? Green Eyed Fungus? Oh… You’re my Green Eye Girl…

Shoes and shirts however are a must, but experience nope.

The senators heard from investigators at the Government Accountability Office, who found mistakes in virtually every tax return filled out by commercial chain preparers. The investigators said they looked at a tiny number of tax returns, and that their conclusions could not be generalized to the rest of the tax preparation industry.

Am I crazy or should both the tax prepares and the investigator go back to school? One group can’t correctly file a tax return, yes taxes can be complex, but no one is asking these people to do it on the spot, can’t they use google if they have a question about a tax rule? The other claims they can’t draw conclusions about a larger data set from sampling a smaller set. Can’t they use google to look up basic statistical sampling.