Am I crazy or does the Greene County Schools Superintendent not understand what his job is?

“So, there are probably more opportunities for them to record things and to do things with the computers that they haven’t had before, unfortunately” Mazingo said. “It also greatly enhances the educational opportunities.”

“Unfortuantely, It also greatly enhances the educational opportunities.”?!? Yes, that is quite unfortunate.

Am I crazy or is there a serious flaw in this ad?

0 PC Attacks Blocked! Woot! Zero! I’m glad I’m protected!

Long, long time ago, I can still remember when Mac OS used to make me smile.

And I knew if I had my chance that I could get those icons to dance and maybe I be happy for a while. But, October 26th made me shiver, with each OS I deliver, bad news on desktop, I couldn’t make one more click. I can’t remember if I cried when I read about the widowed API, something touched me deep inside. The day Classic Died…

Am I crazy or is this doctor’s excuse just a bit of a stretch.

A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases.

Police say Anderson said during recorded phone calls that he routinely massaged patients’ chests to treat temporo-mandibular joint disorder, or TMJ.

Yes, appropriate in cases such as breast augmentation. But TMJ? That’s a stretch, cause you know…

The jaw bone is connected to the, cranium bone.
The cranium bone is connected to the, cervical vertebrae bones.
The cervical vertebrae bones are connected to the, thoracic vertebrae bones!
The thoracic vertebrae bones are connected to the, Rib Bone!
and The Rib Bone is Connected to the Breast!!

Am I crazy or does someone in Washington really hate California?

…spiraled into IT chaos yesterday after a countermeasure applied from Washington essentially “deleted the ca.gov domain.”

You can shut down our tubes, but you can never take our freedom!

Am I crazy or should Chuck E. Cheese hire a few security cats to be a Tom to these Jerries Or a Sylvester to these Gonzales?

Police were called to break up a weekend fight among a rowdy group of teenage girls at the family-themed pizza restaurant, Chuck E. Cheese.

The more than a dozen girls, between 13 and 16 years old, went berserk in the restaurant’s lobby Saturday night, police said.

A long, long time ago…
I can still remember
How punctuation used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could use an ellipses or two
And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

But the Oxford English Dictionary made me shiver
With every paper I’d deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
I couldn’t take one more step.

I can’t remember if I cried
When I saw the words got squeezed,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the hyphen died…

Am I crazy or are these Amish not being very, um, Amish.

In a rare move, the Amish — who typically do not go on camera — described the incident on a video posted on YouTube.com.

I mean apart from the fact they even dare to use camera that will steal their souls and condemn them to eternal damnation. How do the Amish even known about YouTube?! One would think, with their doctrine of separation, that YouTube would be considered more sacrilegious than electricity.

Am I crazy or is this guys, um, explanation is rather, um, thin…

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. — Sheboygan police got a surprise after they stunned a man during a traffic stop: They opened his trunk and found a live chicken.

The man told the officers he got the fowl from a local fast food restaurant, police Capt. James Tetzlaff said.

A live chicken from a local fast food restaurant.. Hmmm… right… Just what is there to do with a chicken?

So Senator’s Larry Craig’s children believe he’s not gay.

“We’ve known him our whole life. He has been so trustworthy to us, so honest to us, that we believe him,” Michael Craig said.

Am I crazy or is this to be expected!? I mean how many grown children even believe their 60+ year old parents are still having sex? Yet alone gay sex.

Let me put it this way. Imagine your dad having sex with your mom.
Now imagine your dad choking the chicken with the Indian Chief from the Village People.

On the issue on is he gay, straight, or taken, I think this is more telling…

Larry Craig adopted Michael and his two siblings after marrying their mother

Let’s see.
1. Plead guilty to disorderly conduct. (is that what they are calling it these days?)
2. Restroom in which the conduct occurred is “is a known location for homosexual activity.” (Are there any Men in this Men’s room?!)
3. Adopted rather than procreated. (Hmmm… It’s a slam dunk)