Doctors of optometry from the American Optometric Association’s (AOA) Contact Lens and Cornea Section today urged contact lens wearers to take proper precautions amid reports of a potentially sight-threatening eye fungus…

Eye fungus? EYE Fungus?!?! EYE FUNGUS?!

Am I crazy or… Damm dude! Eye fungus! They got eye fungus, a fungal growth on the eye… How does one even get that? Rubbing balls with someone else has eye fungus? Eye Fungus… Geez… I hope they aren’t working in the local restaurant.

So it seems a man by the name of John Claassen is suing our favorite unsponsor, eHarmony, because they won’t take him because he’s married. Boo-Hoo. If Mr. Claassen had been a regular reader of our site he would of known that they don’t take everyone and he shouldn’t feel to sad, since there is always our other unsponsor, Match dot com.

All that aside, am I crazy or is John Claassen an idiot? If a 12 er 100 year old girl can figure out how to get on myspace, then surely a 36 year old married single man can figure out how to get on eHarmony. He’s a lawyer after all, can’t he can come up with a creative definition of what the phrase “until your divorce is official” means?

DEEP BLUE SEA: The Kingdom of The Seven Sea’s: — ….A North Korean cargo ship… was sunk Thursday… Australian air force… the sinking of the ship showed Australia’s resolve to fight drug trafficking….

Am I crazy or is Australia full of it? First everyone knows that Australia or any other nation with enough money to buy a fancy Firebolt 1000 Deluxe Anti Ship Missile Extreme Edition will never use them to stop a drug smuggling ship. First, despite being Extreme you can never be sure if they are going to hit what you are aiming at, if it’s a Friday missile, you are pretty much screwed. Second, you run the risk of succeeding and once the drugged up masses come off their high, they are going to be pretty pissed. Pissed enough to pillage, riot and worst VOTE! And we all know voting leads to fear, fear leads to anger and anger leads to the dark side…