Try not to catch a VD on VD.

Am I crazy or did the graphics editors at CNN.com fail their class in the presentation of graphical information?

Really now, yellow vs. yellow with slashes? What are they doing? Editing their images using MacPaint?

Nah, if they were using MacPaint you would have been able to tell which states are voting today.

Am I crazy or did someone had an objection to this union.

Kim Sjostrom wanted a real-life version of the film “My Big Fat Greek Wedding,” which played in the background as friends fixed her hair and makeup before her own marriage ceremony.

But less than an hour after she and Teddy Efkarpides were wed, Sjostrom crumpled in her husband’s arms during a Greek song that means “Love Me.”

I can see it now…

Priest: speak now or forever hold your peace…
God: Psst, it me God. I object!
Priest (to himself): Oh no! Did I forget to take my meds? I’m hearing voices again!
God: Your not hearing voices! It is I god!
Priest (to himself): Gotta wrap this up quick!
Priest:By the power vested in me by the State of Florida, you may now kiss the bride.
God (muttering to itself): Grrr… wait i minute… I’m god… Now let me see…

God flips madly though its spellbook

God: Let’s see now… curses… plague of locusts… unbearable boils… pillar of salt! That was a good one! Those were good times… I know!… Plague of Atherosclerosis… doesn’t quite have a ring to it but it’s better than nothing.

Am I crazy or is the U.S. military losing its edge…

American fighter jets intercepted two Russian bombers, one of which buzzed a U.S. aircraft carrier in the western Pacific over the weekend, U.S. military officials told CNN Monday.

One of them twice flew about 2,000 feet over the deck of the USS Nimitz…

Was the radar operator sleeping on the job? How does a bomber of the red air force get even within 100 miles of one of our carriers without some type of response? If this had been an actual first strike, the USS Nimitz would be at the bottom of the Pacific, without having even fired a shot….

Am I crazy or is there something about the cover of Touch Detective 2 ½ that is very wrong….

Let me zoom in for ya…

Um… I don’t think I want my kid playing this sort of detective.

Am I crazy or is this kida Mr. Grinch in training?

A 12-year-old Ames boy is accused of robbing a man selling Christmas trees Saturday.

Police arrested Deandre Williams, 12, of Ames.

Christmas tree vendors one day the next thing you know Deandre Williams will be looking like…

Am I crazy or does this imply that skinny people are to blame for global warming?

Food rotting in landfills contributes to global warming. Landfills are America’s primary source of methane emissions, and the second-largest component of landfills are organic materials. When food decomposes in a landfill, it releases methane, a greenhouse gas 21 times more damaging than carbon dioxide.

And who leaves their plates half full? Skinny people.

Am I crazy or does the Greene County Schools Superintendent not understand what his job is?

“So, there are probably more opportunities for them to record things and to do things with the computers that they haven’t had before, unfortunately” Mazingo said. “It also greatly enhances the educational opportunities.”

“Unfortuantely, It also greatly enhances the educational opportunities.”?!? Yes, that is quite unfortunate.

Am I crazy or is there a serious flaw in this ad?

0 PC Attacks Blocked! Woot! Zero! I’m glad I’m protected!

Long, long time ago, I can still remember when Mac OS used to make me smile.

And I knew if I had my chance that I could get those icons to dance and maybe I be happy for a while. But, October 26th made me shiver, with each OS I deliver, bad news on desktop, I couldn’t make one more click. I can’t remember if I cried when I read about the widowed API, something touched me deep inside. The day Classic Died…