Archaeologists are to open a long-sealed cave under a Mexican pyramid in the hope that it will unlock the mystery of one of ancient civilisation’s greatest cities.

I’m pretty sure caves leading into pyramids are sealed for a good reason be it homicidal mummies bent on the destruction of the world, aliens from outer space bent on the destruction of the world, or the destroyer of worlds himself!.

So I got back up and running and went to Windows Updale again. I forgot why I was in Windows Update at all since all I wanted was to get Moviemaker.

So I went back to Microsoft.com and looked at the instructions. I have to click on a folder called WindowsXP. Why should I do that? Windows Update knows I am on Windows XP.

What does it mean to have to click on that folder? So I get a bunch of confusing stuff but sure enough one of them is Moviemaker.

So I do the download. The download is fast but the Install takes many minutes. Amazing how slow this thing is.

Psst… Bill, I’m sure if you said put a link that directly downloads Movie Maker on our website now. Someone can do it. If they can’t, FIRE EM and keep replacing them until you can someone that can.

This is the abomination! Don’t you know you are a celebrity?! You are supposed to present an unrealistic image of beauty to the world!

Authorities say a group of children playing ball on a beach discovered an adult human skeleton in the back yard of home near Port Orange, Florida….

The sheriff’s office is talking to the residents of the home.

Sheriff: …and their plan was assume the dead man’s life.
Homeowner: Aye! And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids and that dog!

AmeriTrade - Not only do you sell my personal information, both the unique email address I gave you so I track who’s been leaking my email address but you also also sold my home number to strangers! Including for some reason a chinese telemarking firm. And just to piss me off even more you have the audacity blame me for it. Now, I quick check of the internet shows it’s not me its you. Now, if I were the CEO of AmeriTrade I’d fire the CIO post haste for gross incompetence, as clearly this information leak is either an inside job or a massive security hole that allows anyone to see all your customers personal information. Both of which indicate a level of incompetence that should result in his/her termination. Of course you’re not going to do that cause your buddy buddy with them. You probably even play that sport where even the blind can make a hole in one with them, only your handicap is quite a bit higher.

Tom’s first divorce was in 1990. 11 years later…
Tom second divorce was in 2001.

Tom’s first wife was Mimi Rogers. (Born: 1956)
Tom’s second wife was Nicole Kidman (Born: 1967), 11 years later
Tom’s third was is Katie Holmes (Born: 1978), 11 years later.

The average number of letters in the name Tom’s wives: 11
Number of letters on Tom’s full name (Thomas Cruise Mapother IV): 22 (11×2)
Number of letters in the first movie he stared (Endless Love): 11

Defense Secretary Robert Gates has formally ordered the Air Force, Navy and Defense Logistics Agency to conduct an inventory of all U.S. nuclear weapons and nuclear weapon-related materials to make sure all items are accounted for.

I’m sure a few ended up as paper weights for some retiring general or ended being sold on ebay.

Authorities suspect a 2-year-old boy who died with a fractured skull was accidentally crushed by a morbidly obese relative.

This! This is how you protest and make the front page of all the world’s papers today!