Tue 18 Mar 2008
But March 19 made me shiver
With wireless message I’d deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
I couldn’t take one more step.
I can’t remember if I cried
When I read that he had died
But something touched me deep inside
The day the Arthur C. Clarke died.
Wed 12 Mar 2008
Am I crazy or is the Jaroslaw Kaczynski (better known is for Former Prime Minster of Poland) sounding a little like Trekkie Monster?
Poles should not be allowed to vote online because the Internet attracts people who watch “pornography while sipping a bottle of beer”, a former prime minister told his party’s Web site.
Tue 11 Mar 2008
Oh! Katie bear what have you done!?
Nooo!
Sat 8 Mar 2008
Where have all the neutrinos gone, long time passing?
Where have all the neutrinos gone, long long time ago?
Where have all the neutrinos gone, gone to sea of cosmic neutrinos that permeates the every one.
When will they ever learn, oh when will they ever learn.
Where have all the photons gone, long time passing?
Where have all the photons gone, long long time ago?
Where have all the photons gone, adsorbed by atoms every one.
When will they ever learn, oh when will they ever learn.
Where have all the atoms gone, long time passing?
Where have all the atoms gone, long long time ago?
Where have all the atoms gone, fused into heavier elements every one.
When will they ever learn, oh when will they ever learn.
Where have all the dark matter gone, long time passing?
Where have all the dark matter gone, long long time ago?
Where have all the dark matter gone, answer this and you could win a Nobel.
When will they ever learn, oh when will they ever learn.
Fri 7 Mar 2008
Am I crazy or are traders trying to cause a recession? Sure they may all look sad in this photo.
But isn’t this pretty much their fault? If they would just stop trading, then the value of stocks would be unchanging. If they had stopped trading in January the Dow would be 1,150.27 points higher and we wouldn’t be in this mess.
Wed 5 Mar 2008
Mon 3 Mar 2008
Am I crazy or are these two moms acting like kids…
A child’s birthday party at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant in Massachusetts was cut short when a fight broke out between two mothers.
The mother of the 9-year-old birthday boy apparently became enraged because the other woman’s son was “hogging” an arcade game, Natick, Mass., police said
I’m guessing it went down like this…
Mom-1: My kids turn!
Mom-2: No! My kids turn!
Mom-1: No! Mine!
Mom-2: Mine!
Mom-1 & 2: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! MINE!! MINE!! MINE!!
Fri 15 Feb 2008
Try not to catch a VD on VD.
Wed 13 Feb 2008
Am I crazy or did the graphics editors at CNN.com fail their class in the presentation of graphical information?
Really now, yellow vs. yellow with slashes? What are they doing? Editing their images using MacPaint?
Nah, if they were using MacPaint you would have been able to tell which states are voting today.
Wed 13 Feb 2008
Am I crazy or did someone had an objection to this union.
Kim Sjostrom wanted a real-life version of the film “My Big Fat Greek Wedding,” which played in the background as friends fixed her hair and makeup before her own marriage ceremony.
But less than an hour after she and Teddy Efkarpides were wed, Sjostrom crumpled in her husband’s arms during a Greek song that means “Love Me.”
I can see it now…
Priest: speak now or forever hold your peace…
God: Psst, it me God. I object!
Priest (to himself): Oh no! Did I forget to take my meds? I’m hearing voices again!
God: Your not hearing voices! It is I god!
Priest (to himself): Gotta wrap this up quick!
Priest:By the power vested in me by the State of Florida, you may now kiss the bride.
God (muttering to itself): Grrr… wait i minute… I’m god… Now let me see…
God flips madly though its spellbook
God: Let’s see now… curses… plague of locusts… unbearable boils… pillar of salt! That was a good one! Those were good times… I know!… Plague of Atherosclerosis… doesn’t quite have a ring to it but it’s better than nothing.